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#196 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger... I'm supposed to be scared? I call a threesome.
#195 - leakycheeks (01/22/2013) [-]
NOPE
User avatar #196 - mogala (01/18/2013) [-]
this is a figure but damn they got it looking like them looks real but still can see the plastic look
#204 to #196 - erawrozar ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#194 - cownicorn (01/18/2013) [-]
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#192 - pablothecat (01/18/2013) [-]
how is this #1 in FJ>?>
#188 - frigidalt (01/18/2013) [-]
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#195 to #185 - Bluemistake ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
Stop beiing a cancer to our game cunt.
#184 - twazilla (01/18/2013) [-]
Do you know, how i got these scars?
Do you know, how i got these scars?
#197 to #184 - tmart (02/09/2013) [-]
I'l leave this here.
I'l leave this here.
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#181 - devillucifer has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #177 - knifeyoass ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
nicholson's was classy. but ledger's was demented and insane. the joker we all know and love.
User avatar #189 to #177 - NotUpInHere (01/18/2013) [-]
speak for yourself man, i loved Nicholson's Joker.
User avatar #191 to #189 - knifeyoass ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
im not saying i hated nicholsons joker, i loved it.
User avatar #193 to #191 - NotUpInHere (01/18/2013) [-]
no i never said you did hate it, but Ledger comes in second for me
#176 - headhunternl (01/18/2013) [-]
Someone got one without the watermark?   
   
Thanks
Someone got one without the watermark?

Thanks
#186 to #176 - krayon (01/18/2013) [-]
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there you go
#205 to #186 - headhunternl (01/18/2013) [-]
Thanks!
Thanks!
#174 - poochyena (01/18/2013) [-]
You get a phone call from your mother. Since her car has been in the shop, she asks you to go to the grocery store and pick up a few odds and ends for her. Bread, milk, cereal, and chicken breasts.
After writing down a small list you reluctantly get in the car and pick up the items at the store. The lady cashier makes an odd remark to you.

"You know, we're in no danger of a milk shortage."
Upon arriving at her house you knock several times. No answer. You decide to try the door. It opens. You place the grocery bag on the counter. Strange. There seems to be six other grocery bags, each with identical contents. In a couple, the chicken and the milk has gone bad. "Mom," you call out, but no answer. You make your way through the kitchen and into the living room.

Sitting on the couch, with her head cut off and neatly resting on her lap, is your mother.

Naturally you call the police who come over to investigate. They mention that she has been dead for nearly a week. Furthermore, the police psychiatrist is at the scene and talks to you after you give your initial statement. Sitting on the front steps, you overhear the psychiatrist talking with the crime scene investigator.

"It's not uncommon for people suffering from schizophrenia to get locked into a series of repetitive behaviors," he says.

You think to yourself, They can't be talking about me. Schizophrenia? No way. Repetitive behavior? Do they think I did this?

Suddenly your cell phone goes off. "Hello?"

"Hi hun, it's me. Could you stop at the store and pick up some chicken and milk? Oh, and I need some bread and cereal too."

"No problem mom. I'll be right over..."
User avatar #180 to #174 - dambusta (01/18/2013) [-]
wait what? good story but what?
#182 to #180 - poochyena (01/18/2013) [-]
/x/. Paranormal story, goes with the creepy.
User avatar #190 to #182 - dambusta (01/18/2013) [-]
aye i know its a paranormal story i just dont get the end
#199 to #190 - poochyena (01/18/2013) [-]
He had schizophrenia, so he thought his mom called again, but it was the repetitive behaviour disorder. Hence the 6 bags of shopping. He's stuck in a never ending cycle.
User avatar #200 to #199 - dambusta (01/18/2013) [-]
and his mothers head? it's still there because?
#201 to #200 - poochyena (01/18/2013) [-]
Shhhh.... because that's how the story goes.
+4
#172 - fapoclock **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#169 - anonymous (01/18/2013) [-]
Zion
User avatar #168 - hellothisisgod (01/18/2013) [-]
i wnt 2 tuch ur p-nis <3
User avatar #194 to #168 - frets (01/20/2013) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
#166 - sammyjankiis (01/17/2013) [-]
So your telling me if I would of posted a picture I have had in my reaction folder for a month today I would be on frontpage?
So your telling me if I would of posted a picture I have had in my reaction folder for a month today I would be on frontpage?
#173 to #166 - headhunternl (01/18/2013) [-]
Welcome to FJ
Welcome to FJ
#160 - anonymous (01/17/2013) [-]
the lines on this photoshop are so bad look at heath's hairline seriously no
User avatar #162 to #160 - roninpenguin (01/17/2013) [-]
It isn't photoshop, they used high end action figures. That is why his hair line looks weird.
User avatar #156 - skrynox (01/17/2013) [-]
Heath Ledger was great and really had that sadistic attitude, but the other Joker.. He was just ******* creepy.
User avatar #152 - Zyklone (01/17/2013) [-]
TOO SPOOKY~!!

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