Don't want a money? Don't get a job. Want to get fired to your non-existent job? Don't show up. Don't wanna get married? Don't. You don't need to have kids. Just don't follow fashion, wear whatever the hell you want. Don't walk on the pavement, but have good luck walking anywhere because, in case you haven't notice, the world is covered in it. Don't want to watch TV? Don't. Don't obey the law, go ahead. See where that gets you. Don't save for your old age, and be fucked when you have to pay for medication, bills, and you can forget leaving money behind to help pay for your funeral. I know that you didn't make this image, at least I'm sure that you didn't, but I'm not yelling at you. I'm yelling at every idiot that actually thinks that this image is something that is smart to follow.

I posted this same thing and got massively thumbed down :(

That's because it's bullshit.

That scene never came off as suggestive to me before, but now I see it.

Its funny because its BJ...

my parents don't give a fuck, as long as we're either quiet, or when no one's home

They probably would, but I'd never let my girlfriend get within hearing range of my mother. That bitch already embarrased me in front of every friend I have. Intentionally.

My girlfriends parents are completely fine with me sleeping with her in her bed at her house (Mind you we've been dating for over 2 years), but at my house, my mother would slit my throat if she woke up and found my girlfriend sleeping in my bed with me. It happened once and she wouldn't get over it for like a month.

Considering my dad thinks im gay because I cant pick up girls Its not much of an issue for me.....

My mom used to let my girlfriends sleep over, and she didn't mind me getting laid so long as I had protection.

I say used to because I'm in college now and no longer living with her.
Thought I should clear that up.

Nope! If there was some sort of emergency reason like a huge storm outside making it too dangerous to travel or something, maybe, but in separate beds in separate rooms on separate floors.

I therefore conclude that parenting is greatly influenced by culture. If me and my gf would share a bed for the night, our families would flog her, then stone her to death. It is a custom.

My ex moved in with me and my dad. We have sex all the time... but no my girlfriend isnt allowed to sleep over currently

Allow? No. Still snuck her in though.

She has stayed 2 times...and there were no problems

My mum didn't like my brother bringing home random girls to sleep with, but she didn't have much problem with my long-time girlfriends. Didn't care at all by the time I was 18. (NZ)

Actually I think it might be common in europe but I am not 100% on that.

pic unrelated, just found it and that it was cool.

One time my mom saw me sharing a blanket with my girlfriend and she flipped a tit.
So, no my parents would not allow it.

i feel your pain... my gf's grandma wouldn't let us sit within 6 inches of each other because apparently the white stereotype in the philipines, that we get women pregnant and leave them.... o and that american men made the same sex noises/random phrases in porn lmao

lol I'm from the Philippines.

But that's what really happens most of the time regardless of nationality. Teen couple gets too liberated; girl gets preggers; young man still has dreams and ambitions; young man leaves girl; girl becomes single mom.

thing is though I'm not that kind of guy and not in that situation... I know how to use condoms and they arent exactly expensive here(i've heard its really expensive there) And also i don't look like some scumbag guy who has no respect. I was more than respectful and actually helped her brother out alot when he first came here. whenever a filipino guy comes over (not related) they are like OMG HIII!!! Her relatives tried to find her suitors when i first started going out with her too lol.. and then when I come over and all i got was a mean look and glare. At one point i just flipped a shit on them and left. Ever since then they been nicer but still. The wierd part was that the father liked me right from the start lol...

Condoms cost about three for a dollar here. hehe. Always bring food when you drop by their house. It's a custom that shows caring and concern for the family. Pizza is okay.. Also, always make "mano" to her parents and older relatives. Reach out for their hand, hold their fingers lightly, then touch their knuckles to your forehead. They will smile and nod in approval if you do this. Pic related, its a child performing a "mano".

the first time I went over to my girlfriend's house, (this was before we were dating) I had my feet in her lap because my feet were cold... her dad thinks I'm a sex crazed teenager, and that I'm using her, all because of the way we were sitting on a couch.

Are you American?

yea im american and well i do the mano thing to the uncle since the rest of the relatives dont want to feel "old" lmao and well all these problems were well over with like a year and a half ago and it didn't matter if i brought food alot of times they didnt like what i brought but still it bothers me that i had to go through that bs. They thought my family would do that to my gf and instead they accepted her with open arms. After that the closer relatives/older family members felt horrible.

It's good to know everything turned out alright. Filipinas make good wives. I wish you the best of luck,

I don't get it. Someone explain?

God damnit you got me on that one

you are seriously over doing it man. But that one worked

holy fuck I lol'd