whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)

Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.

henderson;s morgue, you stab 'em, we slab 'em, some go to heaven some go to hello this is eightball.

i always said this version.
City morgue, you kill em we chill em.

Jake's funeral home, we put the fun back in funeral!

MFW I live in Nashville.

Don't hate me 'cuz I'm beautiful...

The Avatar here if an army comes I'll burn their bums just sound the alert and I'll move some dirt

Heres my brothers: "Hello, Jeffs abbortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. how may i help you?"

"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."

"Dick's Sporting Goods, you get the balls, 'cause you love Dicks!"

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4191924/Phone+Sex/

I guess I should not be mad

oh shit im laughing like a retard

'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?

Hank's Taxidermy - You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.