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#5 - tkfourtwoone
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"Just let me come in for a moment"
"Alright, but only for a minute"
*cheeky* "A minute is all I need"
"Indeed..."
"Uh.... that came out wrong"

Ezio got trolled so hard by Cristina I laughed my ass off when I first heard it.
#13 to #5 - anon
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When you first meet Uncle Mario:
"Excuse me, but who are you?"
"You don't recognize your uncle? It's a me, Mario"
#7 - turlough
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.... the nostalgia .... you know ... I helped birth him by pressing (X)
#1 - deezknuts
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it's interesting how the graphics looked almost real to us back when this first came out, but now ac3 has graphics that would make you **** in your fathers mouth
#3 to #1 - spermking
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graphics nowadays are way past looking "real"

they're more HD than real life
#6 to #3 - Xepheros
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Yeaaaaah. No. No they're not.
#30 to #6 - spermking
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#26 to #3 - gengetsu
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Try looking to the side of a window. You might rethink what you said.
#29 to #26 - spermking
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i was exaggerating bud



#46 to #29 - gengetsu
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I tend to take things seriously, just in case.
#171 to #46 - spermking
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taking things seriously on the internet aye?

regardless, i was making fun of the fact they do so much detail on a persons skin and features in games that you dont even notice in a person in rl.

thats what my joke was on "More real" than real life.
#185 to #171 - gengetsu
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Yeah I understood the joke. And I've always been bad at distinguishing seriousness from sarcasm and sometimes irony, so I feel like assuming someone's serious is the safest thing to do.
#17 to #3 - cshp
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#100 to #1 - spacestalin
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bitch, please
>when this thing came out, I crapped my pants at how incredibly real megatron looked
#65 - herefortheporno
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Does anyone remember when his Uncle Mario came out and saved Ezio's sorry ass and he's all like   
   
"Don't you remember me?"   
"No."   
"IT'S-A ME. MAAAAARIO."   
   
Also AC dump.
Does anyone remember when his Uncle Mario came out and saved Ezio's sorry ass and he's all like

"Don't you remember me?"
"No."
"IT'S-A ME. MAAAAARIO."

Also AC dump.
#104 to #65 - bighairyfart
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i cried when he said that
#124 to #65 - angelmatvey
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****, what's that gif from? That was my exact reaction when I found out you could do that
#90 to #65 - DisTurbdKanYE
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fukin love 2 best friends
fukin love 2 best friends
#67 to #65 - herefortheporno
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#68 to #67 - herefortheporno
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#106 to #68 - bighairyfart
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everyone... message nintendo & ubi. now.
#99 to #68 - Bobtheblob
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#94 to #68 - chaoscustoms
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I would play this game till it the disk shattered into a million tiny pieces and I need to buy a new console.
#95 to #94 - herefortheporno
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You don't know how much I can relate.
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#72 to #70 - herefortheporno
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Mother of ****, that gif.
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#96 to #78 - herefortheporno
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Also this gif. Forgot this one.
Also this gif. Forgot this one.
#108 to #96 - gordonnodrog
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This is the only one I got
#115 to #108 - herefortheporno
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You are welcome to save everything of mine.
You are welcome to save everything of mine.
#16 - fishinyourface
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#31 - thechosentroll
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Oh, I haven't seen an Assassins' Creed post in ages.
#12 - immortalfear
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#86 - butterisgood
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#53 - unbentgodfather
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#27 - Visual
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Ezio is best Assassin.
#33 to #27 - anon
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You spelled Altair wrong.
#40 to #33 - arearea
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**** that   
Altair was raised form birth to be an assassin-he didnt have any option in it   
Ezio was an assassin by choice, he could of just be like, "**** it, this guy gets away with killing my family"   
No, he trained himself and defended the creed till timely death   
   
Also, Altair couldnt even swim, i mean, the ****!
**** that
Altair was raised form birth to be an assassin-he didnt have any option in it
Ezio was an assassin by choice, he could of just be like, "**** it, this guy gets away with killing my family"
No, he trained himself and defended the creed till timely death

Also, Altair couldnt even swim, i mean, the ****!
#42 to #40 - imnotmanbearpig
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Ezio did the whole batman avenge his family thing.. but I think we can all agree Conor sucks.
#44 to #42 - basichaharemix [OP]
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I actually liked Connor...
I actually liked Connor...
#54 to #42 - drainbramage ONLINE
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I didn't really catch it in the game. What was Connor's drive to be an assassin?
#57 to #54 - barstoolninja
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Charles Lee Burned his village, killing his mom then magical ancient space people told him to go be an assassin.
#55 to #54 - anon
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Templars burned down his tribe and killed his mom and stuff. And he was all, "Imma be an Assassin cause lol"
#92 to #40 - elitejerkz
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Altair could probably swim anyway, it says when they have the animus 2.0 that they fixed a glitch that caused desynch when you fell in water
#85 to #33 - arcadianprince
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I guess I'll just copypasta a comment I made a long time ago, as it's completely relevant to this situation.

