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User avatar #160 - thecopyninja (01/18/2013) [-]
henderson;s morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, some go to heaven some go to hello this is eightball.
#156 - shortyflyguy (01/18/2013) [-]
i always said this version.
City morgue, you kill em we chill em.
#154 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
why would you censor the url's? o.o
User avatar #150 - paelaer (01/18/2013) [-]
I use: "Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?" or informally, "Time is money and when I say that I mean yours."
Dad uses: "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Sibling uses: "Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."
User avatar #141 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!
User avatar #73 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Dick's Sporting Goods, you get the balls, 'cause you love Dicks!"
#57 - zightgeist (01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
User avatar #45 - cadaverbox (01/17/2013) [-]
Hank's Taxidermy - You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
#42 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Bills semen delivery you whack it we pack it
User avatar #36 - prontoon (01/17/2013) [-]
i usually answer by saying "anons morgue you kill em' we chill em'
User avatar #34 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Washington Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em how may I help you?
#28 - puredeliciousness ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
#72 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
"Menifee Valley Abortion Clinic. You rape em, we scrape em."
#87 - krayon (01/18/2013) [-]
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"southwest Virginia abortion clinic you make 'em we take 'em, how can I help you?"
#75 - ohitshim (01/18/2013) [-]
John's daycare center, you send em', we rape them anally, and then some!
#21 - shitflippingpattie (01/17/2013) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs- if you like hot dogs, you'll love Dick's.
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#10 - goldengohan ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
John's Crematorium. You kill it, we grill it.
User avatar #24 - ElcieFuckTheSystem (01/17/2013) [-]
"richardson abortion clinic. you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. no fetus and beat us. how can we help you today?"
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