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User avatar #108 - lordalpha (01/11/2013) [-]
Little
Old
Lady
In a
Tank-like
Automobile
User avatar #105 - TheOriginalNerd (01/11/2013) [-]
damn it got me
User avatar #98 - desdemona (01/11/2013) [-]
On a side note, the book Lolita is so mind twisting, you actually feel sorry for the paedophile at one point
User avatar #261 to #98 - mikegarrova (01/12/2013) [-]
I read it and it is... pretty disturbing. I think it's very sad when he visits her some years later.
User avatar #107 to #98 - andalitemadness (01/11/2013) [-]
At many points I would say.
#102 to #98 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
the book is actually critically acclaimed and it attacks pedophilia more than anything but then the internet got a hold of it
User avatar #109 to #102 - desdemona (01/11/2013) [-]
The internet tends to burn and pee on intellectual things
User avatar #92 - KevinPutt (01/11/2013) [-]
I'me guessing CP stands for child porn, based on comments...What is Lolita? I'm just learning. (DON'T JUDGE ME)
User avatar #138 to #92 - ivoryhammer (01/11/2013) [-]
Lolita is a book about a man and a little girl, and the guy is a pedophile, it's actually a pretty good book, and it attacks pedophilia more than endorses it. It somehow got turned into meaning a young girl in mostly anime that is made to be sexually attractive.
#141 to #125 - KevinPutt (01/11/2013) [-]
Thirteen.
User avatar #95 to #92 - murdershy (01/11/2013) [-]
I believe it's the anime equivalent to CP but it isn't considered CP.
User avatar #93 to #92 - KevinPutt (01/11/2013) [-]
*I'm...
*Loli....?
i'm clueless
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#91 - dontrixster **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #90 - tazze (01/11/2013) [-]
I knew I had seen the guy in the post before
I knew I had seen the guy in the post before
#81 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
What was that other thing you could do..?

Was something like " google images: " and the thing u had to google was something like " uuu54321uuu" or smthn. Shows a whole lot of "CP" and **** ... goggle wtf (anyone remember wut u had to google? wanna troll my friends
#78 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
THAT WAS THE BEST FAP EVER
User avatar #77 - coasterfreak (01/11/2013) [-]
so many newfags in the comments
User avatar #76 - noobuser (01/11/2013) [-]
uu54321uu



Google it
#134 to #76 - reddeadtroll (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #119 to #76 - faggotishshit ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Will anything actually happen if i put that on Google?

I already did btw, and that's the strangest ******* **** i ever seen on google.
#118 to #76 - suckmyballss (01/11/2013) [-]
I searched it, can I actually get in trouble? Its my first time having something like this happen to me because I normally just browse FJ and these things don't normally happen. Will I actually arrested or put on the FBI's cp list? Sorry if I sound like a newfag but I'm honestly worried.
User avatar #133 to #118 - wbossint (01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, not to be a complete and total newfag, but did i just coax myself into a snafu by searching that **** ?
#135 to #133 - suckmyballss (01/11/2013) [-]
Seriously, did I? I'm 16 and I can't get my parents in trouble. Come on, help me out.
User avatar #171 to #135 - ihasapie (01/11/2013) [-]
Just explain to the police people on the internet told you to search it...Quite sure they will belive you, as about 50 people just searched it. (From this thread)
User avatar #147 to #135 - BigBallSack (01/11/2013) [-]
If you were smart you would've used a proxy or tor at least. I can't say much, but Google always knows your IP and what your search to say the least. And your ISP records all the sites you visit anyways, so there shouldn't really be any problem since there's a huge mass of people searching this anyways...

Chill out.
#149 to #147 - suckmyballss (01/11/2013) [-]
I didn't know it was CP, and I wasn't thinking at the time. It was stupid enough not to use a proxy but hey, at least I know now.
User avatar #139 to #135 - wbossint (01/11/2013) [-]
I know, I am asking the same question as you.

And I am in the exact same situation.
#144 to #139 - suckmyballss (01/11/2013) [-]
viewing it won't get you sent to prison. But if you download it or distribute it then thats what lands you in the feds hands. I think we're safe.
#143 to #139 - suckmyballss (01/11/2013) [-]
I've searching yahoo answers about how they accidentally viewed CP, they said that's your most likely not to get in trouble unless you've saved it or have loads of CP in your computer.
#148 to #143 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
NO. SHUT THE **** DICKNESS DUALITY OF NITROGENOXICUS
#130 to #118 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
You're ****** ...
User avatar #115 to #76 - trollwoopnazi (01/11/2013) [-]
Why so many ******* faves WHAT THE **** FJ
#111 to #76 - guiguito ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
no, just n BLHARRRRHSGHSHGRHGHSGTHGSHRGH
no, just n BLHARRRRHSGHSHGRHGHSGTHGSHRGH
#104 to #76 - rorypond (01/11/2013) [-]
the fact that 7 people have favorited this is sad
#75 - hypex (01/11/2013) [-]
For all of you.

