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#7 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Another one for a sperm bank would be 'you spank it, we bank it'
User avatar #117 to #7 - theycallmeloye (01/18/2013) [-]
"You wank it, we bank it"
User avatar #160 - thecopyninja (01/18/2013) [-]
henderson;s morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, some go to heaven some go to hello this is eightball.
#156 - shortyflyguy (01/18/2013) [-]
i always said this version.
City morgue, you kill em we chill em.
User avatar #141 - mahnamesjakers ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!
#139 - phonerstonerboner (01/18/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Nashville.   
   
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
MFW I live in Nashville.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
User avatar #138 - AquariusCyclone (01/18/2013) [-]
The Avatar here if an army comes I'll burn their bums just sound the alert and I'll move some dirt
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User avatar #110 - ihatem (01/18/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
#108 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Ed's crematorium; Ash me no questions, I'll tell you who lies.
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#66 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus hotline you pray he saves.
#57 - zightgeist (01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
#55 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
'this is the B.C childrens hospital, you beat em we treat em'
User avatar #45 - cadaverbox (01/17/2013) [-]
Hank's Taxidermy - You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
#42 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Bills semen delivery you whack it we pack it
User avatar #36 - prontoon ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
i usually answer by saying "anons morgue you kill em' we chill em'
#28 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
#25 - pimpinpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
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