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#87 - krayon (01/18/2013) [-]
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"southwest Virginia abortion clinic you make 'em we take 'em, how can I help you?"
#86 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
whenever Telemarketers call my house I pick up the phone and start speaking in German (gif unrelated)
#88 to #86 - fukkenname ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
YFW
User avatar #89 to #88 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
Ach ja mein neger!
User avatar #90 to #89 - fukkenname ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Im taking first year German



















i used Google translate to find out what Ach means...
User avatar #91 to #90 - gibroner (01/18/2013) [-]
ha yeah I've had four though to be fair I stopped learning after 2 and a half
User avatar #103 to #85 - ofmiceandmen (01/18/2013) [-]
How aren't you banned yet?
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User avatar #83 - chopyourhandoff (01/18/2013) [-]
Funny Junk here, you post 'em, we post 'em again.
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User avatar #79 - zapgod (01/18/2013) [-]
Billys Sperm Bank, you whack it, we pack it!
User avatar #77 - methlabrador (01/18/2013) [-]
Jim's Abortion Clinic, you rape 'em, we scrape 'em. No fetus can beat us!
#101 to #77 - gpinks (01/18/2013) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #77 - Johnsfer (01/18/2013) [-]
"No fetus can beat us"

God damnit...
#75 - ohitshim (01/18/2013) [-]
John's daycare center, you send em', we rape them anally, and then some!
User avatar #74 - shinote (01/18/2013) [-]
I fucking LOVE this idea & all the ones in the comments, I get bill collectors & sales calls & blocked numbers ALL THE DAMN TIME.

What I do is amateur compared to this shit.

I usually answer & act all nice, and then when I have earned their trust, I scream & yell & curse like a satanically possessed person & they usually hang up in fear.
#107 to #74 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
DNAs little lambs BRED STRICTLY FOR THEIR WOOLY WOOL $$$$$
User avatar #80 to #74 - pelwi (01/18/2013) [-]
It took me some time to figure you out.
User avatar #76 to #74 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
Good to know how many people like these. I've layed about all mine out in the comments for anyone who wants to use them huehuehue
#109 to #76 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
You just love to LAY FLAT, ON YOUR KNEES, OR BEEHIND $$ FUNNY JUNK
User avatar #73 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Dick's Sporting Goods, you get the balls, 'cause you love Dicks!"
#72 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
"Menifee Valley Abortion Clinic. You rape em, we scrape em."
User avatar #71 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Dick's hotdogs, if you like hotdogs, you'll love Dicks!"
#70 - jamesrustler (01/18/2013) [-]
My girlfriend's dad once answered the phone with "Charlestown morgue, you kill 'em we chill 'em"

They hung up straight away
User avatar #69 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Leon's Sperm Bank, you spank it, we bank it!"
User avatar #67 - gemleonn (01/18/2013) [-]
"Arlo's Abortion clinic and Pizzeria, your loss is our sauce"
#66 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Jesus hotline you pray he saves.
User avatar #62 - Smithyrox (01/18/2013) [-]
"Steve's circumcision, you flop it, we chop it. How can I help you?"
#60 - carelessinteractin (01/17/2013) [-]
holy fuck, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
holy fuck, after i went to the next content a telemarketer called.......i picked the nashville one.
#59 - frylord (01/17/2013) [-]
Pamaramas, Pizza and abortion center, your loss is our sauce, how may i help?
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