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#216 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#217 to #216 - desacabose ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]

NO THEY ******* CAN'T
#5 - ugabz (01/13/2013) [-]
feels all over the place
feels all over the place
#158 - phanact (01/14/2013) [-]
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Musicians tend to struggle from premature articulation
#65 - mcgroinster (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#238 - hopate (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**hopate rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Needs no title ** -------------< my boner
#51 - suikerpapa (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Urban dictionary defines Moe as "When your heart gets an erection"

This kid's been watching too much K-ON
User avatar #3 - optimistchime (01/13/2013) [-]
A goody woody
#215 - wartroll (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**wartroll rolled a random image posted in comment #479 at aww yeah dinosaurs ** what gives me a boner
#101 - maystorm (01/14/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#81 - kilohercules (01/14/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I can imagine hearing Fluttershy’s innocent moans and gasps; as she holds my bucking waist between her curvy spread legs, feeling my swollen cock thrusting back and forth inside her petite pussy. Her hot breath hitting my face as her hands grip me tightly, whilst she feels tingle after tingle from her throbbing clit causing her to moan with pleasure.

Her eager, tight, wet warm snatch sucking my thick phallus in up to the base; as her pussy juices splash everywhere coating my dick in glistening fluids. Holding me close and making that sexy innocent face at me, as her pussy contracts around my pulsating dick, then she begins to squeal as she squirts pussy juice everywhere, whilst her insides contract and squeeze my member, milking it hard until I pull out and spunk all over her big tits giving her a creamy glazing as she finally comes down from her high.
#109 to #81 - jbanana (01/14/2013) [-]
Am i the only one that finds these hilarious?
Am i the only one that finds these hilarious?
#70 - ScrotumSmasher (01/14/2013) [-]
So funny
So funny
#168 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
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#108 - anustrain (01/14/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**anustrain rolled a random image posted in comment #4137 at Friendly ** hfw
#104 - kingpengvin (01/14/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#121 to #104 - renamon (01/14/2013) [-]
I'm no rocket scientist but I believe that your gif is broken. Have mine.
I'm no rocket scientist but I believe that your gif is broken. Have mine.
#4 - boxdweller (01/13/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#100 - fapodap (01/14/2013) [-]
&quot;affection erection&quot;
"affection erection"
User avatar #86 - jinjo (01/14/2013) [-]
I just said this to my girlfriend and she didn't even say anything, she just asked where I read that.

I'm bored now.
#79 - puffytard (01/14/2013) [-]
Sent this to my gf. Op is a pretty good wingman.
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