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#137 - biggerbyte
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(01/18/2013) [-]
**** THE POLICE
#143 to #137 - lachieBBB
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(01/18/2013) [-]
#161 - funnyfuuuuuu
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
Walt's Meth Lab; You juice it, we produce it.
#158 - wallbuilder
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Telemarketer calls:
"Bring the money or the girl dies."
#144 - sharbear
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Richmond Abortion Clinic, No Fetus can Beat Us!
#99 - bumbiscuitii
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(01/18/2013) [-]
or, "Peter's Circumcision. You flop it, we chop it. Would you like to make an appointment?"
#51 - bioruler
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's abortion alley clinic, you rape em we scrape em, how may I help you?
#56 to #51 - darkangeloffire
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(01/17/2013) [-]
You just made my ticket to hell a Red Blue Green Yellow Gold Silver Crystal Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Platinum Black White X Y In-Training Rookie Champion Ultimate Mega ticket.
#50 - peggscott
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(01/17/2013) [-]
But... anytime a blocked number calls my phone its usually my works head office
#54 to #50 - anon
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Do it anyway. I promise, it will go well for you.
#134 - themegapotato **User deleted account**
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#129 - JoshBauer
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Bauer's sperm bank you whack it we pack it.
#83 - chopyourhandoff
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Funny Junk here, you post 'em, we post 'em again.
#13 - spaceturtlecadet
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Sussex sperm bank; you whack it, we pack it.
#86 - gibroner
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(01/18/2013) [-]
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
#88 to #86 - fukkenname
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(01/18/2013) [-]
YFW
#89 to #88 - gibroner
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Ach ja mein neger!
#90 to #89 - fukkenname
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Im taking first year German



















i used Google translate to find out what Ach means...
#91 to #90 - gibroner
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(01/18/2013) [-]
ha yeah I've had four though to be fair I stopped learning after 2 and a half
#46 - englman ONLINE
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I answer annoying Political calls 100% normally and then when they start talking I screech like a soul-starved demonic turkey.



←Learned from this awesome fella' right here
#9 - Obot
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Texan Ted's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. Can I tell you about our "Family & Pets" discount?
#145 - killermuffin
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(01/18/2013) [-]
My friend just says "Hi, thank you for Scotty's Penis Palace." In a really gay voice.
#58 - herpderpberp
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(01/17/2013) [-]
"Chucks disposable dildos, suck 'em, **** 'em, chuck 'em! How may I help you?"
#43 - bitchplzzz
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(01/17/2013) [-]
"YO DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? I ALREADY DROWNED HER, CUT HER UP AND BURIED HER, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
#30 - Poor
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it.
#26 - sourcheze
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(01/17/2013) [-]
"City morgue, you kill them we grill we grill them"
#31 to #26 - dikslapping
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Are you correcting a written Texas accent?
#23 - Iseewhatudidthar
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Tim's Sperm Bank: Our work is thanks too your Jerk