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User avatar #152 - alienstryke (01/18/2013) [-]
I have a feeling 789 people are gonna try this
User avatar #145 - killermuffin (01/18/2013) [-]
My friend just says "Hi, thank you for Scotty's Penis Palace." In a really gay voice.
User avatar #58 - herpderpberp (01/17/2013) [-]
"Chucks disposable dildos, suck 'em, fuck 'em, chuck 'em! How may I help you?"
User avatar #43 - bitchplzzz (01/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - sourcheze (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"City morgue, you kill them we grill we grill them"
User avatar #31 to #26 - dikslapping (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you correcting a written Texas accent?
User avatar #122 - wambamthankumam ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
My grandfather answers the phone to telemarketers and says "City morgue you bagum we tagum how may I help you today?"
User avatar #113 - gmarrox (01/18/2013) [-]
Jim's abortion clinic. You do the dicking, we'll do the pricking.
User avatar #74 - shinote (01/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I fucking LOVE this idea & all the ones in the comments, I get bill collectors & sales calls & blocked numbers ALL THE DAMN TIME.

What I do is amateur compared to this shit.

I usually answer & act all nice, and then when I have earned their trust, I scream & yell & curse like a satanically possessed person & they usually hang up in fear.
#70 - jamesrustler (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's dad once answered the phone with "Charlestown morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"

They hung up straight away
User avatar #69 - gemleonn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
"Leon's Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it!"
#59 - frylord (01/17/2013) [-]
Pamaramas, Pizza and abortion center, your loss is our sauce, how may i help?
User avatar #11 - bcsaint ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Jackson's meat department you can beat our meat but not our prices
User avatar #95 - whamaclabam (01/18/2013) [-]
welcome to the nashville sperm bank
you jack it we pack it
User avatar #103 to #85 - ofmiceandmen (01/18/2013) [-]
How aren't you banned yet?
User avatar #79 - zapgod (01/18/2013) [-]
Billys Sperm Bank, you whack it, we pack it!
User avatar #71 - gemleonn ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
"Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love Dicks!"
#66 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus hotline you pray he saves.
#49 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Good afternoon, This is the Abortion Clinic, You make it, We scrape it, how can I help you?
User avatar #48 - perishing (01/17/2013) [-]
South Teas Sperm Bank, you wank 'em, we bank 'em. How may I help you?
User avatar #47 - grocer (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.
User avatar #61 to #47 - Durp (01/18/2013) [-]
I read that as Hershey's. I was about to freak out even more
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