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#3 - icetre
Reply +256
(01/17/2013) [-]
Joe's abortion clinic, you make'em we take'em, no fetus can beat us, how may I help you?
#106 to #3 - dsgbiohazard
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Legendary, instant fav.
#164 to #3 - icetre
Reply 0
(01/18/2013) [-]
I was offline last night. What the hell happened here?
#14 to #3 - ujellyofmyusername
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(01/17/2013) [-]
You make'em we scrape 'em is what i used to say xD
#94 to #3 - tacblack
Reply +1
(01/18/2013) [-]
Yfw
#133 to #94 - diresister
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(01/18/2013) [-]
this picture rustled me. it makes more sense to be

"not when i shift into maximum over rustle"

or something to that effect
#163 to #133 - ciao
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#17 to #3 - SunshineCabbage
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#63 to #3 - TheExile
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(01/18/2013) [-]
That's a much nicer version I heard. For me, it was always "City Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em."
#159 to #3 - roadhous
Reply +6
(01/18/2013) [-]
joes abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, when you just had to bang'er, we got the hanger, how may I assist you ?
#12 - DasSpiel
Reply +173
(01/17/2013) [-]
Antonio's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, is this for pick-up or delivery?
#126 to #12 - lyuun
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(01/18/2013) [-]
oh god... i ate two whole pizzas today... i'm gonna be sick now...
#78 to #12 - lolzordz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
#44 - arnoldbusk
Reply +53
(01/17/2013) [-]
John's gynecology clinic, you infect it we inspect it, when can I expect you?
#98 - sonnypistol
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Johns abortion clinic and pizzaria, your loss is our sauce, how may i help you?

>mfw
#132 to #98 - tiberioustyphr
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Son of a bitch, someone beat me to it.
#112 to #98 - DasSpiel
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(01/18/2013) [-]
**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...   
   
>mfw
**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **

That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...

>mfw
#18 - ryanmooers
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Abortion Clinic. You rape em we scrape em no fetus can beat us
#32 to #18 - agnaraed
Reply -1
(01/17/2013) [-]
that was amazing
#20 to #18 - Onemanretardpack
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's ******* great. I"m invoicing you for a new pair of sides
#22 to #20 - ryanmooers
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Haha alright
#37 to #18 - lelelefrench
Reply +7
(01/17/2013) [-]
Your comment is literately just a combination of comment 3 and 4...
Your comment is literately just a combination of comment 3 and 4...
#38 to #37 - ryanmooers
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(01/17/2013) [-]
You think i really read that far into the comments my dad used to answer the phone like this when i was like 12 and i never forgot it
#39 to #38 - lelelefrench
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(01/17/2013) [-]
they where both really close to the top comments man..
#40 to #39 - ryanmooers
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Honestly i didnt see them until you said something so yes mine is a combo of the 2 but seriously i heard that from my dad but i get why you wouldnt believe me i mean come on this is the internet
#41 to #40 - lelelefrench
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Aight, whatever man.
#5 - chrolt
Reply +32
(01/17/2013) [-]
Ian's STD clinic. ****** a whore and now you're sore? Come on over we have the cure.
#8 - korey
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Jihad Pizza, we're the bomb. How may I help you?
#96 to #8 - anonomoz
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(01/18/2013) [-]
thats true, jihad is a normal name in some place, i'd like to see actual Jihad Pizza
#53 to #8 - ghustla
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(01/17/2013) [-]
now that's funny because Jihad is actually a name
#60 - carelessinteractin
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(01/17/2013) [-]
holy ****, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
holy ****, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
#121 - cometfire
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.   
   
me: Ah-hello~   
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?   
me:  Aya~!   
them: May I speak to them please?   
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?   
me: Aya~!   
them: Could I speak to them please?   
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Who am I speaking to?   
me: San   
them: their son?   
me: no no San. San Shi San   
   
[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.

me: Ah-hello~
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?
me: Aya~!
them: May I speak to them please?
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?
me: Aya~!
them: Could I speak to them please?
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Who am I speaking to?
me: San
them: their son?
me: no no San. San Shi San

[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
#62 - Smithyrox
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(01/18/2013) [-]
"Steve's circumcision, you flop it, we chop it. How can I help you?"
#4 - JukkaTheTroll
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Jukka's Abortion Clinic. You rape em', We Scrape em'!
#119 - ydidudothis
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(01/18/2013) [-]
#123 to #119 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#124 to #123 - ydidudothis
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(01/18/2013) [-]
because i hate you
#125 to #124 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#127 to #125 - ydidudothis
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(01/18/2013) [-]
this site is so shallow and pretentious and the people on it arent as smart as they think they are for knowing high school science. i'll believe theyre better when they use their genius brains to cure cancer or aids or do something to show theyre so much better than everyone
#130 to #127 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#140 to #130 - phonerstonerboner
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(01/18/2013) [-]
And we have a winner.
And we have a winner.
#149 to #130 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#77 - methlabrador
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Jim's Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us!
#101 to #77 - gpinks
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 to #77 - Johnsfer
Reply +8
(01/18/2013) [-]
"No fetus can beat us"

God damnit...
#67 - gemleonn
Reply +13
(01/18/2013) [-]
"Arlo's Abortion clinic and Pizzeria, your loss is our sauce"
#146 - dabeetus
Reply +12
(01/18/2013) [-]
Anal Repairs: "You rectum, we correct 'um!"
#135 - formerlvtwoeight
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(01/18/2013) [-]
Mike's porn shop, you rape it - we tape it!
#33 - vladhellsing
Reply +11
(01/17/2013) [-]
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.   
   
Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.   
   
Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.   
   
Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.   
   
Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.   
   
Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.

Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.

Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.

Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.

Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
#102 - lorddarkskull
Reply +10
(01/18/2013) [-]
Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
#137 - biggerbyte
Reply -1
(01/18/2013) [-]
**** THE POLICE
#143 to #137 - lachieBBB
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(01/18/2013) [-]
#136 - ThisIsMyOtherName
Reply +9
(01/18/2013) [-]
Bob's Pizza and Abortion Clinic, don't ask what's in the sauce.