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Comments(588):
#191
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willysbilly ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
If both my parents are swedish but I was born in america, does that make me the ultimate master race?
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N. Korean citizen (01/12/2013) [-]
Nope, it makes you a triple faggot!
1. You are a faggot for being a Swede.
2. You are a faggot for being an American.
3. You are a faggot for even asking.
-Sincerly a European Dane who is not (unlike others) confused about his nationality.
P.S Scratch that, you are a quintuple faggot, I forgot Swedes are triple faggots to begin with.
1. You are a faggot for being a Swede.
2. You are a faggot for being an American.
3. You are a faggot for even asking.
-Sincerly a European Dane who is not (unlike others) confused about his nationality.
P.S Scratch that, you are a quintuple faggot, I forgot Swedes are triple faggots to begin with.
Actually ghost lore is much more popular in China. Many conspiracy theorists think it is because there is a chemical in America's water supply that suppresses a special nerve above the nose called "the third eye". It obviously isn't the scientific name but since the Egyptian period they cut out the third eye of the pharaohs and put it on display. The theorists maintain that the chemical stops the third eye from working. This is why children are more prone to seeing ghosts.
#138
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N. Korean citizen (01/12/2013) [-]
I hate people who just outright say they hate the Chinese. We're not all the same you know. I totally agree, many of us are very poorly mannered and exhibit some very offensive and dislikable behaviour. But there are good Chinese people out there. Give us a chance and don't assume we all behave identically. To be completely honest, it is all thanks to the previous leader, Mao Ze Dong, that our people behave so disgustingly. That man single-handedly destroyed our culture and turned the current generation into savages.
So for the time being, I apologize for my people's arrogant and nasty behaviour. I assure you we aren't all barbarians and ask you to keep an open mind when you meet us. It saddens me to admit that 8/10 Chinese people you meet will be the arrogant and nasty types, but we are out there, and we are just like you, and we deserve a fair chance to earn your respect.
So for the time being, I apologize for my people's arrogant and nasty behaviour. I assure you we aren't all barbarians and ask you to keep an open mind when you meet us. It saddens me to admit that 8/10 Chinese people you meet will be the arrogant and nasty types, but we are out there, and we are just like you, and we deserve a fair chance to earn your respect.
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happyphoton (01/12/2013) [-]
Sweet sweet Thorium, oh how I love you so, you delicious bastard.....
ALL HAIL THORIUM, OUR GREAT SALVATION
Named for the Norse God, ABUNDANT ENERGY
ALL HAIL THORIUM, OUR PATH TO THE FUTURE
You are the silicone in a semi-conductor to uranium's geranium
ALL HAIL THORIUM, THE MIGHTIEST NUCLEAR ELEMENT
Deliver us of our ignorance and unjust fear of nuclear power
ALL HAIL THORIUM,
ALL HAIL THORIUM,
ALL HAIL THORIUM, YOUR RULE IS NEAR
also that thorium concept car is pretty neat...
ALL HAIL THORIUM, OUR GREAT SALVATION
Named for the Norse God, ABUNDANT ENERGY
ALL HAIL THORIUM, OUR PATH TO THE FUTURE
You are the silicone in a semi-conductor to uranium's geranium
ALL HAIL THORIUM, THE MIGHTIEST NUCLEAR ELEMENT
Deliver us of our ignorance and unjust fear of nuclear power
ALL HAIL THORIUM,
ALL HAIL THORIUM,
ALL HAIL THORIUM, YOUR RULE IS NEAR
also that thorium concept car is pretty neat...
#136
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iseewhatididthere ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Im scandinavian (Denmark), and i find this pretty funny
at least people in the nordic countries live much better than either people in China or the US
China mioght be even bigger than the U.S because of their booming economy