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#382 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]

User avatar #402 to #382 - readymade (01/18/2013) [-]
#378 - dolphinjew (01/18/2013) [-]
Description is not true
Description is not true
User avatar #377 - bindmind (01/18/2013) [-]
... I only got it after reading through the comments.

Clearly I don't watch enough porn :|
#383 to #377 - relentlesspoop (01/18/2013) [-]
same. I thought it was those fake interviews/audition rooms. I gotta find a PA group.
User avatar #370 - shellyvitale (01/18/2013) [-]
Haha took me a second, but I got it! And I'm a girl, so there! :P
#442 to #370 - makethingsworse (01/18/2013) [-]
Me and you, Shelley. Let's make magic happen.
Me and you, Shelley. Let's make magic happen.
#397 to #370 - golfbob (01/18/2013) [-]
And you're Italian...
#376 to #370 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
You know what I must do, by the power bestowed upon me by the ancient bylaws of the Internet, I request...Nay, demand. Tits, or GTFO.
#371 to #370 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you just did what everyone else can do, except with a vagina.

Didn't you see the post a few days ago about no girls on the internet?
#389 to #371 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
Well, I think this comment was kind of warranted, given the fact that they stated that it was impossible for girls to understand. She was just pointing out that they were wrong, and thus had to specify her gender.
#365 - jamesisawesome (01/18/2013) [-]
It took me a moment.
It took me a moment.
#363 - cometfire (01/18/2013) [-]
The only reason I get this is because of the comments.
The only reason I get this is because of the comments.
#358 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
one girl knows what it means
User avatar #356 - sninjaman (01/18/2013) [-]
epic photoshop skills
User avatar #348 - sweetums (01/18/2013) [-]
I understand!
#337 - steckenrider (01/18/2013) [-]
Just like sex, I don't get it.
Just like sex, I don't get it.
User avatar #367 to #337 - majormash (01/18/2013) [-]
You just got half of it ;)
User avatar #404 to #367 - BerwindTwentyFour (01/18/2013) [-]
so he just had sex? :o
User avatar #419 to #404 - weissessand (01/18/2013) [-]
Maybe only masturbation? *shrug*
#335 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
well we all know where this is going..... prepare your anus
User avatar #332 - palmtoyourface (01/18/2013) [-]
could someone explain this? i honestly do not understand it
#360 to #332 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
It's just a photo shop thats all
#339 to #332 - wikit (01/18/2013) [-]
It's the Backroom Casting Couch.

Want to become a pornstar? A guy interviews you for 3 minutes, then ***** you for 30.
#343 to #339 - wikit (01/18/2013) [-]
Getting thumbed down for stating something correct.

FJ in a nutshell.
#334 to #332 - head (01/18/2013) [-]
That couch has seen some 			****
That couch has seen some ****
User avatar #329 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Hello, I'm a woman who knows what this is and is happy to admit it, because I'm not a self conscious ******* who lies about her sexuality.
User avatar #380 to #329 - jareth (01/18/2013) [-]
so its not just me. High Five, Sister!
User avatar #369 to #329 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
RULE #30
User avatar #427 to #369 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
God damn I am sick of that. Inb4: Tits to prove it! **** no.
User avatar #430 to #427 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #434 to #430 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Alright, seeya later then I guess. Also, way to be super original and creative.
User avatar #438 to #434 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
Nah, i just wanted to check if u were really a girl.
a FJ account lvl 0 with some smart comments telling shes a girl in a comment starting with:

"Hello, I'm a woman who knows what this is"
(grammar nazis please, stop your orgasms)

Seems suspicious, thats all.
(i guess i accidentally some sentences here but i guess im ok for being spanish with no english studies.)
User avatar #443 to #438 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
You can see my username is secondjess- second Jess. My previous account got banned because I got down voted too many times for posting with my avatar set as myself. I have a very low tolerance for people who assume I'm some loner stealing facebook pics for attention just because I have boobs.
User avatar #444 to #443 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
well, thats the case of girls on the internet 99% of the time.

thats why the rules of the internet were made.
User avatar #446 to #444 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
On primarily male boards like funnyjunk and 4chan? Yes, that's pretty accurate. On the rest of the internet, no not at all.
#462 to #446 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
tell me about one female board without men trying to talk with girls and gay guys trying to get men with girly usernames/avatars.

and again i will say, thats why (the most important) rules of the internet were made.

