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#131 - cometfire (01/18/2013) [-]
DUNKAROOOOOOOOZ




DUNKAROOOOOOOOZ
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#127 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#141 to #121 - spidahridah (01/18/2013) [-]
ENOUUUGH!
ENOUUUGH!
#120 - tjkskateboarder (01/18/2013) [-]
OH **** ! MOTHER ******* DUNKAROOS.
User avatar #130 to #120 - exclamation (01/18/2013) [-]
nostagia... --cries--
#113 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
omg so funny XDD
#103 - EasyEnzie (01/18/2013) [-]
**EasyEnzie rolled a random image posted in comment #439352 at Anime & Manga **
#102 - zionsype (01/18/2013) [-]
In my school 2 black kids were "ripping" (Some stupid new thing people do where they just say random insults back and forth, it's basically a Rap battle but only one line and no rhyming.) and it was literally this
Tyrone A:" ***** , YA ****** PEAR SHAPED HEAD"
Crowd:"OOOOOOHHHH!!!"
Tyrone B:"OH, OKAY, OKAY, YA HEAD LOOK LIKE A WATERMELON"
Crowd:"OOOOHHHH **** HAHAHA!"
Tyrone A:"THE **** IS YOU TALKIN BOUT YA ****** HEAD IS LIKE A PEACH!"
Crowd:"OH SHIIITT HAHAHA!"
Tyrone B:"AIGHT, AIGHT, ****** , FOREHEAD LOOK LIKE A LEMON"
Crowd: "OOOHHH DAAAMMNN ***** !"
Me: "Those jokes ******* suck, you're just saying the same thing and changing the fruit."
Crowd: "Ooooohhh, you gonna let him talk to you like that?"
Tyrone A: "AWWW THIS ***** TRYIN TO RIP NOW, ****** , YA SHIRTS FROM OLD NAVY, PANTS FROM WALMART, JACKET FROM GOOD WILL, THE **** IS HE TALKIN BOUT!"
Crowd: "OOHOHOHOHOHOHH DAAAAMNN!"
Me: "Hey, that's almost like a joke."
Crowd: "Ooooohhh"
Tyrone B: "AIGHT, AIGHT, YA ****** HEAD LOOK LIKE A WALNUT"
Crowd: "OOOOOHHHH SNAP!"
Me: "You know, normally when I try to make a funny insult, I make sure it's funny before I say it."
Tyrone B: "MAN ***** , SUCK MY DICK!"
Me: "I'd say the same to you but your teeth are so ****** up it'd be like putting my dick in a shredder."
Crowd: "Wooooww, that's ****** up"
Me: "Sorry, I forgot actual jokes aren't allowed in these things."
MFW all their "Rips"
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#128 to #102 - ghostlytaco **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #124 to #102 - ixcarnifexxi (01/18/2013) [-]
Or, when a black guy calls you ***** you say "but...I'm white... I was never oppressed! WHO THE **** DO YOU THINK YOU ARE CALLING ME THAT, YOU ****** !"
User avatar #159 to #124 - divinecreator (01/18/2013) [-]
yea say that, then get your ass beat
#123 to #102 - deezknuts (01/18/2013) [-]
i like how they're all named tyrone
i like how they're all named tyrone
User avatar #100 - returnofarjay (01/18/2013) [-]
> *******
>in college
wut?
User avatar #136 to #100 - randomlunchbox (01/18/2013) [-]
in paris
User avatar #115 to #100 - YoshiBond (01/18/2013) [-]
Free rides for basketball
User avatar #112 to #100 - gmarrox (01/18/2013) [-]
>Janitorial staff.
User avatar #105 to #100 - JMF (01/18/2013) [-]
+1 I love you.
#97 - someponynew (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #149 to #97 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE (01/18/2013) [-]
That was, by far, the most horrorfying thing I have ever had to watch....... I gotta go lay down for awhile.... gotta think about this **** ...
#91 - albiwankenobi (01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#109 to #91 - sgtBlackBurn (01/18/2013) [-]
White people....   
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White people....
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#114 to #109 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
*qopstyle people
*qopstyle people
User avatar #73 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
It's fun being black because only other black people know what you're talking about and it makes you feel like you belong somewhere.
#95 to #73 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time somebody said that to you?

Nobody ever said that to you, stop lying to yourself.

Also, I don't agree with racist-anon, but anyone with half a brain could tell that nobody has told you that you belong in jail because you're black, let alone that you should hang for it.
User avatar #99 to #95 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes it did happen, i was hanging out with all my friends and we were smoking anda white kid was smoking with us. I was smoking him out because he smoked me out one time, and he started talking **** on my friend Kian, so i told him if you talk **** like that you don't belong here, and then he told me i belong in jail. So i jabbed him in the nose and he cried like a little bitch.
#74 to #73 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
You do belong somewhere, you belong in jail, or at the end of a rope.
User avatar #76 to #74 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time some white kid said that to me i broke his nose and watched the blood dye his shirt red. Say that to my face you dumb little anon go make an account and talk **** .
#94 to #76 - cyanidesandvich (01/18/2013) [-]
aggressive 						******					 alert
aggressive ****** alert
#86 to #76 - ARRRGGGG (01/18/2013) [-]
Last time a white kid said that to me I looked at him funny because I'm not black. Say that to my face and I probably won't do anything because it doesn't directly affect me in any way. You already made an account so go ahead and talk **** .
#79 to #76 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#98 to #79 - calibratuner (01/18/2013) [-]
Wow, you are a fagot.
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#106 to #98 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #79 - xxkosukexx (01/18/2013) [-]
***** put yo dumb ass copy pasta on 4chan, this is funnyjunk.
#87 to #82 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Then why is 90% of the front page usually 4chan/Tumblr/Reddit?
#78 to #76 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Typical ****** behaviour.
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#107 to #78 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 - shinote (01/18/2013) [-]
Why is it that ******* always do this at college cafes?

I went out of state to visit friend's, had to go with them to college one day, I sat in the cafe with a laptop when they were in class.

Group of ******* come in, screaming & yelling & singing & laughing & being loud ass ******* . They stayed for like an hour, ******* hated it.
User avatar #89 to #72 - lilderp (01/18/2013) [-]
It's amazing, I always thought cafes where places were people could eat and talk. Gee wiz, glad I know now that everyone should shut the **** up while eating because some people like to find peace and quiet in a CAFETERIA. derp.
#139 to #89 - zendir (01/18/2013) [-]
ya cuz screaming for an hour in public is normal
#70 - getoffit (01/18/2013) [-]
**getoffit rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at wallpaper1 ** DUNKAROOS
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User avatar #64 - shutes (01/18/2013) [-]
Does anyone have the picture of the guy saying the ****
#96 to #64 - kcormahs (01/18/2013) [-]
there ya go
User avatar #83 to #64 - kcormahs (01/18/2013) [-]
Yes
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