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User avatar #58 - herpderpberp (01/17/2013) [-]
"Chucks disposable dildos, suck 'em, **** 'em, chuck 'em! How may I help you?"
#57 - zightgeist (01/17/2013) [-]
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
'ello, City morgue parts department how can I help you?
#55 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
'this is the B.C childrens hospital, you beat em we treat em'
#51 - bioruler (01/17/2013) [-]
Bob's abortion alley clinic, you rape em we scrape em, how may I help you?
User avatar #56 to #51 - darkangeloffire (01/17/2013) [-]
You just made my ticket to hell a Red Blue Green Yellow Gold Silver Crystal Ruby Sapphire Emerald Diamond Pearl Platinum Black White X Y In-Training Rookie Champion Ultimate Mega ticket.
#50 - peggscott (01/17/2013) [-]
But... anytime a blocked number calls my phone its usually my works head office
#54 to #50 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Do it anyway. I promise, it will go well for you.
#49 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Good afternoon, This is the Abortion Clinic, You make it, We scrape it, how can I help you?
#52 to #49 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Toms abortion clinic! He rapes it, we scrape it! How can we help you?


I feel so ashamed of myself right now
User avatar #48 - perishing ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
South Teas Sperm Bank, you wank 'em, we bank 'em. How may I help you?
User avatar #47 - grocer (01/17/2013) [-]
Hershels baby disposal service, you shake'em we bake'em.
User avatar #61 to #47 - Durp (01/18/2013) [-]
I read that as Hershey's. I was about to freak out even more
#46 - englman (01/17/2013) [-]
I answer annoying Political calls 100% normally and then when they start talking I screech like a soul-starved demonic turkey.



←Learned from this awesome fella' right here
User avatar #45 - cadaverbox (01/17/2013) [-]
Hank's Taxidermy - You snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.
#44 - arnoldbusk (01/17/2013) [-]
John's gynecology clinic, you infect it we inspect it, when can I expect you?
User avatar #43 - bitchplzzz (01/17/2013) [-]
"YO DUDE, WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? I ALREADY DROWNED HER, CUT HER UP AND BURIED HER, WHERE ARE YOU!?"
#42 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
Bills semen delivery you whack it we pack it
User avatar #36 - prontoon (01/17/2013) [-]
i usually answer by saying "anons morgue you kill em' we chill em'
User avatar #35 - Amaze (01/17/2013) [-]
"Battered womens' shelter, you beat 'em, we treat 'em!"

Even though hitting women is a terrible habit to get into..
User avatar #34 - tehcashew (01/17/2013) [-]
Washington Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em we scrape 'em how may I help you?
#33 - vladhellsing (01/17/2013) [-]
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.   
   
Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.   
   
Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.   
   
Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.   
   
Amy's Abortion Clinic; you 						****					 'em, we chuck 'em.   
   
Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
Claudia's Orphanage; you ditch 'em, we snatch 'em.

Cartman's Kidnappers; you despise 'em, we anaesthetise 'em.

Tim's Taxidermist; you snuff 'em, we stuff 'em.

Garry's Graveyard; you put 'em down, 'we put 'em in the ground.

Amy's Abortion Clinic; you **** 'em, we chuck 'em.

Dr. Acula's blood bank, how can I help?
User avatar #30 - Poor (01/17/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you post it, we retoast it.
#29 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
"Roadkill cafe. you kill it, we grill it."
#28 - puredeliciousness (01/17/2013) [-]
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....   
   
hfw
This would be great and all except my girlfriends step-dad's number is a restricted number for some reason.....

hfw
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