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#213 - kilohercules (01/14/2013) [-]
I can imagine hearing Fluttershy’s innocent moans and gasps; as she holds my bucking waist between her curvy spread legs, feeling my swollen cock thrusting back and forth inside her petite pussy. Her hot breath hitting my face as her hands grip me tightly, whilst she feels tingle after tingle from her throbbing clit causing her to moan with pleasure.

Her eager, tight, wet warm snatch sucking my thick phallus in up to the base; as her pussy juices splash everywhere coating my dick in glistening fluids. Holding me close and making that sexy innocent face at me, as her pussy contracts around my pulsating dick, then she begins to squeal as she squirts pussy juice everywhere, whilst her insides contract and squeeze my member, milking it hard until I pull out and spunk all over her big tits giving her a creamy glazing as she finally comes down from her high.
#324 to #213 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
>Pony
>Hands

***** wat
#217 to #213 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch?

I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#331 to #217 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
I don't think it is spelt gorilla
#219 to #217 - purpnasty (01/14/2013) [-]
Whoops, forgot to log.
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#207 - teenytinyspider (01/14/2013) [-]
I think I remember seeing this once.
#205 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
That's rather sexist...
#209 to #205 - miaandvinny (01/14/2013) [-]
You don't say
User avatar #208 to #205 - jamesrustler (01/14/2013) [-]
>1970

What were you expecting?
User avatar #204 - legayunicorn (01/14/2013) [-]
The description says "Setting girls straight since 1970."
The weird thing is that this book probably only lasted a year.
2nd, this was probably true. Girls did not work outside the house as much as men did.
And it's not really a bad thing either; well until it's held against you as a sign that your less equal. Being a housewife is not bad. It's when a woman wants to work outside the house but is treated like a subhuman.
Just saying...
User avatar #203 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (01/14/2013) [-]
I didn't know the animator of Charlie Brown made childrens books in the 1970s
#190 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
So according to this book, boys have to do all the work? That's ******** ! I demand equal rights to be equally as lazy! #menforequality
User avatar #189 - Hybricide (01/14/2013) [-]
Personally, i think it would make life much...simpler if things stayed that way. And before any of you girls come snip at me for being "anti-feminist", I AM a girl. I would have zero problem being a stay-at-home housewife. Cooking, cleaning and taking care of my children.
User avatar #266 to #189 - iamepicness (01/14/2013) [-]
I wouldn't mind being a stay at home mom either. granted i like making money and "having rights" it would makes things so much easier. but thats almost impossible with how bad the economy is.
#211 to #189 - miaandvinny (01/14/2013) [-]
My fiance and I agreed that since we both have equally ****** jobs, we share the house work equally (When I cook, he sets the table and cleans the dishes, ect...) but if we decide to ever have kids (though I'm hoping to adopt) I stay at home to take care of them and clean the house entirely until I start working again.
User avatar #391 to #211 - Hybricide (01/14/2013) [-]
That sounds very reasonable.
#397 to #391 - miaandvinny (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, but it's really up to the couple. Everyone has different beliefs and as long as both people agree on how they want the house to work, it doesn't matter.
User avatar #409 to #397 - Hybricide (01/15/2013) [-]
Very true.
#194 to #189 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
then leave it to personal choice. What if I'd like to be a stay at home dad? What if a woman wants to be a pilot? Should we bar them so you can keep your status quo?
User avatar #199 to #194 - Hybricide (01/14/2013) [-]
Of course, not all women would like it like I would. Like you said, it should be personal choice. Unfortunately, the way society is, both men and women have to work just to keep there heads above water...
#191 to #189 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
I LIKE THIS ONE. I DEMAND MORE WOMEN LIKE HER.
User avatar #195 to #191 - Hybricide (01/14/2013) [-]
^_^
#181 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
ITT: The male equivalent of feminazis bitching about feminazis.
User avatar #180 - igfanforlife (01/14/2013) [-]
wait...so girls aren't allowed to eat?
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#192 to #170 - yutakenusername (01/14/2013) [-]
What does ITT stand for?
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User avatar #169 - vissova (01/14/2013) [-]
Girls duck dicks, boys provide them.
#184 to #169 - deathrinder (01/14/2013) [-]






>shemales
>hermaphrodites
User avatar #176 to #169 - vissova (01/14/2013) [-]
God ******* dammit, that doesn't even make sense.
User avatar #175 to #169 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/14/2013) [-]
Suck*
#167 - satou (01/14/2013) [-]
Chuck Norris approves
#164 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
You guys do realize this is sexist to BOTH men and women? The fact you are all talking about this book as if it only suppresses females just shows how we are the problem.
User avatar #173 to #164 - soulsilver (01/14/2013) [-]
Yeah, but people tend to not care if something is sexist and puts them in a positive light.
#182 to #173 - bigralf (01/14/2013) [-]
like asians with math skills vs asians with driving
#179 to #173 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
I just wished fj realized they're just the male equivalent of feminazis...
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User avatar #153 - poniesareghey (01/14/2013) [-]
Why are you acting offended
Why are you all acting like this is so awful and sad
Mr. Go make me a sammich
Sexism has been hilarious and loved here forever, stop being faggots simply fr this one picture
Today "Oh that's so backwards of our society"
Tomorrow "Bitch, make me a sandwich"
#151 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
Weird, I don't remember waking up in Saudi Arabia...
User avatar #145 - frogie (01/14/2013) [-]
**** that, I'll invent a FunnyJunk app! yeah, no I won't.
#143 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [-]
I just love how fj is so cruel to woman and they all just sit there and take it because they know if they say something they are 						******
I just love how fj is so cruel to woman and they all just sit there and take it because they know if they say something they are ******
User avatar #152 to #143 - dickticklerluv (01/14/2013) [-]
If it weren't for breast feeding, women wouldn't be needed
#403 to #152 - faxfoce (01/14/2013) [-]
1# you can use a bottle with formula
2# heterosexuality
3# Sailor Moon
User avatar #196 to #152 - yutakenusername (01/14/2013) [-]
Your comment is so unintelligent that my eyes burned off of my face and crawled into my anal cavity.
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User avatar #161 to #159 - dickticklerluv (01/14/2013) [-]
>implying some people can't be gay
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User avatar #156 to #152 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [-]
If it werent for womem nobody would be on this planet
#172 to #156 - willcock (01/14/2013) [-]
if it werent for men nobody would be on this planet either
#215 to #172 - miaandvinny (01/14/2013) [-]
You don't say. This guy was commenting on a man who was supressing women, not men, so commenting about how important men are too would be useless..
User avatar #174 to #172 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [-]
if it weren't for women and men nobody would be on tis planet
#158 to #156 - dickticklerluv (01/14/2013) [-]
cloning mother ******

may not be natural but whatever
#393 to #158 - faxfoce (01/14/2013) [-]
(first of all, I love that short. it was my childhood.)
so, the cavemen knew how to clone?
#406 to #393 - dickticklerluv (01/15/2013) [-]
Well I see this caused a 						****					 storm. I guess I can go home now
Well I see this caused a **** storm. I guess I can go home now
#407 to #406 - faxfoce (01/15/2013) [-]
srsly dude, this gif just made you my best friend
User avatar #408 to #407 - dickticklerluv (01/15/2013) [-]
I love you too
#168 to #158 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [-]
well I hope you enjoy being gay.
#188 to #168 - anonymous (01/14/2013) [-]
I hate to kill the mood here, but what about celibacy?
User avatar #202 to #188 - xhelliscoldx (01/14/2013) [-]
hey there is nothing wrong with that if you want it. I really don't care if you are gay, straight , or celibacy
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