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#148 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Nashville sperm bank, you spank it we bank it
#142 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
/b/ Cat Shelter and Chinese Resturant: Ask about our "Spaying Stir Fry"
User avatar #114 - SpaceZombie (01/18/2013) [-]
My dad uses, "Wayne County Morgue - you bag 'em, we tag 'em."
User avatar #105 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
"Baltimore coroners office, we are busy as shit, please call back later."
User avatar #48 - perishing ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
South Teas Sperm Bank, you wank 'em, we bank 'em. How may I help you?
User avatar #47 - grocer (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.
User avatar #61 to #47 - Durp (01/18/2013) [-]
I read that as Hershey's. I was about to freak out even more
User avatar #150 - paelaer (01/18/2013) [-]
I use: "Bubba's Bitches, we get paid to get you laid, how may I help you?" or informally, "Time is money and when I say that I mean yours."
Dad uses: "City morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em."
Sibling uses: "Roadside Café, you squish it, we dish it."
User avatar #141 - mahnamesjakers (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!
#139 - phonerstonerboner (01/18/2013) [-]
MFW I live in Nashville.   
   
Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
MFW I live in Nashville.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...
User avatar #138 - AquariusCyclone (01/18/2013) [-]
The Avatar here if an army comes I'll burn their bums just sound the alert and I'll move some dirt
User avatar #115 - palmtoyourface (01/18/2013) [-]
Heres my brothers: "Hello, Jeffs abbortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. how may i help you?"
User avatar #110 - ihatem (01/18/2013) [-]
"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
User avatar #73 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Dick's Sporting Goods, you get the balls, 'cause you love Dicks!"
#57 - zightgeist (01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
User avatar #35 - Amaze ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
"Battered womens' shelter, you beat 'em, we treat 'em!"

Even though hitting women is a terrible habit to get into..
User avatar #34 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Washington Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em how may I help you?
#28 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
#25 - pimpinpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
User avatar #19 - killerturd (01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's crematorium, we offer special discounts to burn victims!!!
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