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#158 - wallbuilder (01/18/2013) [-]
Telemarketer calls:
"Bring the money or the girl dies."
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User avatar #147 - redrex ONLINE (01/18/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Joe's Pizzeria and abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce. How may I help you?
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User avatar #144 - sharbear (01/18/2013) [-]
Richmond Abortion Clinic, No Fetus can Beat Us!
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#99 - bumbiscuitii (01/18/2013) [-]
or, "Peter's Circumcision. You flop it, we chop it. Would you like to make an appointment?"
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#51 - bioruler ONLINE (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Bob's abortion alley clinic, you rape em we scrape em, how may I help you?
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#50 - peggscott (01/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
But... anytime a blocked number calls my phone its usually my works head office
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#134 - themegapotato (01/18/2013) [-]
Hal's sperm bank you spank we bank it how can I help you?
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User avatar #129 - JoshBauer (01/18/2013) [-]
Bauer's sperm bank you whack it we pack it.
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User avatar #83 - chopyourhandoff (01/18/2013) [-]
Funny Junk here, you post 'em, we post 'em again.
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#55 - N. Korean citizen (01/17/2013) [-]
'this is the B.C childrens hospital, you beat em we treat em'
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User avatar #13 - spaceturtlecadet (01/17/2013) [-]
Sussex sperm bank; you whack it, we pack it.
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#46 - englman (01/17/2013) [-]
I answer annoying Political calls 100% normally and then when they start talking I screech like a soul-starved demonic turkey.



←Learned from this awesome fella' right here
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#29 - N. Korean citizen (01/17/2013) [-]
"Roadkill cafe. you kill it, we grill it."
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User avatar #9 - Obot (01/17/2013) [-]
Texan Ted's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. Can I tell you about our "Family & Pets" discount?
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User avatar #162 - CaptainKill (01/18/2013) [-]
Jake's Taxidermy: You snuff em', we stuff em'.
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User avatar #152 - alienstryke (01/18/2013) [-]
I have a feeling 789 people are gonna try this
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User avatar #145 - killermuffin (01/18/2013) [-]
My friend just says "Hi, thank you for Scotty's Penis Palace." In a really gay voice.
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User avatar #58 - herpderpberp (01/17/2013) [-]
"Chucks disposable dildos, suck 'em, fuck 'em, chuck 'em! How may I help you?"
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User avatar #43 - bitchplzzz ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
"YO DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? I ALREADY DROWNED HER, CUT HER UP AND BURIED HER, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
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User avatar #30 - Poor (01/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it.
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