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#7 - moffe
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(01/17/2013) [-]
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#115 to #7 - thecrimsonfucker
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Him "wait.. i wanna live.. i wanna live, **** this"

*thingy snaps*

*falls to death*

Him: **** c:
#108 to #7 - pengish
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(01/18/2013) [-]
ok so what i don't get here is that he isnt falling straight down. the tower like slants off, so he should hit it but he slants out with it....
#181 to #108 - anon
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He slipped off it, which gave him the starting sideways momentum.
As he fell, that momentum carried him more and more sideways with the increasing speed.
Had he fallen normally, he probably would've lived... With severe injuries and likely paralysis.
#14 to #7 - hideyowives
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(01/17/2013) [-]
NOOB WINS
FATALITY
#95 to #7 - Abortedwafflez
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Did I just witness a man die?
Did I just witness a man die?
#136 to #7 - mgarrigan
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(01/18/2013) [-]
is man kill
#195 to #136 - maxismahname
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(01/18/2013) [-]
yeah probably
#8 to #7 - runelh
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Was he kill?
#13 to #8 - jeminuzback **User deleted account**
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(01/17/2013) [-]
No, he bounced in the ground so hard that he returned safely with his family and earned 10 million Dolars (zimbabwe Dolars, about 1 USD)
#11 to #8 - instalation
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(01/17/2013) [-]
man is kill
#10 to #8 - nicookje
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yes
#16 to #10 - teevee
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(01/17/2013) [-]
'no'
#9 to #7 - merm
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(01/17/2013) [-]
what is going on with the  2 or 1 people on the tower?
what is going on with the 2 or 1 people on the tower?
#22 to #9 - puredeliciousness
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He was up there for awhile, being suicidal and whatnot. And at one point, he started to reposition himself, and one of his feet slipped over the edge. The flag or whatever he was holding onto broke off and he fell to his death. It's on youtube, but I'm too lazy to look for it atm.   
   
Source: Somehow I came to that weird part of youtube one night and I was watching suicide jump vids, and I came across this one.
He was up there for awhile, being suicidal and whatnot. And at one point, he started to reposition himself, and one of his feet slipped over the edge. The flag or whatever he was holding onto broke off and he fell to his death. It's on youtube, but I'm too lazy to look for it atm.

Source: Somehow I came to that weird part of youtube one night and I was watching suicide jump vids, and I came across this one.
#153 to #22 - buttinspecter
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It's a flag? I thought it was a dummy of himself that he would drop instead of jumping to fake his death.
#35 to #22 - hemming
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(01/17/2013) [-]
It's fake, or else he would have hit the tower on his way down...
#39 to #35 - puredeliciousness
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(01/17/2013) [-]
You can see him falling outwards and away from the tower.
You can see him falling outwards and away from the tower.
#41 to #39 - hemming
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Exactly, if it was real he would have fallen straight down and into the tower unless it's windy as ****
#43 to #41 - puredeliciousness
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(01/17/2013) [-]
It was windy. Find the vid on Youtube and you'll see.
#44 to #43 - hemming
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(01/17/2013) [-]
The flag is barely moving in the gif...
#46 to #44 - puredeliciousness
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(01/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RtRT_U70IU

Here's a link to the vid.
#49 to #46 - hemming
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I admit defeat... i guess... still looks kinda fake, but oh well...
#51 to #49 - puredeliciousness
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Love you too friend.   
   
And I don't blame you, you can't believe everything you see on the internet.
Love you too friend.

And I don't blame you, you can't believe everything you see on the internet.
#132 to #46 - JoshBauer
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(01/18/2013) [-]
...clicked the video and first thing I see is that this was in my city.

what
#196 to #46 - mgarrigan
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(01/18/2013) [-]
holy ****, i live right by here. this is right outside a home depot on osborn avenue
#188 to #35 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
agreed, gravity does not work that way.
#18 to #9 - collegedood
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(01/17/2013) [-]
to me it looks like there is one guy on the tower, his foot slipped off the edge, and the thing he was holding broke off the tower.
#17 to #7 - ImFrumAija
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(01/17/2013) [-]
"How to save a suicidal man"
"How to save a suicidal man"
#193 to #17 - kusalranawaka
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(01/18/2013) [-]
That is the hardest ive laughed on Funnyjunk
#2 - awesomechardey
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I can watch this for hours. Wich means i can watch this like 4 times in a row.
#83 - mankey
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Mr. Sansweet didn't asked to be saved. Mr. Sansweet didn't want to be saved.
#118 to #83 - vishnarg
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(01/18/2013) [-]
NO CAPES
#94 to #83 - formidableguy
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death"
#90 - superjewcer
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#53 - christanych
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(01/17/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #433420 at Anime & Manga ** what he saw
#37 - mysteriouspenguin
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(01/17/2013) [-]
clearly he was playing a game of the floor is lava

my shop skills are off the charts
#134 to #37 - raidaltamimi
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#91 to #37 - superjewcer
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#40 to #37 - cadaverbox
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#45 to #40 - mysteriouspenguin
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#64 to #45 - psykobear
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#67 to #64 - psykobear
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Template, if anyone wants it.
#114 - swimmingprodigy
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Kicks guy in the back of his head











