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#301 - ThatFatMummy (01/12/2013) [-]
**ThatFatMummy rolled a random image posted in comment #420 at Cartoons --> Anime ** what they heard
User avatar #295 - rawrasaurus (01/12/2013) [-]
What I think when I hear "Nordic".
#296 to #295 - rawrasaurus (01/12/2013) [-]






******* , forgetting to add the picture.
#284 - siickidiot ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
but, usa and china dont have snus!
User avatar #392 to #284 - sabertoothmoose ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
It' illegal in Iceland...
User avatar #317 to #284 - lyuun (01/12/2013) [-]
why would they even want that disgusting **** , though? in my book, even if it were true that they didn't have that disgraceful squirrel-crap, it would only be a point to them, not to us. jesus that stuff is amazingly repulsive.
User avatar #304 to #284 - Noah (01/12/2013) [-]
USA has snus.
User avatar #315 to #304 - snaresinger (01/12/2013) [-]
No, we have dip, which is basically snus
User avatar #591 to #315 - Noah (01/12/2013) [-]
No, I've seen snus too, for sure.
User avatar #325 to #315 - countrystrongowr (01/12/2013) [-]
Actually, Marlboro and Camel both make snus.
User avatar #329 to #325 - snaresinger (01/12/2013) [-]
Well now I just feel stupid. Thanks for telling me though
User avatar #324 to #315 - pivotmasterdm (01/12/2013) [-]
We have snus...
User avatar #327 to #324 - snaresinger (01/12/2013) [-]
Do we really...? Crap, guess I was wrong. Thanks for the correction.
User avatar #328 to #327 - pivotmasterdm (01/12/2013) [-]
No problem, mate. Happy to help.
#285 to #284 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
We also don't have the kebab

You have fun with that ****
User avatar #312 to #285 - benighted (01/12/2013) [-]
i sorry four english bad, but waht is a kebab?
User avatar #345 to #312 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
is sandy human
#286 to #285 - siickidiot ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
NO KEBAB??
NO KEBAB??
#288 to #286 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
No kebab...
User avatar #269 - luckodairish (01/12/2013) [-]
Scandinavian countries are shaped like saggy testicles. excluding denmark
#331 to #269 - bossdelainternet (01/12/2013) [-]
u 'avin a giggle m8?
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User avatar #282 to #269 - themagicwizard (01/12/2013) [-]
a good part of Denmark is shaped like a saggy testicle, come on.
#255 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
lol...how shameful america putting himself the same standard as with china. America has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china. It should be china who is bigger than america. americans are really lame.They claim they are the best in the world yet they owe china a lot of money. No free healthcare... if you have one of the common everyday ailments that forbids you from being able to get private healthcover, or you can't afford it.... your government leaves you to die!!!
The worst education system in the western world which leaves more school leavers innumerate and/or illiterate than any other developed western country.
Higher crime rates and murder rates per percentage of population than any other developed country in the world.
Even in the current climate, it has the worst Economy on record, and cant even sustain its own national debt to itself, let alone the 7 trillion dollars owed to china.
It calls itself a superpower, and claims to have the best armed forces in the world (but hasn't won a single war since the civil war over 200 years ago)...........
Has the highest percentage per population in the developed world of people living below the poverty line You may look big america but everybody in the world know you are just as weak as the third world countries.
User avatar #356 to #255 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
almost everything you said isn't true or is a moot point.

you're either trolling or you've never been to america, cuz from where i sit, its pretty good over here
#360 to #356 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
only 'civilised' country with a poverty trap. highest homeless population per capita in the western worldand the most obese per capita. damn america really sucks dick
User avatar #361 to #360 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
1. those statistics probably are not accurate

