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#818 - bugsbob ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the sound of all my gunfire.
#858 to #818 - reretheawsome
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(01/11/2013) [-]
thats what the kids at sandy hook said...
thats what the kids at sandy hook said...
#840 to #818 - dishie
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(01/11/2013) [-]
fukn stpd
#819 to #818 - fcuknheck
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(01/11/2013) [-]
What guns?
#817 - pineapplepeople
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well duh, hobbits are chill as ****.
#814 - tsaotermaster
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**tsaotermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #45281 at Music ** America's Face When.
#811 - qwermy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
New Zealand: the only nation in the world recognizing a constitutional right to have sex with sheep.
#816 to #811 - bugsbob ONLINE
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You're thinking of Wales.
#846 to #816 - PolarFroster
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(01/11/2013) [-]
No, no, it's legal in New Zealand too.
#810 - shazmothree
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Well ya obviously they're #1. Ever since Frodo destroyed the one ring and destroyed the dark lord Sauron Middle Earth has seen great freedom
#809 - ukuleleofvengeance
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(01/11/2013) [-]
flight of the conchords is my favourite thing from new zealand
#836 to #809 - muchosgustaman
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I went to the same school as Bret Mckenzie. He was in the year above me.
#895 to #836 - ukuleleofvengeance
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(01/11/2013) [-]
did he say any hilarious things to you?
#1018 to #895 - muchosgustaman
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(01/11/2013) [-]
He was that sort of guy who was really into music, drama and was bloody good at it too. He and I were sort of friends, and I remember he was always really quick witted and often didn't know when to keep his mouth shut. He got in trouble for answering back a lot.
#808 - alfjnn
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(01/11/2013) [-]
TOO BAD NEW ZEALAND IS LOCATED THREE QUARTERS OF A MILE FROM THE SUN.


Seriously. A WHOLE LOTTA GOOD freedom's gonna do you when everything on your island is barbecues and sheep.

Free to what?
Free to ******* leave.


Ring Ring!
Who's That?
America's Calling.

Glory to our Grand Empire.

inb4 Butthurt American.

It's my ************* right to be butthurt.
#852 to #808 - waterbottlemanboy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Why the red thumbs? This was brilliant!
#861 to #852 - alfjnn
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Thank you, I appreciate the sentiment.
#863 to #861 - waterbottlemanboy
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You're very welcome, sir.
#839 to #808 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
three quarters of a mile from the sun?
#830 to #808 - nadastress
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Comment of the day!
#862 to #830 - alfjnn
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(01/11/2013) [-]
No. 1 Comment with -12 Thumbs get.
#807 - Yesitsme
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#799 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Can you own a gun? Merica.. **** yeah.
#804 to #799 - DJKitty
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(01/11/2013) [-]
if you live in america you can own MUCH less guns than before
#813 to #804 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Um, nope. Literally no gun law changes have been put in effect. None have even passed
#815 to #813 - DJKitty
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I do believe many guns have been banned
#826 to #815 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Maybe 20 years ago you could say that, but gun laws have yet to change in the last few years.
#796 - Spikeydeath
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(01/11/2013) [-]
how is new Zealand
#800 to #796 - barabajagala
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Sunny at the moment, but it might rain - Dunedins like that.
#821 to #800 - Spikeydeath
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I'd totally become a dual citizen of the US and NZ
#798 to #796 - dragonette
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(01/11/2013) [-]
a lot of sheep
#795 - zombehhh
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(01/11/2013) [-]
i'd still rather live in america.
#784 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
An Aaaaalbatrossssssssss. My Delores left me for an Aaaaalbatrossssssss. Excuse me, is this where cockaroach cross dressers anonymous meets? (From A Wish for Wings that Work)
#781 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Not only did you just copy this from reddit, but you also gave it a crap title.
#776 - Laddie
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**Laddie rolled a random image posted in comment #139585 at Ponyville **

Welcome to the freedom club, New Zealand.
#770 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Hi there. I don't mean to sound like a troll, but if there's any New Zealanders on right now, could you educate me on your gun laws? I've been looking to move.
#1069 to #770 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
The strong gun laws is a good reason we have such strong freedoms. We dont have xray machines in schools or cops frisking you that often. ****, I can go almost anywhere. The cops dont carry because no one else does, so when **** goes down it rare for people to get shot.
#841 to #770 - muchosgustaman
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You have to acquire a license, can't openly carry on, I think you can get a permit but I'm not sure, and you can only really get them for hunting, so it's mostly shotguns and handguns.
#801 to #770 - barabajagala
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(01/11/2013) [-]
The guns laws here are good. You're not allowed to carry one in the street and can only own one for hunting.
#820 to #801 - CannonFodder
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(01/11/2013) [-]
And even then there are restrictions on the gun types the a permitted for hunting use
#788 to #770 - muhamidallea
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You wanna move and the only thing you are concerned about is the gun laws, you are either a troll or an idiot. If you are an idiot the gun laws are pretty tight you have to have a gun licence all guns have to be registered and you will be randomly checked by the police for any breach in your agreement. eg No gun safe.
#792 to #788 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I've already made my decision to emigrate. It was a final detail. There's no need for name calling.
#769 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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(01/11/2013) [-]
This picture just about sums up the impending, if not, passed *********.
#767 - thatissogross
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#765 - sissywoo
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(01/11/2013) [-]
FACT: There are more bald eagles in Newfoundland, Canada,   
   
Than in the Entirety of the United States, despite it being the national bird.
FACT: There are more bald eagles in Newfoundland, Canada,

Than in the Entirety of the United States, despite it being the national bird.
#803 to #765 - barabajagala
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(01/11/2013) [-]
FACT : There are more tigers in America than in the rest of the world, by virtue of zoos and Mike Tyson.
#785 to #765 - angelmatvey
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(01/11/2013) [-]
FACT: There are more lions in Africa then there are in Great Britain, despite it being the national animal

Darling, it's all about the spirit of things
#775 to #765 - jickya
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(01/11/2013) [-]
thats because we needed to kill them in order to harvest certain parts of their bodies in order to make nukes during WWll. that doesnt count
#786 to #775 - angelmatvey
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(01/11/2013) [-]
FACT: nukes are made of the digestive enzymes of bald eagles. So every time you drop a nuke, America sends its regards
#760 - gammajk
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(01/11/2013) [-]
>post about america
>700+ comments 16 hours in
never change funnyjunk
#757 - christanych
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(01/11/2013) [-]
**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #2417366 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic ** reminded me of braveheart
#759 to #757 - christanych
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#758 to #757 - christanych
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