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User avatar #162 - CaptainKill (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's Taxidermy: You snuff em', we stuff em'.
User avatar #152 - alienstryke (01/18/2013) [-]
I have a feeling 789 people are gonna try this
User avatar #30 - Poor (01/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it.
User avatar #26 - sourcheze (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"City morgue, you kill them we grill we grill them"
User avatar #31 to #26 - dikslapping (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you correcting a written Texas accent?
User avatar #23 - Iseewhatudidthar (01/17/2013) [-]
Tim's Sperm Bank: Our work is thanks too your Jerk
User avatar #122 - wambamthankumam (01/18/2013) [-]
My grandfather answers the phone to telemarketers and says "City morgue you bagum we tagum how may I help you today?"
User avatar #113 - gmarrox (01/18/2013) [-]
Jim's abortion clinic. You do the dicking, we'll do the pricking.
User avatar #74 - shinote (01/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I ******* LOVE this idea & all the ones in the comments, I get bill collectors & sales calls & blocked numbers ALL THE DAMN TIME.

What I do is amateur compared to this **** .

I usually answer & act all nice, and then when I have earned their trust, I scream & yell & curse like a satanically possessed person & they usually hang up in fear.
#70 - jamesrustler (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's dad once answered the phone with "Charlestown morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"

They hung up straight away
User avatar #69 - gemleonn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
"Leon's Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it!"
#59 - frylord (01/17/2013) [-]
Pamaramas, Pizza and abortion center, your loss is our sauce, how may i help?
User avatar #11 - bcsaint (01/17/2013) [-]
Jackson's meat department you can beat our meat but not our prices
#148 - 4chan refugee (01/18/2013) [-]
Nashville sperm bank, you spank it we bank it
#142 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
/b/ Cat Shelter and Chinese Resturant: Ask about our "Spaying Stir Fry"
User avatar #114 - SpaceZombie (01/18/2013) [-]
My dad uses, "Wayne County Morgue - you bag 'em, we tag 'em."
User avatar #105 - tomhefailin (01/18/2013) [-]
"Baltimore coroners office, we are busy as **** , please call back later."
#104 - kilopert (01/18/2013) [-]
"Arkansas vasectomy center, don't want you nuts, we make the cuts. Would you like an appointment?"
User avatar #95 - whamaclabam (01/18/2013) [-]
welcome to the nashville sperm bank
you jack it we pack it
#92 - arsyro (01/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
User avatar #47 - grocer (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.
User avatar #61 to #47 - Durp (01/18/2013) [-]
I read that as Hershey's. I was about to freak out even more
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