2/10

same. I thought it was those fake interviews/audition rooms. I gotta find a PA group.

Why does this gif bother me so much?

because old, awkward paralyzed with fear midgets creep u out a bit?

I reckon this is pretty creepy too.

i know this is from supernatural but i don't remember this episode

Me and you, Shelley. Let's make magic happen.

And you're Italian...

You know what I must do, by the power bestowed upon me by the ancient bylaws of the Internet, I request...Nay, demand. Tits, or GTFO.

You just got half of it ;)

so he just had sex? :o

Maybe only masturbation? *shrug*

It's the Backroom Casting Couch.

Want to become a pornstar? A guy interviews you for 3 minutes, then fucks you for 30.

Getting thumbed down for stating something correct.

FJ in a nutshell.

That couch has seen some shit

so its not just me. High Five, Sister!

GUYS
REMEMBER
RULE #30

God damn I am sick of that. Inb4: Tits to prove it! Fuck no.

RULE #31 FOR YOU.

Alright, seeya later then I guess. Also, way to be super original and creative.

Nah, i just wanted to check if u were really a girl.
a FJ account lvl 0 with some smart comments telling shes a girl in a comment starting with:

"Hello, I'm a woman who knows what this is"
(grammar nazis please, stop your orgasms)

Seems suspicious, thats all.
(i guess i accidentally some sentences here but i guess im ok for being spanish with no english studies.)

You can see my username is secondjess- second Jess. My previous account got banned because I got down voted too many times for posting with my avatar set as myself. I have a very low tolerance for people who assume I'm some loner stealing facebook pics for attention just because I have boobs.

well, thats the case of girls on the internet 99% of the time.

thats why the rules of the internet were made.

On primarily male boards like funnyjunk and 4chan? Yes, that's pretty accurate. On the rest of the internet, no not at all.

?
tell me about one female board without men trying to talk with girls and gay guys trying to get men with girly usernames/avatars.

and again i will say, thats why (the most important) rules of the internet were made.


<---old rules of the internet, newest rules were added by 12 yrs old kids with no idea.

LOL Pintrest! Gaia online.. erm.. some discussions on dA. The point was that on primarily male board the female userbase tends to be in fact male, not that there are an overabundance of female only boards.

well, this is going nowere.

u will open your eyes at some point.
maybe in FJ, maybe not.

It is going somewhere you're just in denial. There are in fact women on the internet. On here sure there's not a huge amount but this isn't 1995, the internet is a huge part of nearly everyones life, women included.

how i can make you understand my point.
i said that, the 99% of the time, females on the internet are undercover males.

gay and/or loners trying to get friends.

thats why rule #30 and #31 exist.

I'm not stupid. I'm saying that yes on primarily male websites like this one, 99% of 'women' are indeed 'undercover males'. I also said that it is not 1995 anymore and there are A LOT of women on the net these days. I personally do not know any girls who haven't played some sort of MMORPG at one point in their life- to that point I know two models who play WoW on a daily basis. The internet has evolved, my friend.

i never said u were stupid.

let me make things clear with this:

rule #30 "there are no girls on the internet" ---> for all that 99% undercover males arround we cant trust noone.

rule #31 "tits or GTFO, the choice is yours" ---> complement for the rule #30 if ure a girl and u REALLY AND DESESPERATELY want to prove your feminity, show your breasts (optional:nipples) to the community. using google image search we can prove ure not using a fake identity and THEN we will all trust you.

RESUME: u can find such weird people in the internet, so be careful, if there isnt a photo of it, dont trust.

Ok you know what? By this point I am certain you're just messing with me. Goodbye.

not messing with you.
tell me: how could i know ure not a 35yr old fat nerd pretending to be a girl, using a picture of his little sister as avatar?

old rules of the internet were not made for fun.
be careful.

Why does it matter? I don't give a rats ass if you're an 8 year old girl or a 45 year old man. It has nothing to do with me. The old rules of the internet were indeed established for a reason, but they are old! Rules change, like women being able to vote for example. As I said, maybe 5 years ago the rules would have been more factual but the internet has evolved and women on the internet are much more common place. To that point, people use this rules of the internet nowadays to force impressionable young girls into taking nude photographs of themselves rather than keeping pedophiles at bay as they were intended. You tell me you're a guy, and I have no reason to question that- so why must you question me?

"old" rules of the internet were made 3 or 2 yrs ago, "new" rules of the internet. are posted by arrowinbutt two comments bellow this post in the comment #375, this "new" rules involving things like chuck norris divinity and shit.
it really doesnt matter if ure a girl of a boy or your age.
just ffs dont go arround here posting things like im a "woman who knows shit" because you will start this kind of situation, is not in the WHOLE internet (this has been my point since the beggining) is just because you are here, as you said, in a 99% male site. even here, in 4chan 9gag, or any site full of trolls.
im just saying, im not a nazi against woman rights and i dont live in 1995 (dont even remember because im 19) i understand your point but i think u dont understand mine. thats all.

(NR) i dont know why i said be careful so many times u have a good attitude to be in this kind of websites u will be fine. :)

I don't normally, I'm not stupid. Since this particular post is questioning women specifically, I responded.

Would you like your unending hoard of beta friend requests now or later?

Nah, to be fairly honest people who are too eager to befriend me on sites such as this creep me out a little bit. So if I did get a shit tonne of friend requests, I'd just delete em anyway. That and I'm a noob and I have no idea what the hell anything is.

It's cool.

Comment starts with "Hello, I'm a woman"

My actual reaction

Oh and I hope you have a good day!

thx c:

That's actually refreshing. The reaction I get on most of my comments is 'ner she has a picture of herself as her avatar, she must an attention whore!'

Well gee someone's awful self conscious of their orientation! I was referring to the mass amount of women that deny they watch porn.

I've talked to girls about porn before. Where I live people are weird, though.

Same, though my friends all know I've got the dirtiest mind around so it's pretty common place haha

>yfw

I'm straight, dipshit

So am I. The definition of sexuality isn't limited to orientation.

Italics means sarcasm.

I tried italics, it didn't work. Fuck the world.

my personal favorite for those comments that will never match a gif or image

the fuckity fuck is this