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#50 - thebigben [OP]
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Oh **** frontpage!!?! Thanks guys!
#41 - nurgle
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(01/14/2013) [-]
join me and you shall survive
#120 to #41 - commentremoved
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I rather do cocaine and have crazy sex orgies.
#126 to #120 - nurgle
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you mean you rather do cocaine and have your asshole pierced by 1000 dick with thorns every hour
#106 to #41 - bonkboy
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Find peace in death Heretic.
#107 to #106 - nurgle
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i will for i will fester for all eternity. You shall join me sooner or later my dear child
#73 to #41 - Mojake
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What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you worthless heretic? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Space Marines, and I've led an incomprehensible number of secret raids against the forces of chaos, and I have over 30 million confirmed purgings. I am trained in armored warfare and I'm the top Ultramarine in all the Space Marine Chapters. You are nothing to me but just another heretic. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this universe, mark my ******* words.
You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Warp? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your powers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bolter.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little ****. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot.
#61 to #41 - dunderbiffen
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#53 to #41 - kingnarnode
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papa nurgle loves his children
#52 to #41 - anoyingmos
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Purge the heretic! Burn the unclean!
#66 to #52 - serotonin
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#29 - SweetJesus
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#30 to #29 - SweetJesus
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ill just dump guardsmen stuff. ALSO TAU ARE WEABOOS
#31 to #30 - SweetJesus
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#32 to #31 - SweetJesus
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fuklaw is best commissar...ALWAYS ANGRY
#33 to #32 - SweetJesus
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#34 to #33 - SweetJesus
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#46 to #34 - serotonin
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smart Eldar
#35 to #34 - SweetJesus
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#36 to #35 - SweetJesus
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#37 to #36 - SweetJesus
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#38 to #37 - SweetJesus
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#39 to #38 - SweetJesus
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#40 to #39 - SweetJesus
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The best for last....the memories
#27 - perronfan
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(01/14/2013) [-]
stupid question, what is this from i know warhammer but are there comic books for 40k, i have some books i always enjoy more stuff in the universe
#24 - phanact
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#19 - toxickooties
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(01/14/2013) [-]
SO... Who knows the song "Nympho" by Borgore? :)

"..You what know what hard core?
me shovin' an elephant up your sisters back door...

..This bitch is so used I wouldn't sell her at a second hand store"


It's quite a melody.
#17 - robotvoice
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(01/14/2013) [-]
i like to think that the artist argued with himself over adding a girl 33 creatures away from the left.
#14 - buttphuckchuck
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looks like starship troopers
#15 to #14 - valyn
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(01/14/2013) [-]
its Warhammer 40k, laregly inspired by Starship Troopers (the book, movie wasnt out when W40k came out)
#21 to #15 - restfullwicked
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Warhammer 40k was inspired by almost everything. im fairly sure the Nids where added when the designers got high and watched aliens one afternoon.
#25 to #21 - Karraidin
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(01/14/2013) [-]
actually blizzard was supposed to make Warhammer 40k and Warhammer fantasy the games. But they had some arguments and after a few changes they ended up making Starcraft and Warcraft.
#43 to #25 - restfullwicked
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(01/14/2013) [-]
partly true. GW also lost a designer to bliz. thats why all the concept art Bliz makes looks like warhammer stuff
#12 - SILENCEnight
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**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #2508240 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** Ultramarines ftw
#11 - Covenantkilla
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this is the best channel on funnyjunk
this is the best channel on funnyjunk
#16 to #11 - acrazymonkey
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But its not in a channel...
#23 to #16 - fllynton
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exacatly.
#28 to #23 - perronfan
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#10 - krasnogvardiech
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#113 to #10 - smokekusheveryday
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******* las guns i hate em i want a heavy bolter anyday
#9 - localbees
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I know I'm wrong. But it still reminded me of Starship Troopers
#114 to #9 - ylubz
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Oh **** I remember that film, didn't it have Neil Patrick Harris in it as a lab worker or something? I may be mistaken.
#112 to #9 - smokekusheveryday
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you're not the only one
#56 to #9 - techketzer
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The parallels are undeniably there.
#8 - serotonin
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#63 to #8 - serotonin
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testing...
#5 - dwarfman
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I don't like these odds. Off the two guardsmen, make it fair for the enemy.
#125 to #5 - perronfan
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explain
#13 to #5 - krasnogvardiech
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(01/14/2013) [-]
I'm out. See you at the Emperor's side, milord.
#18 to #13 - mikhailovych
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there's a piece of merchandise you can buy called "The Guardsmen's handbook" and in it it says "any Guardsman who commits suicide with imperial issue wargear will be shot"
#20 to #18 - krasnogvardiech
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It's named "The Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Premier".

It does indeed cover many topics: our infallible armour, our devastating guns, brilliant and competent officers and many more things about our enemies such as the foolish Eldar, the cowardly Orks, the fragile Necron and the hateful Tau. Then it goes on to show useful things, like how to make a landmine out of a grenade, sticks and a fishing wire.
#7 to #5 - shameonapony
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(01/14/2013) [-]
At once, my lord.
#1 - fahq
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(01/13/2013) [-]
****** 'nids........
#2 to #1 - Magnisethered
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(01/13/2013) [-]
I find nids to be one of the most terrifying aliens in 40k...   
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I find nids to be one of the most terrifying aliens in 40k...
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#26 to #2 - perronfan
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(01/14/2013) [-]
what about the daemons
#45 to #26 - Magnisethered
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(01/14/2013) [-]
The Daemons and Chaos Marines rank #1 on the "Holy **** I wish I wasnt here and somewhere else instead!" Scale.
#124 to #45 - perronfan
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(01/14/2013) [-]
and only grey knights can fight daemons right? so how does the imperium even deal with those *****
#48 to #45 - serotonin
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I would put Dark Eldar on #1. Demons will kill you/eat your soul. DE will take you as prisoner, torture and rape you and then kill you/eat your soul
#54 to #48 - Magnisethered
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Depends on the daemon. And if you fight well enough the Dark Eldar will kill you. Pretty quickly too. A daemonette however, may toy with you for ages and ages before growing bored and eating your soul.
#4 to #2 - Riukanojutsu
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(01/13/2013) [-]
what program was used to do this, its glorious.
#6 to #4 - Magnisethered
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(01/14/2013) [-]
Im sorry, I wish I knew   
Have a cute puppy instead
Im sorry, I wish I knew
Have a cute puppy instead