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#162 - CaptainKill
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's Taxidermy: You snuff em', we stuff em'.
#152 - alienstryke
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I have a feeling 789 people are gonna try this
#122 - wambamthankumam
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My grandfather answers the phone to telemarketers and says "City morgue you bagum we tagum how may I help you today?"
#113 - gmarrox
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jim's abortion clinic. You do the dicking, we'll do the pricking.
#74 - shinote
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I ******* LOVE this idea & all the ones in the comments, I get bill collectors & sales calls & blocked numbers ALL THE DAMN TIME.

What I do is amateur compared to this ****.

I usually answer & act all nice, and then when I have earned their trust, I scream & yell & curse like a satanically possessed person & they usually hang up in fear.
#76 to #74 - gemleonn
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Good to know how many people like these. I've layed about all mine out in the comments for anyone who wants to use them huehuehue
#109 to #76 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
You just love to LAY FLAT, ON YOUR KNEES, OR BEEHIND $$ FUNNY JUNK
#80 to #74 - pelwi
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(01/18/2013) [-]
It took me some time to figure you out.
#107 to #74 - anon
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(01/18/2013) [-]
DNAs little lambs BRED STRICTLY FOR THEIR WOOLY WOOL $$$$$
#70 - jamesrustler
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's dad once answered the phone with "Charlestown morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"

They hung up straight away
#69 - gemleonn
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Leon's Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it!"
#59 - frylord
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Pamaramas, Pizza and abortion center, your loss is our sauce, how may i help?
#11 - bcsaint
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Jackson's meat department you can beat our meat but not our prices
#142 - neoexdeath
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(01/18/2013) [-]
/b/ Cat Shelter and Chinese Resturant: Ask about our "Spaying Stir Fry"
#114 - SpaceZombie
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My dad uses, "Wayne County Morgue - you bag 'em, we tag 'em."
#105 - tomhefailin
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Baltimore coroners office, we are busy as ****, please call back later."
#104 - kilopert
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Arkansas vasectomy center, don't want you nuts, we make the cuts. Would you like an appointment?"
#95 - whamaclabam
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(01/18/2013) [-]
welcome to the nashville sperm bank
you jack it we pack it
#92 - arsyro
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
#93 to #92 - arsyro
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(01/18/2013) [-]
my face when**
#79 - zapgod
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Billys Sperm Bank, you whack it, we pack it!
#71 - gemleonn
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love Dicks!"
#48 - perishing
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(01/17/2013) [-]
South Teas Sperm Bank, you wank 'em, we bank 'em. How may I help you?
#47 - grocer
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.
#61 to #47 - Durp
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(01/18/2013) [-]
I read that as Hershey's. I was about to freak out even more
#7 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Another one for a sperm bank would be 'you spank it, we bank it'
#117 to #7 - theycallmeloye
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"You wank it, we bank it"