Both were fantastic Assassins, who impacted the world in ways that, ironically, the world will never even know about. But look at the personalities of each one. Altair, later in the game, because wizened. But during the majority of the game, he was a selfish, arrogant, headstrong, prideful ass.
Ezio was arrogant at times as well, and he did things motivated out of revenge instead of the greater good, but he was always more careful. He was more prone to plan things, to go in carefully, to take out his targets with as little collateral damage as possible. In my humble opinion, Ezio will always trump Altair. I feel he was not only a superior Assassin, but a superior person as well.
I also feel Ezio was just all around more skilled. He was the leader of the largest organization in both Rome and Constantinople at the time; the Assassins Guild. I think that being that leader, and earning his power and status taught him a lot of things. Things that Altair didn't have the opportunity to learn as early as Ezio did. Again, both were fantastic Assassins.
TL;DR I think Ezio is better because reasons.
#184 to #85 - anon
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Whats up with the Picture?
#136 to #33 - vampireinarm
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you spelled Waldo wrong
#21 - nim
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I hated Connor. Ezio was my favorite by far.
I hated Connor. Ezio was my favorite by far.
#25 to #21 - ROADHOUSE
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Connor is a faggot.
#47 to #21 - pedomuhammed
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you spelled altair wrong
#56 to #21 - jurple
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connor was a badass. his story honestly focused waaaaaaaay to much on the time period. which i felt was kinda like..boring, imean when i bought it i was looking for a fictional story mixed with a bit of history but not a full on history lesson. ezio's flowed together flawlessly but in a fight of ezio against connor.....connor would dominate the **** out of ezio. he'd be dead before he had the chance to say something witty to connor.
#98 to #56 - nim
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Connor wasn't a real assassin, he didn't care about the order I found. But Haytham was a great character.
#36 to #21 - myrtille
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Why are people thumbing you down? Connor QQ'd too much. He was always such a dick to Achilles.
#43 to #36 - butchagottacallnow
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Keep in mind Connor was just a kid.
#49 to #43 - myrtille
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I don't care. I never would have treated somebody who gave me so much that way. Achilles taught Connor everything he knew. He didn't have to help at all, but he did, even after all his hope was gone, he mustered up the strength to be a mentor and partly a father to Connor. It irritated me to no end when Connor expected him to hop off of his walking stick like a damned super hero and try to do more. He was an old man...he deserved to rest.
#71 to #49 - finni
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Although I agree with you, I think Achilles was kind of annoying sometimes, but Connor was much more annoying.

I liked the gameplay better in AC3 than in AC2 but I liked the story in AC2 way much more than in AC2
#80 to #71 - myrtille
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Old people are allowed to be annoying. They're old.
#83 to #80 - finni
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True, true
True, true
#103 - shazmothree
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I think Assassin's Creed is a pretty cool guy. He assassinates Templars and doesn't afraid of anything.
#112 to #103 - gordonnodrog
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You mean Ezio?
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#121 to #113 - gordonnodrog
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I really don't get it, man
#146 to #121 - shazmothree
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#123 to #121 - angelmatvey
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It's just a joke, kind of a copypasta
#144 to #112 - dustyshane
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The original was "I think Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything".

When he said "Halo", he means Master Chief of course, so instead of this guy saying Ezio, he said the name of the game.
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#81 - oopsmapoops
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and then he was all derp.
#82 to #81 - basichaharemix [OP]
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While he was all your move bitch
#41 - wilfredfanforever
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#116 - lolomgwtfxd
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Oh god, you don't know how happy I am to not see that BURRN.jpg at the end.
Oh god, you don't know how happy I am to not see that BURRN.jpg at the end.

#127 to #116 - basichaharemix [OP]
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I hate that picture too
#32 - basichaharemix [OP]
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Can't we just like all of the assassins?
#35 to #32 - myrtille
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The Pazzi weren't assassins though...they were Templars.
#61 to #35 - LaBarata
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You spelled 'cunts' wrong...
#38 to #35 - basichaharemix [OP]
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I'm mostly referring to the people arguing over who the best assassins are in the comments.
#58 to #38 - lordaurion
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Etzio is best assassin because he actually has a personality..
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#149 to #130 - paladinhunt
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**paladinhunt rolls 14** if dubs, I turn alpha for 24 hrs.
#150 to #149 - paladinhunt
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nooooo....
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do it faggot
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I did, I still wish it was a permaban though....
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Delete it anyway, faggot.
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