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#939 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, get funnyjunk more publicity, that will get rid of the cancer. We need more people using emoticons and le funny faces.
Why should I vote for you anyway? Because you use funnyjunk? Maybe you should write why you DESERVE to go to space more then the other competitors, not try to buy the cancer off by saying that you will hold a sign saying funnyjunk. I bet that going to space has been the dream of them all, you do not deserve the votes that you have gotten here, you popularity whore.
#938 - envinite (01/12/2013) [-]
If OP win, please do at least 10 weirdest **** like ******* a jelly pony ******** while eating a roasted corn with orange flavor with sperm sauce.

Then let the alltimetens guy (on comments #804) make the video of "Top 10 weirdest **** people do in the outer space".
User avatar #936 - pivotmasterdm (01/12/2013) [-]
This will go down in internet history. SUCK OUR DICKS, /B/!
#946 to #936 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
You think they would vote for some faggot who promises to hold up a sign saying /b/?
They would vote the ****** down if it would be possible, since they dont need anymore cancer.
Also, implying that /b/ gives two ***** about funnyjunk or some faggot that got voted to go to space.
User avatar #948 to #946 - pivotmasterdm (01/12/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#957 to #948 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh, wow, you are so funny and original. An ancient copypasta ironically from /b/, you really are cancer, arent you.
User avatar #937 to #936 - iamwilldabeast (01/12/2013) [-]
No reason to hate on /b/ :)
User avatar #944 to #937 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (01/12/2013) [-]
true, but then again... /b/ never sent a man to ******* SPACE before
#967 to #944 - jonlajoieismylife (01/12/2013) [-]
No bitch, they've sent a ******* toad to space.
User avatar #935 - owmyballsack (01/12/2013) [-]
i find it hard to believe that axe could actually send someone to space...they cant even make a cologne that lasts longer than 5 minutes. but good luck OP, you better ****** deliver
#934 - hockeynerd (01/12/2013) [-]
Damn FJ - He's up 2900+ to 400+
#926 - skinless (01/12/2013) [-]
well what the 						****					 you're name so people can know if you passed 23 and don't vote for some other guy
well what the **** you're name so people can know if you passed 23 and don't vote for some other guy
User avatar #928 to #926 - User (01/12/2013) [-]
Probably Will Goodrich.
User avatar #927 to #926 - iamwilldabeast (01/12/2013) [-]
My name's in the link at the end Will Goodrich :) thanks
User avatar #931 to #927 - User (01/12/2013) [-]
Wow you a small lead on everyone else.
User avatar #930 to #927 - skinless (01/12/2013) [-]
alright thanks, always ******* forget to read the description
User avatar #932 to #930 - iamwilldabeast (01/12/2013) [-]
Oh no worries man, i'm just glad to have your votes, thanks a lot :)
#924 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
This was actually one of the only begging posts I actually went through with. I wish you luck sir, that's cool as **** . I'll feel so cool if I'm part of sending a man to space. Take my vote and my thumb. God bless your soul and **** **** up.
User avatar #929 to #924 - iamwilldabeast (01/12/2013) [-]
Thanks a lot Anon! It would really be a dream come true
User avatar #963 to #929 - TwistedBamboozler (01/12/2013) [-]
sorry not an anon. it was me, just really drunk. I hope you bode well! god speed
#923 - satexas (01/12/2013) [-]
Am I seriously the first one to post this? We're seriously lowering our standards here.
Am I seriously the first one to post this? We're seriously lowering our standards here.
User avatar #925 to #923 - ThpiderMan (01/12/2013) [-]
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!
#920 - flange (01/12/2013) [-]
We must begin it;s construction.
#918 - trevo (01/12/2013) [-]
It's always been a dream of mine for 2 women to use their tits combined to give me the best wank job ever but you don't see me asking funnyjunk to send me money for two big breasted prostitutes.
User avatar #916 - artvandelay (01/12/2013) [-]
Replace the sign with a dickbutt and i'll vote.
#914 - taila (01/12/2013) [-]
God-...God damn it Funnyjunk.
#942 to #933 - taila (01/12/2013) [-]
I laughed so 						*******					 hard.
I laughed so ******* hard.
User avatar #921 to #914 - ThatDamnCow (01/12/2013) [-]
His page says he graduated elementary school in 2010, why is that an accomplishment?
#911 - tommygunntyler (01/12/2013) [-]
if anyone is being sent to space
its this ************ right here
#910 - anonymous (01/12/2013) [-]
Wow, you post this and everyone is on board to help. I post something and all I get is "we aren't your personal army."
User avatar #909 - steamloler (01/12/2013) [-]
but whats your name....
User avatar #915 to #909 - makethingsworse (01/12/2013) [-]
His name is Will Goodrich. His name is Will Goodrich. HIS NAME IS WILL GOODRICH. HIS NAME IS WILL GOODRICH!
User avatar #908 - danyoung (01/12/2013) [-]
Ready, dude, good luck. c:
User avatar #906 - cuff (01/12/2013) [-]
you don't get to go to space
User avatar #905 - zacharlfreeman (01/12/2013) [-]
You have my vote good sir.
User avatar #903 - michaeldemoin (01/12/2013) [-]
Everyone start voting for Steve Deku. He is an old guy that im sure really wants this more than anything else. its cool that we got one guy to space but Two would be great. the program says Two people get to go so Vote Steve Deku!!!
User avatar #1119 to #903 - shaddz (01/12/2013) [-]
hes not old thats not him in the picture
User avatar #1321 to #1119 - michaeldemoin (01/12/2013) [-]
ooh well i looked him up on facebook he is trying REALLY hard for this. i would give it to him over either of the retards in the bunny suit/banana suit.
User avatar #1323 to #1321 - shaddz (01/12/2013) [-]
true
#902 - TittyCinnamon (01/12/2013) [-]
**TittyCinnamon rolled a random image posted in comment #189167 at Pokemon ** so you're number one right now i guess?
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