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User avatar #95 - whamaclabam (01/18/2013) [-]
welcome to the nashville sperm bank
you jack it we pack it
#92 - arsyro (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
User avatar #103 to #85 - ofmiceandmen (01/18/2013) [-]
How aren't you banned yet?
User avatar #79 - zapgod ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Billys Sperm Bank, you whack it, we pack it!
User avatar #71 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love Dicks!"
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus hotline you pray he saves.
#154 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
why would you censor the url's? o.o
#153 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
Portside fairy abortionators, you make em, we scrape em!
User avatar #150 - paelaer (01/18/2013) [-]
I use: "Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?" or informally, "Time is money and when I say that I mean yours."
Dad uses: "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Sibling uses: "Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."
User avatar #141 - mahnamesjakers (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!
#139 - phonerstonerboner (01/18/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Nashville.   
   
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
MFW I live in Nashville.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
User avatar #138 - AquariusCyclone (01/18/2013) [-]
The Avatar here if an army comes I'll burn their bums just sound the alert and I'll move some dirt
User avatar #110 - ihatem (01/18/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
#108 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/18/2013) [-]
Ed's crematorium; Ash me no questions, I'll tell you who lies.
User avatar #36 - prontoon ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
i usually answer by saying "anons morgue you kill em' we chill em'
User avatar #35 - Amaze (01/17/2013) [-]
"Battered womens' shelter, you beat 'em, we treat 'em!"

Even though hitting women is a terrible habit to get into..
User avatar #34 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Washington Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em how may I help you?
#28 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
#25 - pimpinpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
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