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Comments(155):
#114
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sirchaudhry (01/13/2013) [-]
>Attending a funeral for good friend who passed away
>His whole circle of friends are also attending
>After funeral, go outside, towards the parking lot
>Notice the steps are slippery as fuck
>"Man, these steps are slippery. In these shoes, I'll fall and die!"
>wtfman.jpg
>MFW I didn't realize that I'm a terrible fucking human being
>His whole circle of friends are also attending
>After funeral, go outside, towards the parking lot
>Notice the steps are slippery as fuck
>"Man, these steps are slippery. In these shoes, I'll fall and die!"
>wtfman.jpg
>MFW I didn't realize that I'm a terrible fucking human being
#107
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Hawke ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
>be 9 years old
>class watching movie about concentration camps
>read book during whole movie, have no clue what it's about
>Idly glance up and say "Looks like they are having a big sleepover"
>Don't know why teacher is yelling at me
Sent out of class.
>class watching movie about concentration camps
>read book during whole movie, have no clue what it's about
>Idly glance up and say "Looks like they are having a big sleepover"
>Don't know why teacher is yelling at me
Sent out of class.
#101
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digidawg (01/13/2013) [-]
>10th grade year
>Watching Holocaust movie called "Life is Beautiful"
>Laugh out loud because of a random thought
>EFW
From that day on everyone thought/knew I was a psychopath.
>Watching Holocaust movie called "Life is Beautiful"
>Laugh out loud because of a random thought
>EFW
From that day on everyone thought/knew I was a psychopath.
#90
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fuckyouiamcat (01/13/2013) [-]
I'm more amused at the fact that this guy set his facebook language to "pirate".
#103 to #90
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bigmitchninetyfive (01/13/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now
"I believe physical stress overcomes emotional stress, how about we do some suicide drills?"
"I think a game would be disrespectful, we should just hang out here"
"I don't want to play a game, I'm just dying to leave school"
"You don't have to cry, mate, just hang in there"
"I think a game would be disrespectful, we should just hang out here"
"I don't want to play a game, I'm just dying to leave school"
"You don't have to cry, mate, just hang in there"
#70
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N. Korean citizen (01/13/2013) [-]
I dunno. Make me feel better. After all, the only one being hanged, in the game of hang man, is a nigger.
#61
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nefarian ONLINE (01/13/2013) [-]
>Be 7th grade
>Waiting at the bus stop with my class
>Bus drives through
>Friend says ''hey, there comes your mom''
>Thought the joke was somewhat funny
>Another bus comes through
>I say to girl from my class ''hey, there comes your mom''
>Sudden realization that her mom's dead
MFW
>Waiting at the bus stop with my class
>Bus drives through
>Friend says ''hey, there comes your mom''
>Thought the joke was somewhat funny
>Another bus comes through
>I say to girl from my class ''hey, there comes your mom''
>Sudden realization that her mom's dead
MFW
#58
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airsoft (01/13/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Walking with friend to bible class
>Kick in door and act like we are shooting everyone with finger guns
>Teacher tells us it is the anniversary of the VT shooting
>Get kicked and a speech on how we are insensitive
>Walking with friend to bible class
>Kick in door and act like we are shooting everyone with finger guns
>Teacher tells us it is the anniversary of the VT shooting
>Get kicked and a speech on how we are insensitive