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User avatar #160 - thecopyninja (01/18/2013) [-]
henderson;s morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, some go to heaven some go to hello this is eightball.
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
why would you censor the url's? o.o
#153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
Portside fairy abortionators, you make em, we scrape em!
User avatar #115 - palmtoyourface (01/18/2013) [-]
Heres my brothers: "Hello, Jeffs abbortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. how may i help you?"
User avatar #110 - ihatem (01/18/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
Ed's crematorium; Ash me no questions, I'll tell you who lies.
User avatar #73 - gemleonn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Dick's Sporting Goods, you get the balls, 'cause you love Dicks!"
#57 - zightgeist (01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
User avatar #36 - prontoon ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
i usually answer by saying "anons morgue you kill em' we chill em'
#25 - pimpinpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
User avatar #19 - killerturd (01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's crematorium, we offer special discounts to burn victims!!!
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
"Menifee Valley Abortion Clinic. You rape em, we scrape em."
#87 - krayon (01/18/2013) [-]
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"southwest Virginia abortion clinic you make 'em we take 'em, how can I help you?"
#75 - ohitshim (01/18/2013) [-]
John's daycare center, you send em', we rape them anally, and then some!
#21 - shitflippingpattie (01/17/2013) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs- if you like hot dogs, you'll love Dick's.
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#10 - goldengohan (01/17/2013) [-]
John's Crematorium. You kill it, we grill it.
User avatar #24 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (01/17/2013) [-]
"richardson abortion clinic. you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. no fetus and beat us. how can we help you today?"
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