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User avatar #25 - nadastress (01/10/2013) [-]
Two countries I would move to ; Iceland and New Zealand
#23 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
it just says human freedom, not kiwi. The kiwi race is enslaved and used as a workhorse for the population, cruelly beaten at the hands of their master with nobody to defend them
User avatar #35 to #23 - spamalope ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
I must move to New Zealand and save those cute motherfuckers
User avatar #599 to #35 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Theres a Kiwi center near where I live(In New Zealand) where they are practically worshiped like gods, you can go to a dark enclosure where you see them walking around its awesome.
User avatar #633 to #599 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Is New Zealand cool? I've thought of moving there before, it always sounded cool.
User avatar #636 to #633 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I love where I live but ive only just turned 18 and havnt done much traveling to other countries, Ive only been to Aussie, Fiji and New Caledonia. But during the summer at the beach its so amazing.

Last year I went on a trip through the south Island in a helicopter and went skiing, it was breath taking
User avatar #638 to #636 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Mhmm....so I've been looking at some pictures of nature there and t looks fucking awesome. What would you consider the average temperatures to be?
User avatar #642 to #638 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Depends on where you live, theres two main islands the north one is a lot warmer and I live there
User avatar #643 to #642 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I take it you live on the Northern, seeing as you went skiing on the southern
User avatar #646 to #643 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
I said I did haha, but you can go skiing in the north but its not as good
User avatar #648 to #646 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah... New Zealand has zorbing right?
User avatar #652 to #648 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Yea Ive done it, its awesome. Luckily I didnt go off the side of the mountain like those russian guys
User avatar #655 to #652 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Just read up on that. Besides that it's pretty safe, right? Because it looks awesome.
User avatar #661 to #655 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
Ohh you mean zorbing? haha sorry, yea where I did it you just go down a hill not up on a precarious mountain
User avatar #703 to #661 - spamalope ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
User avatar #658 to #655 - BroadSword ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
What do you mean by safe? Like crime or animals or what? Its safe in both
#37 to #35 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
Not even Slenderman knows suck evil.
User avatar #40 to #37 - spamalope ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
I love you kiwis
#38 to #37 - smallestmouth (01/10/2013) [-]
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#70 to #16 - spacedunk (01/10/2013) [-]
And now America has Free Speech zones. What progress they've made.
#11 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
wasnt Australia a prison?
#12 to #11 - bravojim (01/10/2013) [-]
a penal colony but before independance so was the US
#21 to #12 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Wrong. America was never a penal colony you fucking retard.
#48 to #21 - bravojim (01/10/2013) [-]
The british used to send convicts over their so it kind of was. The reason they started sending them to australia was because they lost the 13 colonies
User avatar #57 to #48 - chiefboss (01/10/2013) [-]
i thought it was just Georgia.
#201 to #57 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
it was more then that a larger population was settlers seeking religious freedoms more then prisoners
#13 to #12 - bravojim (01/10/2013) [-]
also that says new zealand
#18 to #9 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Congratulations on taking German scientists and work on rocketry to get there. Your people are something to be proud off. (being a smug cunt swings both ways mate)
#212 to #18 - highjayster ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
And yet were the only people to put a person on the moon
#26 to #18 - dafogman (01/10/2013) [-]
Congratulations on taking things too fucking seriously!

I thought this place was called FUNNYjunk.

Relax, take a breath, and find something to fap to. You'll thank me later.

Here is a pic to help smooth over the American/German relationship.
User avatar #108 to #26 - grosstactics (01/10/2013) [-]
Family Guy is an American T.V. show...
User avatar #15 to #9 - riotshieldman (01/10/2013) [-]
and to do with the fact that the whole moon landing was hoax in the first place...
User avatar #29 to #15 - ronyx (01/10/2013) [-]
The earth flat too nigga? because there are some niggas out there who truly believe it's flat.
#14 to #9 - ponkodonko (01/10/2013) [-]
planted there via the help of german minds
#186 to #14 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Would you mind telling my why said German minds weren't in Germany?
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User avatar #574 to #8 - spartusee (01/11/2013) [-]
Stupid other country person. Generalizing entire populations.
User avatar #433 to #8 - CapnInterwebz (01/10/2013) [-]
Yes, each and every one of us believe that we are the only nation with freedom on the planet

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User avatar #222 to #8 - defender (01/10/2013) [-]
Stupid human generalizing about an entire nation based on what a few people say
#178 to #8 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Country was founded with freedom as a very prominent idea in mind. Which is why those themes are present in things like our national anthem.

Nobody actually said we're the only free country.
#60 to #8 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Who ever said that?
#47 to #8 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
I find it quite offensive, They clearly stole the whole Freedom Idea for themselves from the Scottish settlers, and now Ironically, Scotland's got absolutely none.
User avatar #43 to #8 - CRosBY (01/10/2013) [-]
Whats up with the anti American sentiment, run out of shit to hate in your own countries?
User avatar #33 to #8 - sammyjankiis (01/10/2013) [-]
Well that is an ignorant comment. At no point in this post did it say Americans think they are the only ones with freedom.
User avatar #10 to #8 - thalfak (01/10/2013) [-]
Countries in Europa like Denmark even got rid of slavery as the first, which would mean freedome way longer before America :P
#457 to #10 - screwinz (01/10/2013) [-]
europa is one of jupiters moons.... didnt know they had slavery
User avatar #1046 to #457 - thalfak (01/11/2013) [-]
Sorry I spelled it wrong, I must be the first to ever spell something wrong on the Internet, I know it's called Europe, I must've exchanged it with "Europa" which is how you spell it on my main language
User avatar #435 to #10 - CapnInterwebz (01/10/2013) [-]
Whereas countries like Spain and Portugal built their economy upon it
#215 to #10 - highjayster ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
America was founded on RELIGIOUS freedom, why does nobody understand that, jesus
#334 to #215 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh yeah because the colonists during the revolution were all shouting "WHY WONT YOU LET ME WORSHIP JESSSSUUUUUUUS!!!"