2. that doesn't really matter if you're not homeless or obese, its still a fine place to live
#366 to #361 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
thats the joy of a poverty trap, build your own home still have to pay for it the rest of your life because you cant own land because the government own it first bank forcloses because you lost your job. poor people stay poor. the only reason you dont hear about it everyday is because youre a traitor if you say anything bad about america. freedom of speech as long as its not against america. anything negative seems so alien to you that it must be false because you cant take of those rosey glasses your school system and media brain wash you into wearing that you see america through. there is a reason that europeans only visit as a holiday. they think it will be like the movies and it isnt. its poor and violent. thats why americans keep coming over here. we aint mad, we understand we say there there its ok its over now, you dont have to go back. thank ******* god i wasnt born in america, i would probably be as blind to the world as you
User avatar #368 to #366 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
wow you're arrogant. that's not how it is at all. you have no understanding of the american economy because you've never lived here.
#379 to #368 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
oh contrair i grew up in cali and spent time living in ohio, idaho new york state not city. i had 4 years in your school system and despite being an honours student i cant get a job anywhere in europe because no one outside of the us accepts these ****** qualifications. they are worth jack to everyone accept america. everything i said is true because i have seen it happen. only place i havnt lived is the south but judging by the way the rest of you act about the south thats the bad part
User avatar #383 to #379 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
so then i assume you were homeless and obese and blamed it on america? what made your time so bad? and was this four years of high school or four years of higher education? because America actually has some of the top universities in the world.
#389 to #383 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
i went to stanford for 4 years and got a masters. no im not obese or homeless but i saw so many fat people more than anywhere i have ever been. especially children, it was horrifying. everyone there is so aggressive and rude and barely speak english. everyone has the attitude that i was lucky to be there and i wasnt, electronics are behind most of europe and doubly so for asian countries and if you do find somewhere up to date its massively over priced. i lived in towns where they had to have white postman for white areas and black postman for black areas. **** me south africa isnt that bad! to summarise i found it racist violent ignorant intolerant insular to the highest degree and the worst drivers i have ever seen. and i have driven in paris and london. im so glad i left. unfortunately i have to go to DC on business soon so im praying i dont have to speak to too many americans whilst im there
User avatar #390 to #389 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
ok i've decided that you're trolling because this is the most delusional stuff i've ever read.
#397 to #390 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
must be false because its negative. if you ever have disposable money or time. travel. live somewhere else like britain or australia or new zealand or anywhere in the top 20 or son countries by standard of living and you will see. in fairness its not all bad there, it was a pig to watch world sports but i love nba, lebron is the best as are heat and the coming together as like tenacious d coming together in tpod. believe me my friend, its not the best, youre just told it is so you dont leave. thats why qualifications mean dick outside of us, they dont want to train you so you leave. have a nice day
User avatar #404 to #397 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
no one ever said it was the best, but its certainly not a hellhole filled with rudeness and fat. im not rich, but i still live comfortably and your view of many american institutions is way off. i doubt you actually have a masters from stanford because that takes a bit more than four years of schooling so i don't know why you're being so elitist just because you're unsocial
#412 to #404 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
i had two years prep course at cambridge as well as 2 years of high school in the US. i understand its hard to see because its the opposite of everything you have been told. i dont expect you to take my word but if you ever meet a forienger and are close enough friends with them to be honest aout america dont expect it to be good
User avatar #436 to #412 - newmainman (01/12/2013) [-]
I've had friends from Mexico and Canada who have told me the States are amazing.
User avatar #413 to #412 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
so what you're saying is foreigners have a better idea of what it's like in the US than people who live in the US...
#426 to #413 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
yeah because they have something to compare it to whereas you do not. you cant say its good or bad if you have never experienced anything else
User avatar #429 to #426 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
so now you're saying that i have to live in multiple countries to have pride in my country? look, im not disagreeing with you because of what i've been "told" to believe: based off my own experiences, America is a great place to live and if you couldn't appreciate it, then that's you're problem, not America's
#438 to #429 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
im saying exactly that, america is outright awful, butpeople in impoverished countries like it there because its what they know. i liked usa before i went, even after a holiday it was ok but living here is terrible. usa radiates paranoia and violence. if youre too stubborn to see its short comings then the system works perfectly. enjoy the 'freedom'
User avatar #623 to #438 - cleverguy (01/12/2013) [-]
ok you have got to be trolling me now. America is far from impoverished. and who are you to tell me how my standard of living is? Im not paranoid, violent, or brainwashed, but it kinda seems like you are. Im not too stubborn to see shortcomings, but im not just going to lay down and let you tell me that the USA is on par with third world countries. Its simply not true and I have no idea how you've cultivated these opinions.
User avatar #309 to #255 - TittyCinnamon (01/12/2013) [-]
america has a 99% literacy rate
#294 to #255 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
every country owes money to other countries, america is just a huge ass country
User avatar #354 to #294 - Shramin (01/12/2013) [-]
Who is Norway in Debt to?
#289 to #255 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
I'm prepared to take red thumbs for this, but he has a point. China has triple our population, and nobody would survive a nuclear war. Furthermore, our economy's not in shambles, but we could make it a lot more efficient, and I'm not terribly proud of many of our restrictions on civil liberties.

