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#69 - babyweewee
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I believe a customer should just be allowed to tip what they wish depending on the service they receive. If people complain about low tips, work harder perhaps?
#104 to #69 - happypancake
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I heard there are some restaurants (owned by insanely rich people) which allow you to pay as much or as little as you want for your meal, depending on the quality of service or food. Apparently you can also just help out with the dishes. Sounds awesome.
#76 to #69 - adamks
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I customer IS allowed to tip whatever he feels like?
#89 to #76 - zombiestookmybike
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some places add 10% as standard in the UK, they put it in really small print on the menu and you have to ask specifically for it to be removed if you want.
#88 to #76 - fireprincess
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(01/16/2013) [-]
At some places a tip is included in the bill.
#67 - defeats
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(01/16/2013) [-]
So... Before today I didn't know that "****** tipper" was an insult...
I'm glad in the UK Waiters and waitresses are paid properly.
A friend of mine in Glasgow actually makes quite a lot as a waitress, she gets above minimum wage and quite a lot in tips at the end of each week... Since tips are gathered and then shared out at the end of each week. (by hours worked etc)
It's quite a competitive job to get actually, because students like it, and other young people.
#87 to #67 - peggscott
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I'm from glasgow... where does she work??

Only say if she is hot, I don't tip fat chicks
#90 to #87 - defeats
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Hah, I know better than to give out friend's details out over the internet.
Nice try vampire!
#112 to #90 - anon
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#114 to #112 - defeats
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I'm sorry Anon but I don't know what that means...
#91 to #90 - peggscott
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Worth a shot...
#66 - Maroon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Yay, now the internet knows you are a ****** tipper
#84 to #66 - Maroon
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To everyone who replied to me or is thinking about replying to me,

"YAY, NOW THE INTERNET KNOWS YOU ARE A ****** TIPPER"

Cunts.
#77 to #66 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
****** tipper? That's more than 10% and most people in waiting get **** these days. People just don't know tips are our salary.
#117 to #77 - zhader
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Perhaps get a better job? I live in Denmark, and i'm a waiter, here i get, 23 dollars an hour, plus tips if i get any, and if people don't want to tip, i dont give a ****..
Perhaps get a better job? I live in Denmark, and i'm a waiter, here i get, 23 dollars an hour, plus tips if i get any, and if people don't want to tip, i dont give a ****..
#75 to #66 - Marker
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(01/16/2013) [-]
12% tip isn't too bad.
#65 - yokiewartooth
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(01/16/2013) [-]
what i pictured reading every comment
#58 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Hope this was carry out, or bad service, or you left more on the table so you could make that joke. Otherwise please just stick to McDonalds.
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#46 - Chitzu
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Where I live, tipping is highly voluntary. Tip is never included in the bill.

I really don't get all the "dude you're a ****** tipper" posts.
#53 to #46 - spoonless
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Tipping's only really a big deal in the states, I suppose because salaries must be low for waiting/bar-tending jobs? I've lived in Europe, Asia, and the Middle-East, there's no where near as much pressure to tip in any of those places as there is in the US.
#68 to #53 - Maroon
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Yeah, well thanks to ******** labor laws, hourly salary for servers is well below minimum wage because of circular logic that servers don't need as much hourly because they get tip so it turns the money that is supposed to be extra into money that they need just to get by.
#71 to #68 - spoonless
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Who the **** thinks up these laws...?
#72 to #71 - Maroon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Politicians who don't know what they are talking about, so they just go with whatever the biggest wad of cash tells them to do.
#119 to #72 - coolcalx
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(01/16/2013) [-]
mfw I realize how true that actually is.
mfw I realize how true that actually is.
#73 to #72 - spoonless
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#47 to #46 - whyinuse
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In America, you have to give an extra tip to the person who served you all night. This is because of the wages, which are very low. This way the people whom work in a restaurant make a little extra money.
#48 to #47 - toxictacolatta
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(01/16/2013) [-]
The wages are below minimum wage, but its not mandatory to tip, but not tipping is frowned upon because of the low wage, practically because without you, they're nothing.
#42 - felixjarl
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#34 - phanact
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#26 - adunsaveme
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I don't get it
#29 to #26 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Pi is apporx 3.14
#31 to #29 - adunsaveme
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I didn't realize it was the pi symbol, my bad
#25 - RequieminMortis
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#21 - bobbyembry
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(01/16/2013) [-]
tipping you say?
tipping you say?
#179 to #21 - johananas
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(01/16/2013) [-]
"Wait a minute? Who didn't throw in?"
#80 to #21 - ompalomper
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(01/16/2013) [-]
i understood that reference

good movie too
#41 to #21 - zellboom
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#33 to #21 - isus
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Good job. You beat me to it.
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#19 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
thats a ****** tip
#17 - pepemex
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Waiters already get paid anyways, so I will only tip you generously if you basically suck my balls while talking about how awesome I am.
#28 to #17 - kupfner
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Where I live, minimum wage for jobs with no tips is $7.70... With tips it's $3.85. If they serve you food without spit in it I think they deserve a tip.
#38 to #28 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Why should I give them money for their work?
But if they're nice enough I give them a 20
#120 to #38 - coolcalx
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because they're wage isn't proportional to the amount of work they do.