No, the point of the revolution was Britain was doing whatever they wanted with the colonies and the colonists didn't have a say or anybody to represent them. They were ignored so they called for a new government.
User avatar #253 to #215 - hardtuner (01/10/2013) [-]
religious freedom?
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User avatar #119 to #10 - ailer (01/10/2013) [-]
I assume English is not your first language and I just wanted to correct you in one little detail: "Europe" is the continent and "Europa" is Jupiter's moon. Sorry for any inconvenience, I'm trying not to sound like a smartass, just wanted to let you know.
#1213 to #119 - thalfak (01/12/2013) [-]
<mfw I get tons of replys on one or two mistakes
User avatar #244 to #119 - TheAmericanCheese (01/10/2013) [-]
In German, Europa is how you say Europe.
User avatar #1049 to #244 - thalfak (01/11/2013) [-]
And Denmark, I made a silly mistake..
User avatar #121 to #119 - thalfak (01/10/2013) [-]
Misspell would be the excuse, dunno why I even doubted if it was Europe or not, I've been using that for ages. But all things aside, I see no problem in you correcting me :p
But I maybe have made one or two mistakes while writing this, I don't see the problem as long as people understands it all.
User avatar #128 to #121 - ailer (01/10/2013) [-]
I guess you are right, I don't know why it bothered me a bit so I just wanted to let you know, have a nice day.
User avatar #1054 to #128 - thalfak (01/11/2013) [-]
And a nice day to you too
User avatar #115 to #10 - sammyjankiis (01/10/2013) [-]
fuck off american hating cunt cunt
#514 to #115 - tbombrtwo (01/10/2013) [-]
you're really not giving america a good name with comments lke that
you're really not giving america a good name with comments lke that
User avatar #567 to #514 - sammyjankiis (01/11/2013) [-]
Fuck off
#598 to #567 - tbombrtwo (01/11/2013) [-]
This is why i hate being american. Just calm done dude. Why do you care what people on the internet say about something that does not harm you in anyway?
User avatar #123 to #115 - thalfak (01/10/2013) [-]
If you're from America, then that's a reason to I'd dislike them, but to be honest I have nothing aginst them, just putting the truth out there. Beside's I have family over there so no point of me hating the country. I may dislike the way they decides to handle things, healthcare for example.
#19 to #10 - elchimpanc (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #19 - thalfak (01/10/2013) [-]
Are you talking about spelling or something else? Because it is typed correctly.
#30 to #20 - BerryLicious ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Dude... It's not...
User avatar #111 to #30 - thalfak (01/10/2013) [-]
Are you following me? O_o
#166 to #111 - BerryLicious ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Not intentionally I assure you.
And it really is spelled "freedom" bro. Have a duck.
User avatar #1052 to #166 - thalfak (01/11/2013) [-]
Probably went for the high voted comment? ;) Anyway I don't need a duck but thank you
#6 - chromefile (01/10/2013) [-]
I declare war on new zealand
#31 to #6 - BerryLicious ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Let me welcome you bro
#1188 to #31 - chromefile (01/11/2013) [-]
After hours of research i have concluded that i can defeat that by *wait for it* stepping upon it.
User avatar #822 to #31 - CannonFodder (01/11/2013) [-]
We don't have those in NZ...
#5 - drakthaal ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
danm it new zealand why you gotta bump norway down to second place that ain't cool freedom was kind our thing man.
#572 to #5 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
The dutch were second followed by hong kong...
#1027 to #572 - drakthaal ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
then we got kicked long down the list we were ranked 1st last year if i'm not terribly mistaken.
#3 - tacomanofthenorth (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah... freedom.
#2 - alkonius (01/10/2013) [-]
Well looks like we need to drop some freedom bombs on our on soil as well. Take out the corrupt government and get back on New Zealand's level
#647 to #2 - saladtongsofdeath (01/11/2013) [-]
wut? i think you just accidentally the sentence
User avatar #270 to #2 - wiredguy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Actually, the original reasoning behind American citizens having such lax weapons laws is so that, should the government ever become corrupt, the people can be amply prepared to launch a rebellion an restore proper democracy.
Makes sense, doesn't it?
User avatar #284 to #270 - giblets (01/10/2013) [-]
That's true! (But doesn't really matter in the context of his joke)
User avatar #640 to #284 - wiredguy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
"drop freedom bombs on our own soil"
"take out the corrupt government"

I don't see how it could honestly be more relevant...
User avatar #1187 to #640 - giblets (01/11/2013) [-]
It's relevant, doesn't mean that it matters
User avatar #1189 to #1187 - wiredguy ONLINE (01/11/2013) [-]
What exactly do you mean by "matters".
Of course it doesn't matter, it was just an interesting point.
The joke doesn't "matter", nor does the content, nor does the site.
I'm very confused as to exactly what you're getting at.
#221 to #2 - highjayster ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
Look like we need to drop some spelling bombs too
#34 to #2 - oosskkyy (01/10/2013) [-]
i got you bro
#882 to #34 - boydaranga **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
Nice watermark....

Bah fuck, it's still funny isn't it?!
#1082 to #882 - oosskkyy (01/11/2013) [-]
yeah, sorry haha
#1 - yoloswaggins (01/10/2013) [-]
I bleed hobbits and shit sheep, I am.. KIWI MAN!
<3 NZ chur.

pic semi-related.
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