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User avatar #47 - extremeturtlfetish (01/11/2013) [-]
*sigh* this shit again, ok heres how it goes, since there is a spike in searches "lolita" at image fap, the big boys in the feds will notice and most likely not due anything, your still an fj "virgin" if you havent fallen in the synical trap like lolita or one like it, trust me i frieked out first time
#106 to #47 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
You know it's not actually reported to anyone, it's just a joke.
User avatar #59 to #47 - MudkipTomislav (01/11/2013) [-]
Oh god... the language.
User avatar #45 - yoogily (01/11/2013) [-]
i went to the website and typed that in, not knowing what it was..does this mean that i could get arrested? i didnt even know what that shit was!!!! thank god it didnt let me view it!!
#99 to #45 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
its a total farce. The date is meant to be accurate, the time wasy WAY off, and the IP Address wasnt even right. You dont have anything to worry about, and if you get arrested just say that you were unaware of what the content was, and that you saw it on FJ, you ahve tons of witnesses. Have a nice day :D
User avatar #48 to #45 - mynameisnotmike (01/11/2013) [-]
Yes. The van is on its way!

But seriously though, It's just a scare tactic. You should be fine.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yoogily (01/11/2013) [-]
Well jesus fuck that did the trick! XD
User avatar #50 to #49 - mynameisnotmike (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah It's known as a "trolling technique" which happens to people a lot specifically at image fap so they know it's usually just from people getting tricked into typing it.
#44 - asterael (01/11/2013) [-]
I think of the fashion when someone says lolita though...

pic related it's my dream dress
User avatar #42 - nyuORlucy (01/11/2013) [-]
im fine cause im behind 7 proxies
#154 to #42 - catzombie (01/11/2013) [-]
Why exactly are you behind 7 proxies?
User avatar #74 to #42 - linkDrkguy **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
So it took you like 5 minutes to post a comment?
#32 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
>mfw niggers try to play innocent in comments

I go their on the reg because I have an imagefap gold account. You mad?
User avatar #34 to #32 - kinglobster (01/11/2013) [-]
gold? what are you gay? if you get a platinum account like me, every page is lolita and the fbi sends me a check every month.
User avatar #36 to #34 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
How does it feel to suck old cock, buddy? I know the owner of imagefap. We jack off to lolita on the weekends at his penthouse. He gave me a free subscription to his DayCare acc where a bus full of blind children are shipped to my house every month.

Don't even pretend like you lift.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kinglobster (01/11/2013) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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#140 to #37 - princessfagola (01/11/2013) [-]
m nat inucent yo' sup im gunna beat ya' come at me brawh
User avatar #39 to #37 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#71 to #39 - BlockinYoAss (01/11/2013) [-]
Wtf did I just read?
Wtf did I just read?
#88 to #71 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
Battle of The CopyPasta: Funnyjunk Edition
#63 to #39 - iammeto (01/11/2013) [-]
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#28 - thorpool (01/11/2013) [-]
....to the site and have my ip logged lmao Can someone who has done it post a screenshot? I'm curious as to what comes up
....to the site and have my ip logged lmao Can someone who has done it post a screenshot? I'm curious as to what comes up
#73 to #28 - Kalkazar (01/11/2013) [-]
Here's what I found. I've removed my own IP from the image, but it's the same font so you know what it looks like.
User avatar #110 to #73 - zoidz (01/11/2013) [-]
On the off-note how many icons do you have on your desktop!?
#270 to #110 - Kalkazar (01/12/2013) [-]
I'm estimating a metric fuckton. Whenever I go on the internet by the time I'm done I've clicked and dragged a bazillion pictures to my desktop. I'm going to sort them soon, and probably throw most of them out. But yea.
User avatar #83 to #73 - appleyjack **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
what is the asacp anyways?
#85 to #83 - Kalkazar (01/11/2013) [-]
It's the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection. You can look it up online if you want.
Also, don't worry, I contacted the head of the ASACP trying to get my IP removed from their list, and he told me it wasn't real.
User avatar #52 to #28 - defeats (01/11/2013) [-]
Judging from the comments it's child pornography.
I will not be looking at it either, that said, I am far out of reach of the American FBI dogs.
#31 to #28 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
do it for yourself. gain the exp.
#301 to #31 - thorpool (01/12/2013) [-]
I would, but I'm already level 100 Bunny
I would, but I'm already level 100 Bunny
User avatar #27 - Bohya (01/11/2013) [-]
The page has been locked, that's all. That American FBI organisation has no power here.
User avatar #25 - ITDOITDO ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Haha I saw this on 4chan years ago, fell for it needless to say. Still gets people I see lol.
#22 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
OH FUCK.... FUCK YOU FUNNYJUNK!!!! NOW IM RECORDED AS A CHILD MOLESTER WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?