1. dont try this...
2. this DID work the way it would seem about 2+ years ago, there where pages of pages filled with CP and Loli
3. this is where 90% of /b/'s cp comes from
#68 - waaw (01/11/2013) [-]
People still fall for this
User avatar #54 - viciousvendetta (01/11/2013) [-]
Thanks OP!
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User avatar #47 - extremeturtlfetish (01/11/2013) [-]
*sigh* this **** again, ok heres how it goes, since there is a spike in searches "lolita" at image fap, the big boys in the feds will notice and most likely not due anything, your still an fj "virgin" if you havent fallen in the synical trap like lolita or one like it, trust me i frieked out first time
#106 to #47 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
You know it's not actually reported to anyone, it's just a joke.
User avatar #59 to #47 - MudkipTomislav (01/11/2013) [-]
Oh god... the language.
User avatar #45 - yoogily (01/11/2013) [-]
i went to the website and typed that in, not knowing what it was..does this mean that i could get arrested? i didnt even know what that **** was!!!! thank god it didnt let me view it!!
#99 to #45 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
its a total farce. The date is meant to be accurate, the time wasy WAY off, and the IP Address wasnt even right. You dont have anything to worry about, and if you get arrested just say that you were unaware of what the content was, and that you saw it on FJ, you ahve tons of witnesses. Have a nice day :D
User avatar #48 to #45 - mynameisnotmike (01/11/2013) [-]
Yes. The van is on its way!

But seriously though, It's just a scare tactic. You should be fine.
User avatar #49 to #48 - yoogily (01/11/2013) [-]
Well jesus **** that did the trick! XD
User avatar #50 to #49 - mynameisnotmike (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah It's known as a "trolling technique" which happens to people a lot specifically at image fap so they know it's usually just from people getting tricked into typing it.
#44 - asterael (01/11/2013) [-]
I think of the fashion when someone says lolita though...

pic related it's my dream dress
#32 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
>mfw ******* try to play innocent in comments

I go their on the reg because I have an imagefap gold account. You mad?
User avatar #34 to #32 - kinglobster (01/11/2013) [-]
gold? what are you gay? if you get a platinum account like me, every page is lolita and the fbi sends me a check every month.
User avatar #36 to #34 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
How does it feel to suck old cock, buddy? I know the owner of imagefap. We jack off to lolita on the weekends at his penthouse. He gave me a free subscription to his DayCare acc where a bus full of blind children are shipped to my house every month.

Don't even pretend like you lift.
User avatar #37 to #36 - kinglobster (01/11/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
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#140 to #37 - princessfagola (01/11/2013) [-]
m nat inucent yo' sup im gunna beat ya' come at me brawh
User avatar #39 to #37 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
I don’t give a **** who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your ******* life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much ******* pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a ******* back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a **** how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many ******* guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll ******* show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the **** out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a ******* heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my ******* car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could ******* destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great ****** length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing ******* hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll ******* resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
#71 to #39 - BlockinYoAss (01/11/2013) [-]
Wtf did I just read?
Wtf did I just read?
#88 to #71 - Womens Study Major (01/11/2013) [-]
Battle of The CopyPasta: Funnyjunk Edition
#63 to #39 - iammeto (01/11/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#43 to #39 - vomitjar ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
#28 - thorpool (01/11/2013) [-]
....to the site and have my ip logged lmao Can someone who has done it post a screenshot? I'm curious as to what comes up
....to the site and have my ip logged lmao Can someone who has done it post a screenshot? I'm curious as to what comes up
#73 to #28 - Kalkazar (01/11/2013) [-]
Here's what I found. I've removed my own IP from the image, but it's the same font so you know what it looks like.
User avatar #110 to #73 - zoidz (01/11/2013) [-]
On the off-note how many icons do you have on your desktop!?
#270 to #110 - Kalkazar (01/12/2013) [-]
I'm estimating a metric ******* . Whenever I go on the internet by the time I'm done I've clicked and dragged a bazillion pictures to my desktop. I'm going to sort them soon, and probably throw most of them out. But yea.
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#83 to #73 - appleyjack **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#85 to #83 - Kalkazar (01/11/2013) [-]
It's the Association of Sites Advocating Child Protection. You can look it up online if you want.
Also, don't worry, I contacted the head of the ASACP trying to get my IP removed from their list, and he told me it wasn't real.
User avatar #52 to #28 - defeats (01/11/2013) [-]
Judging from the comments it's child pornography.
I will not be looking at it either, that said, I am far out of reach of the American FBI dogs.
#31 to #28 - pasiusquotum (01/11/2013) [-]
do it for yourself. gain the exp.
#301 to #31 - thorpool (01/12/2013) [-]
I would, but I'm already level 100 Bunny
I would, but I'm already level 100 Bunny
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