That being said, the part about not winning anything since the Civil War was a load of **** and I sincerely hope he's trolling.
#358 to #289 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
the only wars won since then are ones you took part in. ones where the war was basically won when you joined like the world wars and all the ones you started you lost. 'NAM and korea for example
#622 to #358 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Korea was a stalemate, not a loss, and that's only because China intervened against us. Victories in wars we didn't start still count if we're critical to success, as was the case in the Pacific theater of World War II.

Also, you overlooked the Spanish-American War, which we started and won. You could say we were just intervening in Cuba's war for independence, but the end result affected countries that had nothing to do with that initial conflict; by the same logic, you would have to say that Russia, France, and Britain's World War I victory didn't count because they were just intervening in an Austro-Hungarian conflict.
User avatar #307 to #289 - toosexyforyou (01/12/2013) [-]
you're an anon why do you care about thumbs. anyways he's completely wrong and it's sad that people think like that
#333 to #307 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
because my mother never loved me
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#276 to #255 - princesssluna (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh. I'm really sorry. I didn't know we were as weak as the third world countries. Excuse me while I go to Africa, and starve to death.  Because you know, it's as weak as America.  And are economy is TOTALLY the worst in the world.  I should go hop the border into Mexico and live there.  Hey, they're government is corroded with undercover drug mules and mafia members, but at least it isn't America!!!   
   
Please do your research.  Yes, America isn't #1, but we definitely aren't last.
Oh. I'm really sorry. I didn't know we were as weak as the third world countries. Excuse me while I go to Africa, and starve to death. Because you know, it's as weak as America. And are economy is TOTALLY the worst in the world. I should go hop the border into Mexico and live there. Hey, they're government is corroded with undercover drug mules and mafia members, but at least it isn't America!!!

Please do your research. Yes, America isn't #1, but we definitely aren't last.
#299 to #276 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
#1 in military superiority and tech
if you think about it our military is incredibly efficient
#367 to #299 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
efficient at taking years upon years to squash rebels not even a real army dumbass
User avatar #279 to #271 - prozmbieeater (01/12/2013) [-]
Knock Knock
Who's there?

FREEDOM, BITCH
#270 to #255 - xozonex (01/12/2013) [-]
Shut the 						****					 up. No one cares about what a useless little anon has to say about our freedom-ridden country.
Shut the **** up. No one cares about what a useless little anon has to say about our freedom-ridden country.
#267 to #255 - luckodairish (01/12/2013) [-]
**luckodairish rolled a random image posted in comment #2715385 at MLP Friendly Board ** That's cute.
#357 to #267 - tazze ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
is it me or those legs don't fit that body?
is it me or those legs don't fit that body?
#311 to #267 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
FAP FAP FAP
#260 to #255 - sladex (01/12/2013) [-]
I'm just going to leave this here
#257 to #255 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Go back to the motherland ya ****** commie
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#420 to #250 - davidavidson ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Very accurate.

It was a good **** storm at that
#281 to #250 - totbros (01/12/2013) [-]
That reminds me of the Evil Dead
#249 - byposted (01/12/2013) [-]
Freedom thread? Freedom thread.
#318 to #249 - snaresinger (01/12/2013) [-]
So... Instead of a legitimate thread, you just comment to your own 						****					, and instead of making any reasonable satire, you post loads of gore.
So... Instead of a legitimate thread, you just comment to your own **** , and instead of making any reasonable satire, you post loads of gore.
#247 - exclamation (01/12/2013) [-]
Dead economic policy race, reporting in!
#237 - munchyman ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
**munchyman rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at This guy is awesome **
**munchyman rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at This guy is awesome **
User avatar #241 to #237 - freakaleak (01/12/2013) [-]
wat
#236 - ShyRogue (01/12/2013) [-]
America, bro.
#240 to #236 - beefking (01/12/2013) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #71 at Seems Legit... ** this is the ultimate power!
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#308 to #233 - cmcghie (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, good luck with becoming Muslim Majority countries in 20 years.
#393 to #308 - lordofo (01/12/2013) [-]
It won't happen in Denmark. Maybe in Sweden and Norway.
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User avatar #230 to #227 - snakefire (01/12/2013) [-]
Typo =/= Grammar Issue
User avatar #221 - luckybastard (01/12/2013) [-]
the problem with small things is that they get in your eyes and is ******* irritating
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#218 - bitchpleaseshutup (01/12/2013) [-]
glorious nord master race
#556 to #218 - froggets (01/12/2013) [-]
Glorious ever-thing-in-one race :D
#323 to #218 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
neanderthal master race?
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#213 - roofeeoh (01/12/2013) [-]
as an american I can tell you with confidence that america's size is WAY too big in this comic for this to be reality.... y'know.... cuz of how china is dominating us economy-wise and everything
User avatar #228 to #213 - alfjnn (01/12/2013) [-]
China is worse off.
They're closing factories left and right because they're running out of oil, and they cook their books a lot, much of what they say about their economy is just out right impractical.