Seriously though, does anyone know how to reverse this ip log thing? I really dont want to be labeled a child molester...
#24 to #22 - noneckcomics ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Shut up anon.
User avatar #19 - tomokikun (01/11/2013) [-]
It is banned in my country..
User avatar #21 to #19 - churrundo (01/11/2013) [-]
are you turkish?
User avatar #298 to #21 - tomokikun (01/12/2013) [-]
I'm actually from Norway,-
User avatar #26 to #21 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Not really I just ate
#86 to #26 - ArcticYak (01/11/2013) [-]
That is by far the funniest comment I have ever seen on the internet.

Feel proud.
User avatar #46 to #26 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
Ha!

not evn stalking you on purpose
#56 to #46 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
stop following me
#57 to #56 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
fine.

see if I care.
#58 to #57 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
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#60 to #58 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
DON'T USE MY OWN GIFS AGAINST ME
DON'T USE MY OWN GIFS AGAINST ME
#61 to #60 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#64 to #62 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
#66 to #65 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
best animals ever
best animals ever
#67 to #66 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
better than you
better than you
#69 to #67 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
the fuck djoo say blood?
#70 to #69 - cupcakedevourer (01/11/2013) [-]
Last sloth one.
These were in my 'Hitler and Sloths' folder.
#72 to #70 - BrayBoy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I love these mother fuckers
#17 - bigfatmeany (01/11/2013) [-]
WELL FUCK
#16 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
soooo much newfags in the comments
#14 - tjmwatton (01/11/2013) [-]
who's the adult in the picture though? do not get.
#29 to #14 - Khasim (01/11/2013) [-]
Moot, the founder of 4chan. Also thumbed you up for asking an honest question to this bunch of elitist jerks.
#33 to #29 - chiefderpington (01/11/2013) [-]
Not to be a dick back mate, but i think its because its right at the bottom of the picture
#40 to #33 - tjmwatton (01/11/2013) [-]
those 'o's could be 'p's, and that doesnt helf i have no idea who 'moot' is in the first place.
User avatar #20 to #14 - drponderable (01/11/2013) [-]
I didn't realize that my mom was a giant-ass crisp.
User avatar #41 to #20 - tjmwatton (01/11/2013) [-]
pay more attention then you little bitch
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#30 to #20 - Ekans (01/11/2013) [-]
Here ya go
User avatar #23 to #20 - millenia (01/11/2013) [-]
Now I crave for a head-sized crisp. tyvm.
#15 to #14 - quantumsalad (01/11/2013) [-]
m00t you twit
#12 - Kalkazar (01/11/2013) [-]
God damn it
Okay, so no one else falls for it, your IP is recorded as a child molester
#11 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
God fucking damnit you piece of shit.
User avatar #10 - TheRealRickJames (01/11/2013) [-]
Someone post a picture of the the Naughty Guy from Courage the Cowardly Dog, because he looks like him.
#13 to #10 - metalkprint ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
here you go.
#9 - N. Korean citizen (01/11/2013) [-]
Thought it was gonna be a funny Japanese girl, so I searched. You motherfucker.
User avatar #8 - thepheonixking (01/11/2013) [-]
what the fuck is it
User avatar #7 - patrickmiller (01/11/2013) [-]
Better save this link in-case police stuff happens
#160 to #7 - catzombie (01/11/2013) [-]
Worst thing that's gonna happen is police tell ur parents, and they get pissed at you for searching up CP.
#6 - jburgs (01/11/2013) [-]
Unfortunately this what Charlie Bucket really looks like today
User avatar #35 to #6 - HordeyWordey (01/11/2013) [-]
Smashing
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