Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #59 - trevcars (01/14/2013) [-]
I felt like i was running out of breath, and I read it to myself
#56 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
I told my parents this plan last week.. ******** of 9000 +
#55 - soydo (01/14/2013) [-]
FHL
0
#51 - hopate has deleted their comment [-]
#50 - damago (01/14/2013) [-]
jesus 						*******					 christ that run on sentence...
jesus ******* christ that run on sentence...
#49 - chuffberry (01/14/2013) [-]
i am going to do exactly this, but then with the second child switch to a german accent until they're 7, then have a 3rd child and do a chinese accent or whatever, and keep reproducing until i'm satisfied with the number of different accents in my house
i am going to do exactly this, but then with the second child switch to a german accent until they're 7, then have a 3rd child and do a chinese accent or whatever, and keep reproducing until i'm satisfied with the number of different accents in my house
#48 - zhanken (01/14/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
#47 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 53**
#46 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm asian and my parents have hard asian accents, but i speak fluent english with a western american accent. That girl must have been extremely sheltered. Like no TV home schooled, etc.
#41 - JMF (01/14/2013) [-]
Whenever I read run-on-sentences like that, I read them like this; funfactiknewthisgirlfromcampwhohadabritishaccentbutshewasn'tfromenglandandthenon edayiwenttoherhouseandherparentsdidn'taveabritishacceenteithersoiaskedherwheresh egotitfrombecauseiwasreallyconfusedandshetoldmeherparentsfakedituntilshewas7beca usetheywantedachildwithabritishaccent
+7
#39 - jgk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 - phanact (01/14/2013) [-]
This image has expired
This one time at band camp
#17 - puredeliciousness (01/14/2013) [-]
>Purchase large area of land, mostly forest
>Adopt 8 babies, each of a different nationality
>Keep them in forest
>Cut off all outside contact
>Raise them to think I am God
User avatar #97 to #17 - theugandanhero (01/14/2013) [-]
and gods only language will be English
User avatar #35 to #17 - blokrokker (01/14/2013) [-]
Better make sure those babies are midgets.
#16 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
No such thing as a "British" accent
User avatar #33 to #16 - yetaxaa (01/14/2013) [-]
While most Americans don't understand that there is no single 'british accent' you could consider that since there are tons of accents from Britain, then it is possible to have a British, meaning, one of many possibilities.

I have a British accent. Someone from Scotland also has a British accent. Doesn't mean they are the same British accent.
#34 to #33 - xlxluckyjoexlx (01/14/2013) [-]
It's from celtic ancestry, Britain, Ireland, Scotland, and Whales, which is why each one sounds slightly similar but different enough to not be exact.
User avatar #40 to #34 - fromtheinternet (01/14/2013) [-]
Wales*
#18 to #16 - Spikeydeath (01/14/2013) [-]
yes there is
English
Irish
and Welsh
only countries i know of around there
#26 to #18 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
IRELAND IS NOT IN BRITAIN YOU STUPID CUNT.

GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT YOU IGNORANT PRICK
#30 to #26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
northern Ireland is
#43 to #30 - backlists (01/14/2013) [-]
UK = Northern Ireland and Great Britain

British Isles = UK + Ireland

Great Britain = England, Wales and Scotland. Not Northern Ireland.
#20 to #18 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
Are you a ******* moron?

And anon is right, while many accents are from Britain, none of them are "British". There are hundreds in just England alone.
#36 to #20 - BrayBoy (01/14/2013) [-]
Please ignore the raging anon above,
what he meant to say was "actually Ireland (or at least the republic of it) is not part of Britain" Its possible to be normal about it
#21 to #20 - Spikeydeath (01/14/2013) [-]
Ah the scottish people
Always pissed off
User avatar #22 to #21 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
And in this case, also correct.

Makes a change right? I'll be off to my whisky, haggis and bagpipes now.
#27 to #22 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
Have you actually eaten haggis?
And if so, what does it taste like?
#32 to #27 - weirdfishes (01/14/2013) [-]
Haggis is nice it's just like spiced minced meat.. you just eat it with mash XD
User avatar #28 to #27 - TheHutchie (01/14/2013) [-]
I have not, it looks disgusting. I also can't play bagpipes, don't drink whisky, and have worn a kilt only once.

I am not a very good Scot, but at least it goes to show that stereotypes are wrong.
#29 to #28 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
I myself am not a very good kiwi, I don't like sports, I hate going outside, I don't fish or eggs or kumara (sweet potato's for those of you that don't know what it is) and I don't care very much for the mitre 10 adverts.
User avatar #58 to #29 - defeats (01/14/2013) [-]
But do you have sex with your sheep? Because that really is all that matters.
#137 to #58 - youxbarstard (01/14/2013) [-]
No, only our most backward farmers do that.
#13 - masterchiefawesome (01/14/2013) [-]
does punctuation just not exist on tumblr or is a large section of the internet just trying to piss me off!
#131 to #13 - wheres (01/14/2013) [-]
>complains about punctuation   
>finishes question with an exclamation mark   
>shygddt
>complains about punctuation
>finishes question with an exclamation mark
>shygddt
#70 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
Everyone there is 10, so no, it doesn't exist.
#31 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
?*
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/14/2013) [-]
But...what KIND of British accent were they doing?
#11 to #9 - corundum (01/14/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't realize Britain isn't just England. That's what makes me smarter than everyone else.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ICEDgrunge (01/14/2013) [-]
Most likely the Hollywood British accent.
#7 - kinglobster (01/14/2013) [-]
this is a better camp story
User avatar #82 to #7 - willindor ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Bible leaders? Do you mean Jesus and his 12 ****** ?
User avatar #53 to #7 - exicuton (01/14/2013) [-]
You had me at bible
#37 to #7 - crazyolitis (01/14/2013) [-]
Their FW they saw the girl.
User avatar #6 - Maroon (01/14/2013) [-]
im so doing that ****
#5 - nitrogendesign (01/14/2013) [-]
These parents win parent of the year awards
#3 - bigmanblue ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
probebly one of the fakest and most painfull to hear accents ever
 Friends (0)