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User avatar #147 - redrex ONLINE (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Joe's Pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce. How may I help you?
#161 - funnyfuuuuuu (01/18/2013) [-]
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
#158 - wallbuilder (01/18/2013) [-]
Telemarketer calls:
"Bring the money or the girl dies."
User avatar #144 - sharbear (01/18/2013) [-]
Richmond Abortion Clinic, No Fetus can Beat Us!
#99 - bumbiscuitii (01/18/2013) [-]
or, "Peter's Circumcision. You flop it, we chop it. Would you like to make an appointment?"
#51 - bioruler (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bob's abortion alley clinic, you rape em we scrape em, how may I help you?
#50 - peggscott (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But... anytime a blocked number calls my phone its usually my works head office
+5
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User avatar #129 - JoshBauer (01/18/2013) [-]
Bauer's sperm bank you whack it we pack it.
User avatar #83 - chopyourhandoff (01/18/2013) [-]
Funny Junk here, you post 'em, we post 'em again.
User avatar #13 - spaceturtlecadet ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Sussex sperm bank; you whack it, we pack it.
#86 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [+] (4 replies)
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
#46 - englman (01/17/2013) [-]
I answer annoying Political calls 100% normally and then when they start talking I screech like a soul-starved demonic turkey.



←Learned from this awesome fella' right here
User avatar #9 - Obot (01/17/2013) [-]
Texan Ted's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. Can I tell you about our "Family & Pets" discount?
User avatar #145 - killermuffin (01/18/2013) [-]
My friend just says "Hi, thank you for Scotty's Penis Palace." In a really gay voice.
User avatar #58 - herpderpberp (01/17/2013) [-]
"Chucks disposable dildos, suck 'em, **** 'em, chuck 'em! How may I help you?"
User avatar #43 - bitchplzzz (01/17/2013) [-]
"YO DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? I ALREADY DROWNED HER, CUT HER UP AND BURIED HER, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
User avatar #30 - Poor (01/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it.
User avatar #26 - sourcheze (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"City morgue, you kill them we grill we grill them"
User avatar #31 to #26 - dikslapping (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you correcting a written Texas accent?
User avatar #23 - Iseewhatudidthar (01/17/2013) [-]
Tim's Sperm Bank: Our work is thanks too your Jerk
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