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User avatar #56 - lieutenantderp (01/17/2013) [-]
Cats are smart, they can tell if you're faking it.


But they wouldn't give a fuck anyway if it was real.
User avatar #75 to #56 - improbablyyourdad (01/17/2013) [-]
"Cats are smart"

See gif right above you.
#48 - warlockrichard (01/17/2013) [-]
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#115 to #48 - mandydandy **User deleted account** (01/17/2013) [-]
Ugh, trollface. I wanted to see the real look on that bastard's face.
User avatar #44 - whatupnachoface (01/17/2013) [-]
no one cares about you
#39 - breakfastlunch (01/17/2013) [-]
To be fair, a dog would probably not react properly either--pets don't exactly know the difference between crashing into the bed when you're tired and crashing into the bed because of a heart attack.
User avatar #45 to #39 - thepalmtoptiger (01/17/2013) [-]
Unless they're trained. I haven't seen a seeing-eye cat though.
#38 - shiftyscent (01/17/2013) [-]
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#42 to #38 - gatodelfuego ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
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#36 - theotherdudec (01/17/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that if you die in a house full of cats and they can't access food, they will eat you......
User avatar #53 to #36 - latinotornado (01/17/2013) [-]
so will dogs
User avatar #55 to #53 - majormoron (01/17/2013) [-]
so will any animal in the vicinity without access to food

instinct baby!
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#33 - heartlessrobot (01/17/2013) [-]
My one cat is slowly dying of starvation because he has some sort of gum cancer so he can barely eat even wet food.
My one cat is slowly dying of starvation because he has some sort of gum cancer so he can barely eat even wet food.
User avatar #170 to #33 - guywithastick (01/17/2013) [-]
Sad to hear that bro, my cat died recently. And even though he tried to choke me with his body while I'm asleep I still miss that furry little bastard.
User avatar #64 to #33 - amateriandarknut (01/17/2013) [-]
Has the vet not recommended feeding it by just using an IV to give it the nutrients it needs? I heard somewhere that you could do that. Although I can't imagine it'd be easy to keep a cat fed that way...
User avatar #120 to #64 - heartlessrobot (01/17/2013) [-]
I looked it up and it's rather expensive, and we don't have a lot of money.
User avatar #154 to #120 - amateriandarknut (01/17/2013) [-]
Oh, I see.
It might be easier on everyone (including the cat) to put it to sleep so it can go peacefully rather than suffering. It doesn't sound pleasant, but it should make getting closure a bit easier.

Sorry for your loss, though. It's never easy losing a companion.
User avatar #62 to #33 - thedramallama (01/17/2013) [-]
thats so sad, is there some way to like liquify his food so he just has to lap it up like water?
#59 to #33 - cameronrox (01/17/2013) [-]
D: my condolences, i woke up one morning to find my kitty dead on my stairs.   
   
cute doggy to cheer you up? :D
D: my condolences, i woke up one morning to find my kitty dead on my stairs.

cute doggy to cheer you up? :D
User avatar #34 to #33 - dvdfaust (01/17/2013) [-]
same thing happened to mine...
User avatar #98 to #30 - DeeJayBee (01/17/2013) [-]
Gantz ftw
User avatar #24 - thejerseyjenn (01/17/2013) [-]
My cat will come up to me and meow when i do that. Eventually he gives up, lays down, and licks himself.
#23 - pornoranger (01/17/2013) [-]
if ou were smaller than your cat, it woud kill you. most likely just to entertain itseflf, since that's their reason for killing 70% of the time.
#22 - fearlessdeeds (01/17/2013) [-]
That's funny. Everything my cat says translates into "Feed me" or "Kick me in the face."
#25 to #22 - pornoranger (01/17/2013) [-]
improvise a goal and do a penalty kick
User avatar #21 - demandsgayversion (01/17/2013) [-]
I pretend to die in front of my dogs sometimes to see if they care. Usually they know I'm playing and bite me.
#26 to #21 - pornoranger (01/17/2013) [-]
they're actually having a taste of you. seems like you taste worse than dog poo/barf since they actually eat that. good for you!
User avatar #20 - toxicovrtake (01/17/2013) [-]
If You pretend to Die in front of my Friends Cat, She will stay with you and meow endlessly until you get up.
#19 - flufzor (01/17/2013) [-]
Is it me, or is that cat huge?
User avatar #29 to #19 - brothergrimm (01/17/2013) [-]
it looks like a maine coon. they're fuckin huge. or a lynx mix
User avatar #18 - desuforeverlulz (01/17/2013) [-]
I'd wager that most animals who haven't seen something die don't understand death.
#17 - kievaughnb (01/17/2013) [-]
The cat saw the soccer jersey up there. He knows you're faking an injury.
#181 to #17 - Foopert (01/17/2013) [-]
its free real estate
its free real estate
#176 to #17 - prolem (01/17/2013) [-]
football
User avatar #184 to #176 - kievaughnb (03/17/2013) [-]
negro pls
#134 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (01/17/2013) [-]
ha, sports
#133 to #17 - bighairybacon (01/17/2013) [-]
One time I turned on soccer, there was an injury time out because someone got dirt in their eye.
#132 to #17 - auesis (01/17/2013) [-]
Genius.
Genius.
#182 to #132 - kievaughnb (01/27/2013) [-]
This comment made me feel the best out of all the replies I got
#87 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (01/17/2013) [-]
HUEHUHEUEHUE SO FUNNY




fuck you
User avatar #82 to #17 - sabdoor ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
A comment thats actually worth 195+ thumbs... first I've seen all week
User avatar #183 to #82 - kievaughnb (03/17/2013) [-]
I love seeing your comment every time I come back to this
User avatar #185 to #183 - sabdoor ONLINE (03/17/2013) [-]
Howcome?
User avatar #186 to #185 - kievaughnb (03/18/2013) [-]
It makes me happy to know that I made someone laugh, or at least relieved them of post-induced cancer
#85 to #82 - N. Korean citizen (01/17/2013) [-]
i saw anon get 1000 thumps on his comment yesturday...
User avatar #86 to #85 - sabdoor ONLINE (01/17/2013) [-]
Wont be you though
#16 - stripeygreenhat (01/17/2013) [-]
You're just lucky that he didn't try to eat you while you were still warm.
You're just lucky that he didn't try to eat you while you were still warm.
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