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User avatar #26 - sourcheze (01/17/2013) [-]
"City morgue, you kill them we grill we grill them"
User avatar #31 to #26 - dikslapping (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you correcting a written Texas accent?
#25 - pimpinpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
**pimpinpenguin rolled a random image posted in comment #72 at Demon ** my face when my manager just called me and i used one of these lines
User avatar #24 - ElcieFuckTheSystem ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
"richardson abortion clinic. you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. no fetus and beat us. how can we help you today?"
User avatar #23 - Iseewhatudidthar (01/17/2013) [-]
Tim's Sperm Bank: Our work is thanks too your Jerk
#21 - shitflippingpattie (01/17/2013) [-]
Dick's Hot Dogs- if you like hot dogs, you'll love Dick's.
User avatar #19 - killerturd (01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's crematorium, we offer special discounts to burn victims!!!
User avatar #18 - ryanmooers (01/17/2013) [-]
Abortion Clinic. You rape em we scrape em no fetus can beat us
#37 to #18 - lelelefrench (01/17/2013) [-]
Your comment is literately just a combination of comment 3 and 4...
Your comment is literately just a combination of comment 3 and 4...
User avatar #38 to #37 - ryanmooers (01/17/2013) [-]
You think i really read that far into the comments my dad used to answer the phone like this when i was like 12 and i never forgot it
#39 to #38 - lelelefrench (01/17/2013) [-]
they where both really close to the top comments man..
User avatar #40 to #39 - ryanmooers (01/17/2013) [-]
Honestly i didnt see them until you said something so yes mine is a combo of the 2 but seriously i heard that from my dad but i get why you wouldnt believe me i mean come on this is the internet
#41 to #40 - lelelefrench (01/17/2013) [-]
Aight, whatever man.
#32 to #18 - agnaraed (01/17/2013) [-]
that was amazing
#20 to #18 - Onemanretardpack (01/17/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's ******* great. I"m invoicing you for a new pair of sides
User avatar #22 to #20 - ryanmooers (01/17/2013) [-]
Haha alright
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User avatar #13 - spaceturtlecadet (01/17/2013) [-]
Sussex sperm bank; you whack it, we pack it.
User avatar #12 - DasSpiel (01/17/2013) [-]
Antonio's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, is this for pick-up or delivery?
#126 to #12 - lyuun (01/18/2013) [-]
oh god... i ate two whole pizzas today... i'm gonna be sick now...
User avatar #11 - bcsaint (01/17/2013) [-]
Jackson's meat department you can beat our meat but not our prices
#10 - goldengohan ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
John's Crematorium. You kill it, we grill it.
User avatar #9 - Obot (01/17/2013) [-]
Texan Ted's Taxidermy, you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em. Can I tell you about our "Family & Pets" discount?
User avatar #8 - korey (01/17/2013) [-]
Jihad Pizza, we're the bomb. How may I help you?
User avatar #96 to #8 - anonomoz ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
thats true, jihad is a normal name in some place, i'd like to see actual Jihad Pizza
#53 to #8 - ghustla (01/17/2013) [-]
now that's funny because Jihad is actually a name
#7 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Another one for a sperm bank would be 'you spank it, we bank it'
User avatar #117 to #7 - theycallmeloye (01/18/2013) [-]
"You wank it, we bank it"
User avatar #5 - chrolt (01/17/2013) [-]
Ian's STD clinic. ****** a whore and now you're sore? Come on over we have the cure.
User avatar #4 - JukkaTheTroll (01/17/2013) [-]
Jukka's Abortion Clinic. You rape em', We Scrape em'!
User avatar #3 - icetre (01/17/2013) [-]
Joe's abortion clinic, you make'em we take'em, no fetus can beat us, how may I help you?
User avatar #164 to #3 - icetre (01/18/2013) [-]
I was offline last night. What the hell happened here?
User avatar #159 to #3 - roadhous (01/18/2013) [-]
joes abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, when you just had to bang'er, we got the hanger, how may I assist you ?
User avatar #106 to #3 - dsgbiohazard ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Legendary, instant fav.
#133 to #94 - diresister (01/18/2013) [-]
this picture rustled me. it makes more sense to be

"not when i shift into maximum over rustle"

or something to that effect
#163 to #133 - ciao (01/18/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
User avatar #63 to #3 - TheExile (01/18/2013) [-]
That's a much nicer version I heard. For me, it was always "City Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em."
User avatar #14 to #3 - ujellyofmyusername (01/17/2013) [-]
You make'em we scrape 'em is what i used to say xD
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