<---old rules of the internet, newest rules were added by 12 yrs old kids with no idea.
User avatar #484 to #462 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
LOL Pintrest! Gaia online.. erm.. some discussions on dA. The point was that on primarily male board the female userbase tends to be in fact male, not that there are an overabundance of female only boards.
User avatar #486 to #484 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
well, this is going nowere.

u will open your eyes at some point.
maybe in FJ, maybe not.
User avatar #487 to #486 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
It is going somewhere you're just in denial. There are in fact women on the internet. On here sure there's not a huge amount but this isn't 1995, the internet is a huge part of nearly everyones life, women included.
User avatar #488 to #487 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
how i can make you understand my point.
i said that, the 99% of the time, females on the internet are undercover males.

gay and/or loners trying to get friends.

thats why rule #30 and #31 exist.
User avatar #490 to #488 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm not stupid. I'm saying that yes on primarily male websites like this one, 99% of 'women' are indeed 'undercover males'. I also said that it is not 1995 anymore and there are A LOT of women on the net these days. I personally do not know any girls who haven't played some sort of MMORPG at one point in their life- to that point I know two models who play WoW on a daily basis. The internet has evolved, my friend.
User avatar #495 to #490 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
i never said u were stupid.

let me make things clear with this:

rule #30 "there are no girls on the internet" ---> for all that 99% undercover males arround we cant trust noone.

rule #31 "tits or GTFO, the choice is yours" ---> complement for the rule #30 if ure a girl and u REALLY AND DESESPERATELY want to prove your feminity, show your breasts (optional:nipples) to the community. using google image search we can prove ure not using a fake identity and THEN we will all trust you.

RESUME: u can find such weird people in the internet, so be careful, if there isnt a photo of it, dont trust.
User avatar #506 to #495 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Ok you know what? By this point I am certain you're just messing with me. Goodbye.
User avatar #507 to #506 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
not messing with you.
tell me: how could i know ure not a 35yr old fat nerd pretending to be a girl, using a picture of his little sister as avatar?

old rules of the internet were not made for fun.
be careful.
User avatar #549 to #507 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Why does it matter? I don't give a rats ass if you're an 8 year old girl or a 45 year old man. It has nothing to do with me. The old rules of the internet were indeed established for a reason, but they are old! Rules change, like women being able to vote for example. As I said, maybe 5 years ago the rules would have been more factual but the internet has evolved and women on the internet are much more common place. To that point, people use this rules of the internet nowadays to force impressionable young girls into taking nude photographs of themselves rather than keeping pedophiles at bay as they were intended. You tell me you're a guy, and I have no reason to question that- so why must you question me?
User avatar #562 to #549 - spanishninja (01/18/2013) [-]
"old" rules of the internet were made 3 or 2 yrs ago, "new" rules of the internet. are posted by arrowinbutt two comments bellow this post in the comment #375, this "new" rules involving things like chuck norris divinity and **** .
it really doesnt matter if ure a girl of a boy or your age.
just ffs dont go arround here posting things like im a "woman who knows **** " because you will start this kind of situation, is not in the WHOLE internet (this has been my point since the beggining) is just because you are here, as you said, in a 99% male site. even here, in 4chan 9gag, or any site full of trolls.
im just saying, im not a nazi against woman rights and i dont live in 1995 (dont even remember because im 19) i understand your point but i think u dont understand mine. thats all.

(NR) i dont know why i said be careful so many times u have a good attitude to be in this kind of websites u will be fine. :)
User avatar #563 to #562 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't normally, I'm not stupid. Since this particular post is questioning women specifically, I responded.
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#353 to #329 - jjmr (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment starts with &quot;Hello, I'm a woman&quot;   
My actual reaction
Comment starts with "Hello, I'm a woman"

My actual reaction
User avatar #357 to #353 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Oh and I hope you have a good day!
#359 to #357 - jjmr (01/18/2013) [-]
thx c:
User avatar #354 to #353 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
That's actually refreshing. The reaction I get on most of my comments is 'ner she has a picture of herself as her avatar, she must an attention whore!'
#350 to #329 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
soo woman who dont know about some third class porn lie about their sexuality? **** you bitch, how about that?
User avatar #351 to #350 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Well gee someone's awful self conscious of their orientation! I was referring to the mass amount of women that deny they watch porn.
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User avatar #429 to #387 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
Same, though my friends all know I've got the dirtiest mind around so it's pretty common place haha
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User avatar #331 to #330 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
So am I. The definition of sexuality isn't limited to orientation.
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#341 to #333 - secondjess (01/18/2013) [-]
I tried italics, it didn't work. **** the world.
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#323 - resume (01/18/2013) [-]
I cannot find an appropriate reaction to this, so I have this as a substitute.
I cannot find an appropriate reaction to this, so I have this as a substitute.
#366 to #323 - skinless (01/18/2013) [-]
my personal favorite for those comments that will never match a gif or image
my personal favorite for those comments that will never match a gif or image
User avatar #324 to #323 - purealterego (01/18/2013) [-]
the ******* **** is this
#328 to #324 - Absolute Madman (01/18/2013) [-]
you must be a woman
User avatar #320 - gmarrox (01/18/2013) [-]
I'm so familiar with that couch I have insurance on it.
User avatar #318 - ihatem (01/18/2013) [-]
I know it's a picture but I keep waiting for something to happen.
User avatar #317 - dejamoo (01/18/2013) [-]
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