Saves his life
#57 - mattdoggy
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(01/17/2013) [-]
The urge to yell "this is sparta" must have been unbearable
#59 to #57 - kruzer
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I would've yelled it anyway. What's the guy gonna do? Jump?
#15 - ferbisboy
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(01/17/2013) [-]
long live the king
#1 - qjmihuia
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(01/17/2013) [-]
snap!
snap!
#199 to #1 - aleksisti
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(01/22/2013) [-]
holy ****, made me cringe.
#38 to #1 - boxinabox
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(01/17/2013) [-]
john is kill
#50 to #38 - epitomeofawesome
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(01/17/2013) [-]
no
#130 to #50 - bbzz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
but really, did he die?
#162 to #130 - wyrddarcnyzz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Err, he hit a stone block so hard that he bounced, and dislodged the block before he hit the ground. If he didn't die there, I bet he sure wishes he did.

I love how they all run over to him, like "Oh my god, is he alright?"
#138 to #130 - epitomeofawesome
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(01/18/2013) [-]
not sure
#71 to #1 - roflstorm
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus christ he dislodged a ******* block on concrete
#48 - KayRed
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Two points I want to make here.

A) That jump is completely survivable, he really needs to step up his game next time

B) There is a certain epicness to talking some one off a ledge, so I would've been pissed if I were a negotiator and some one did that.

But it got the job done.
#81 to #48 - ringley
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Considering the looks of the pants of the guy who pushed him, kind of looks like it was a fireman who did this. In which case, the negotiator was probably informed. Quite unprofessional for a fireman though, but who else wears dark pants with florescent white stripes on them?
#82 to #81 - KayRed
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think the negotiator would agree to that, even with the airbag there, too much could go wrong.
#103 to #48 - cadencee
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Landing on your head from a 2 ft drop can kill you. I don't think the guy aimed to survive it lol.
#56 to #48 - karmakoala
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Was there ever any real danger thanks to the 30ft square bouncy castle?
#54 to #48 - reaperssprint
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I think it's more epic, and funny, to sneak up behind them and boot them off onto the safety net/bag.
#116 - Her
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(01/18/2013) [-]
He was just trying to synchronize.   
Although it didn't really look that high up..
He was just trying to synchronize.
Although it didn't really look that high up..
#92 - godtwomany
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#61 - downstreamlife
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Not bad, suicidal man. Close enough
Not bad, suicidal man. Close enough
#25 - gorginhanson
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(01/17/2013) [-]
what if the guy hit that beam?
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#31 to #28 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Ok, then you won't mind if I push you off from there. I'm sure you won't crack your retarded head open.
#32 to #31 - horrificninja
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Didn't mean you. meant to be at the original content
#30 to #25 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
i don't want to sound mean but, do you have the depth perception of a one eyed fish?
#86 to #30 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
>depth
>2D image
pick one
#68 to #30 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
he could have easily slipped and banged his head on it
#52 to #30 - hanakoikezawa
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I thought it was a giant looking downwards at scientists up until I watched the whole thing.
#33 to #30 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
do you? the man almost hit it when the fireman gave him a powerful kick
#69 to #25 - skateabuga
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#73 to #69 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
yah, u are
#76 to #25 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
If he had fallen off at a more narrow angle he might have hit it
#26 to #25 - Battledogg
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(01/17/2013) [-]
That beam is at the same height the guy is standing. There are several others in the picture, just harder to see
#29 to #25 - horrificninja
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(01/17/2013) [-]
You're a ******* idiot
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#34 to #25 - grafvodkula ONLINE
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#63 to #34 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
he could have slipped off of the side numb nuts
#173 - nikkeem
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(01/18/2013) [-]
HFW he doesnt die
HFW he doesnt die
#165 - vladhellsing
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Pfft, that fall woudn't kill you. I jump off heights like that for breakfast.
#169 to #165 - snotnose
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(01/18/2013) [-]
you jump off **** for breakfest? you must be one hungry son of a bitch to take risks like that
#194 to #169 - vladhellsing
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Nothing healthier than 15ft of oxygen.
#172 to #169 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Fail.
#166 to #165 - redblueyellow
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Cool story bro
#174 to #166 - sidnineonefourtwo
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I don't land in hay.
#137 - alhemicar
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(01/18/2013) [-]
totally works every time
totally works every time
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#164 to #137 - skinless
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**skinless rolled a random image posted in comment #2753323 at MLP Friendly Board ** my god he must be in the most horrific pain
#177 to #164 - HAMMATIMEZ ONLINE
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(01/18/2013) [-]
That picture really lightened the mood...
#145 to #137 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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(01/18/2013) [-]
man is kill
#155 to #145 - theobnoxiousguy
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(01/18/2013) [-]
no
#146 to #145 - alhemicar
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(01/18/2013) [-]
dunno, dunt care
#142 to #137 - doyouevenliftfgt **User deleted account**
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#126 - mrcocoabeans
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(01/18/2013) [-]
*kicks him too hard
*hit pavement
#88 - zukowashere
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Did he have a gun or something? It looks like that mat is right below him, so how could he jump?