Not to mention their hardliners lose more support day after day.
User avatar #277 to #228 - luckodairish (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if we were to witness the balkanization of the PRC within our lifetime.
User avatar #292 to #277 - alfjnn (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh no Doubt.
Just look at Tibet.

PRC is destined to fall apart.
#223 to #213 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
it isnt yet, but it is predicted too.
personally i think the baby limitations will put them in the situation we are in now, with lots of healthcare and social security costs and little working class.
#226 to #223 - roofeeoh (01/12/2013) [-]
oh boy... well it seems fj doesn't agree with me here. I'm not an expert on the subject but I know we're currently in a recession (although not as bad as a couple years ago). AND we rely on China for quite a bit, trade-wise. AND, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't we in a pretty steep debt with China at the moment?
#291 to #226 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
we were supposedly back on the incline and then we fell over the fiscal cliff.
User avatar #229 to #226 - alfjnn (01/12/2013) [-]
No.
Most of that debt is unpaid pensions, and debt to American citizens.

Yes, we are in debt to china, but it isn't as much, we're mostly in debt to foreign investors and private businesses.
#232 to #229 - roofeeoh (01/12/2013) [-]
Ah I see. themoreyouknow.jpg. I need to pick up a newspaper more often.

User avatar #234 to #232 - alfjnn (01/12/2013) [-]
Just Watch RT, you'll be fine.
****** free.
#224 to #223 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Actually, you got billion dollar debts to them, I'd assume that to be dominating you.
User avatar #256 to #224 - maskedhippo (01/12/2013) [-]
most of the US debt is to places other than china. It's spread out.
User avatar #204 - SilverK (01/12/2013) [-]
omg dis bitch came up to me da other day and culled me a hoe i was abut 2 slp a btch
User avatar #261 to #204 - idoliam (01/12/2013) [-]
You're a hoe.
User avatar #208 to #204 - whalefister (01/12/2013) [-]
this is the new sexual reference guy
#191 - willysbilly (01/12/2013) [-]
If both my parents are swedish but I was born in america, does that make me the ultimate master race?
If both my parents are swedish but I was born in america, does that make me the ultimate master race?
#207 to #191 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Nope, it makes you a triple faggot!

1. You are a faggot for being a Swede.
2. You are a faggot for being an American.
3. You are a faggot for even asking.

-Sincerly a European Dane who is not (unlike others) confused about his nationality.

P.S Scratch that, you are a quintuple faggot, I forgot Swedes are triple faggots to begin with.
#231 to #207 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
**** you, strange danish person. You can only voice your opinion on the internet because no one understands danish. Seriously, it's a ******* mess. People understand me better when I talk with a mouth full of food.
#193 to #192 - willysbilly (01/12/2013) [-]
Alrighty then, glad that was cleared up. Back to being inferior
#181 - angrynorwegian ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #184 to #181 - welshdrag (01/12/2013) [-]
only one?
User avatar #190 to #184 - angrynorwegian ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
Shhh don't tell anyone!!! The swedes are going to have a field day if they figured it out D:
User avatar #177 - chubberbrother (01/12/2013) [-]
Actually ghost lore is much more popular in China. Many conspiracy theorists think it is because there is a chemical in America's water supply that suppresses a special nerve above the nose called "the third eye". It obviously isn't the scientific name but since the Egyptian period they cut out the third eye of the pharaohs and put it on display. The theorists maintain that the chemical stops the third eye from working. This is why children are more prone to seeing ghosts.
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