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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #135 - formerlvtwoeight
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Mike's porn shop, you rape it - we tape it!
#134 - themegapotato **User deleted account**
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#131 - tiberioustyphr
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User avatar #129 - JoshBauer
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Bauer's sperm bank you whack it we pack it.
User avatar #122 - wambamthankumam
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My grandfather answers the phone to telemarketers and says "City morgue you bagum we tagum how may I help you today?"
#121 - cometfire
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Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.   
   
me: Ah-hello~   
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?   
me:  Aya~!   
them: May I speak to them please?   
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?   
me: Aya~!   
them: Could I speak to them please?   
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~   
them: Who am I speaking to?   
me: San   
them: their son?   
me: no no San. San Shi San   
   
[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
Normally I pick up the phone and pretend to be a confused Chinese maid.

me: Ah-hello~
them: " Hi is mr shr..shrufnagel..? there?
me: Aya~!
them: May I speak to them please?
me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Okay..is Mrs Shrufnagel there?
me: Aya~!
them: Could I speak to them please?
me: me: Uh no ah ahe noat ahea~
them: Who am I speaking to?
me: San
them: their son?
me: no no San. San Shi San

[I keep them going until they hang up. I need to start recording some of them because DAMN do they get frustrated!]
#119 - ydidudothis
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#123 to #119 - txsslg **User deleted account**
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#124 to #123 - ydidudothis
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because i hate you
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#127 to #125 - ydidudothis
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this site is so shallow and pretentious and the people on it arent as smart as they think they are for knowing high school science. i'll believe theyre better when they use their genius brains to cure cancer or aids or do something to show theyre so much better than everyone
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#140 to #130 - phonerstonerboner
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And we have a winner.
And we have a winner.
User avatar #115 - palmtoyourface
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Heres my brothers: "Hello, Jeffs abbortion clinic. You rape em, we scrape em. how may i help you?"
User avatar #114 - SpaceZombie
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My dad uses, "Wayne County Morgue - you bag 'em, we tag 'em."
User avatar #113 - gmarrox
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Jim's abortion clinic. You do the dicking, we'll do the pricking.
User avatar #110 - ihatem
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"Welcome to the Nickelodeon Casting Service, if you ain't funny we uh...um.."
"If you ain't funny we give you money?"
"AHAH OH THAT'S HILARIOUS I'm sorry sir, you're just not we're looking for."
#108 - anon id: ca868068
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Ed's crematorium; Ash me no questions, I'll tell you who lies.
User avatar #105 - tomhefailin
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"Baltimore coroners office, we are busy as ****, please call back later."
#104 - kilopert
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"Arkansas vasectomy center, don't want you nuts, we make the cuts. Would you like an appointment?"
User avatar #102 - lorddarkskull
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Bob's abortion clinic, you rape em, we scrape em, no fetus can beat us.
#99 - bumbiscuitii
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or, "Peter's Circumcision. You flop it, we chop it. Would you like to make an appointment?"
#98 - sonnypistol
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Johns abortion clinic and pizzaria, your loss is our sauce, how may i help you?

>mfw
User avatar #132 to #98 - tiberioustyphr
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Son of a bitch, someone beat me to it.
#112 to #98 - DasSpiel
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**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **   
   
That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...   
   
>mfw
**DasSpiel rolled a random image posted in comment #2887537 at MLP Friendly Board **

That totally isn't the same comment I posted or anything...

>mfw
#97 - tacermad
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User avatar #95 - whamaclabam
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welcome to the nashville sperm bank
you jack it we pack it
#92 - arsyro
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I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
I think when telemarketers call my house again I'll just speak French :3. Telemarketers face when
User avatar #93 to #92 - arsyro
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my face when**