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User avatar #170 - shinobidesu
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(01/13/2013) [-]
>softly cried noooooo
I don't know how to describe what I felt when I read that, but it was very pleasant.
#168 - futtef
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**futtef rolled a random image posted in comment #1139 at Umbra **
#165 - dogola
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Weak troll is weak.

1/10
#201 to #165 - PiMaker
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0/10   
weak comment is stupid
0/10
weak comment is stupid
#160 - serotonin
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#156 - demonbunny
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User avatar #149 - murdocisgod
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> Be having major back/shoulder problems because of giant, unattractive boobs.
> Get offered the chance to get them reduced and lifted so they'd be small and not saggy anymore but still be a nice size double d.
> Take the offer, excited to have smaller, better-looking tits and no more back/shoulder issues.
> Going in for surgery.
> Everything goes well.
> Coming out of anesthesia, I look down and see two huge lumps.
> I spazz then pass out thinking my boobs were exactly the same.
> Wake up to my mom saying, "Relax, they were just ice packs they piled on your chest to reduced the swelling!"


I almost had a heart attack.
#184 to #149 - thebestofmurder
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So you prefer Double D?
So you prefer Double D?
#203 to #184 - PiMaker
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dammit i should've posted this pic instead.
#202 to #184 - PiMaker
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#179 to #149 - anon id: d908772a
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She wanted the double D
#190 to #179 - murdocisgod
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#217 to #190 - newmanchamp
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#186 to #179 - doyouevenupload
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User avatar #169 to #149 - shinobidesu
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double D still too big.
Should've gone for C.
#171 to #169 - pariahlol
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i agree, not a big fan of double d's, too big for me.
User avatar #229 to #171 - shinobidesu
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why did you get thumbs but I didn't ;_;
User avatar #195 to #171 - murdocisgod
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Compared to what I had before (Double H's), they seem small, trust me.

I looked like a ******* freaking changing after gym class.
Everyone was like, "Dafuq do you wear two bras for?' And I'm like, "Oh, to contain my enormous hatred of people who strike up weird conversations in the locker room." and this wasn't the locker room it was my birthday party and that wasn't a clown it was a priest.
He raped me.
#166 to #149 - odio
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#162 to #149 - erotictentacle
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I will never think of boobs the same way..... for today...
#151 to #149 - triggathepirate
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what?
what?
User avatar #150 to #149 - kayen
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I'm not sure if I should just laugh at the story or be terrified that you're a male...
User avatar #152 to #150 - murdocisgod
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I'm a female.
I just made my profile according to Murdoc Niccals' info. lol
#157 to #152 - triggathepirate
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Waaait.   
Murdoc is near 50
Waaait.
Murdoc is near 50
User avatar #159 to #157 - murdocisgod
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Technically, the Gorillaz aren't living on Plastic Beach anymore, either. But that's my favorite album soooo...
#158 to #157 - murdocisgod
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Shiiiyet.
Shiiiyet.
User avatar #153 to #152 - kayen
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THAT'S MISLEADING.
#154 to #153 - murdocisgod
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So is this.
So is this.
User avatar #155 to #154 - kayen
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I now believe that every Mormon has a book of Mormon to protect their virginity.
#145 - victorfzec
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I would've done the same
I would've done the same
#144 - anon id: 9e95d0b6
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haha Chuck and Larry
#138 - jbails
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#135 - sheepyhead
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"She softly cried "nooooooo""
I'm not sure why that sounds so cute in my mind.
#148 to #135 - ishalltroll
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#147 to #135 - nsfwanon
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For some reason the voice in my head sounded like the potato from ASDF.
#140 to #135 - triggathepirate
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#134 - orangebudd
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah :D
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaah :D
#133 - enjee
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**enjee rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at That time of the month **
hfw she wakes up remembering what happened
#132 - mooieveters **User deleted account**
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#142 to #132 - jurto
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That's a cool gif you have there
That's a cool gif you have there
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User avatar #181 to #142 - cobaltlumi
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Where is YOUR gif from?
#185 to #181 - jurto
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I don't know, I just saved it a few weeks ago here in FJ.
I don't know, I just saved it a few weeks ago here in FJ.
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#129 - Nightelfbane
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#128 - nithorry
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What a lovely thought to start my day with

nothing can go wrong after reading this!!
#141 to #128 - psychobeastjr
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(01/13/2013) [-]
Oh really?
#146 to #141 - spjlapj
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why would you do that
User avatar #182 to #146 - psychobeastjr
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To show that it's a harsh world.
#196 to #182 - spjlapj
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still though do not talk about that place here
User avatar #199 to #196 - psychobeastjr
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Ok sir.
#127 - ninjamyles **User deleted account**
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#126 - bemmo
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#125 - sylphlv
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