their salary is based on the idea that you WILL tip them, so if you don't, you're sort of robbing them, in a way.
#27 to #17 - jtwagner
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Wait staff minimum wage is $2.30 on average. The tip is supposed to "equal out" to minimum wage.
#8 - AngusFTW
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(01/16/2013) [-]
You are a ****** tipper, you should feel ashamed of yourself.
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#180 to #22 - AngusFTW
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Shut up Mr.Pink
#181 to #180 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#192 to #181 - AngusFTW
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(01/17/2013) [-]
Really? Are you 12? It's from one of the best movies ever.
#49 to #22 - toxictacolatta
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In America, waiters/waitress' get paid below minimum wage and the tip is suppose to make or break the wage.
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#14 to #8 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
not necessarily. tipping 20% would be giving $5 so the total would be 31. He gave 30...
#4 - suckle ONLINE
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#86 to #4 - awesomeduderino
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(01/16/2013) [-]
here, have annother
here, have annother
#64 to #4 - flamingpie
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Because, science
Because, science
#133 to #64 - lolzordz
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(01/16/2013) [-]
actually pi is more like an anti-science
#56 to #4 - jwash
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(01/16/2013) [-]
It's always pissed me off that it's not exactly 3.
#7 to #4 - foop
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(01/16/2013) [-]
this only works if the radius is 1/2
#32 to #7 - anon
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It's basing it on a ratio.
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#2 - turdofdoom
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(01/15/2013) [-]
pi is exactly 3
pi is exactly 3
#191 to #2 - frink
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(01/17/2013) [-]
I regret saying that. But people would just no shut up.
#142 to #2 - pwoneill
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(01/16/2013) [-]
No it isn't
Unless of course you are just quoting the simpsons
#177 to #142 - Lilstow
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(01/16/2013) [-]
professor frink was trying to grab the attention of scientists by shocking them.
#81 to #2 - wantabeer
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(01/16/2013) [-]
He wasn't trying to leave a 10% tip.
#74 to #2 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
What??
#45 to #2 - ningyoaijin
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I remember reading somewhere that in some American schools, they teach that pi is exactly 4 because kids shouldn't be expected to count in anything other than whole numbers. O' course, I know that isn't true, but hey a book's a book.
#59 to #45 - imnotkickthecat
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I remember reading somewhere that in some swedish schools, they teach that sex with pickled fish is ok because kids shouldn't be expected to have relationships with actual people. O' course, I know that isn't true, but hey a book's a book.
#50 to #45 - anon
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(01/16/2013) [-]
In an American school I was taught pie was about 3.14, It goes on infinitely but 3.14 is as close as you need to get. I know up to 7 digits in pi including the the 3...

TL;DR: Get better sources
#92 to #50 - jinjo
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Note the word 'some'.

I wouldn't be surprised, in Canada and the US they're babying us to the point of actually making us less smart in a lot of ways.
#145 to #92 - anon
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Essentially to actually learn anything in the states you should either go to a private school or test in to advanced classes which isn't hard at all. Regular classes seem to cater to the lowest common denominator while advanced classes are for anyone with half a brain.
#156 to #145 - anon
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Unfortunately, my anonymous brother, even the advanced classes are still dropped to the lowest common denominator, it just happens to be higher than the common classes.
#115 to #92 - megustaculo
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Don't bring Canada into this.
#193 to #115 - jinjo
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sorry
#94 to #92 - zerosonaku
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More so In the States. I did not learn a damned thing in 7th grade because of the year I stayed in the states.
#40 to #2 - paarskwadraat
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no it's about tree fiddy
#9 to #2 - epicarianas
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I'll just leave this here
I'll just leave this here
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#3 to #2 - lyuun
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you what? since when? how?
#23 to #3 - prepareuranas
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it's a quote from the show, he says that to get the scientists attention
#174 to #23 - lyuun
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oooh, that makes sense(x certainly got my attention (not that i am, strictly speaking, a scientist).
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#1 - whoneedsnames
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(01/15/2013) [-]
i hope he had some pie