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#5 - jayberayme **User deleted account**
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#236 - Warzonebeta
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I haven't had a break up in a good 8 years....since thats how long I have been single and the one that got away, well got away.   
*sigh* My life is a pit of self hate and masturbation occasionally interceded by massive rage at people online for being stupid.   
.....Well at least I have you guys, who I consider the closest thing to friends since you have always been there. Like a cancerous lump that I may or may not name FIdo or Regina and draw a face on.   
   
Sorry for wasting your time gentlemen and trolls, have a nice day.
I haven't had a break up in a good 8 years....since thats how long I have been single and the one that got away, well got away.
*sigh* My life is a pit of self hate and masturbation occasionally interceded by massive rage at people online for being stupid.
.....Well at least I have you guys, who I consider the closest thing to friends since you have always been there. Like a cancerous lump that I may or may not name FIdo or Regina and draw a face on.

Sorry for wasting your time gentlemen and trolls, have a nice day.
#254 to #236 - anon
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(01/14/2013) [-]
**** you
#237 to #236 - nyancatforever
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**nyancatforever rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at 10 reasons ** I know dat feel
#224 - superfreakdude
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Me at night after seeing my girlfriend.
Me at night after seeing my girlfriend.
#148 - raigen
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(01/11/2013) [-]
>Date a girl since 3rd grade.
>Love her and do everything right.
>She breaks up with me in 6th grade
>was over the phone
>Cry.
>Realise that through the relationship she actually wasen't that that great.
>Be fine.
>Never have annother Gf.
>Don't give a ****.
MFW
#161 to #148 - cheastnut
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(01/11/2013) [-]
had girlfriend from 3rd - 6th grade   
>decided that she was a bad date    
>never dated again
had girlfriend from 3rd - 6th grade
>decided that she was a bad date
>never dated again
#138 - thebronykindthree **User deleted account**
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#144 to #138 - deltoraquest
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(01/11/2013) [-]
until you do have to but for now you get to keep your victory
#145 to #138 - themanwithnoplan
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Yes and no.
#111 - tombombadil
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You just explained the last week of my life. Curse you...
#154 to #111 - zven
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(01/11/2013) [-]
You and me both, friend. It's a bad time now, but it won't be bad forever.
#155 to #154 - tombombadil
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(01/11/2013) [-]
I'm over it emotionally. My penis has some choice words to say about it though...
#159 to #155 - zven
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I wish I was that lucky... I don't mean to be a wallowing prick or anything, but this girl was my damn dream girl. We dated for two and a half months and the first month was fantastic, but for the last month and a half, she started backing away from me because I got accepted to college in New York and we live in Illinois (I'm a senior, she's a sophomore). I asked her why she wasn't being as affectionate and she said she lost attraction for me and dumped me about a week ago. Still feel like **** and no amount of porn can fix it for me. I've tried.
Sorry for long read.
#163 to #159 - tombombadil
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(01/11/2013) [-]
That's oddly similar to how my girlfriend and I broke up. Don't worry, college will be like a sea of women.
#164 to #163 - zven
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I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months before I ship out to NY, though, and I'm at an all-guys high school. My female contact is very limited and I want to have fun senior year, y'know?
#168 to #164 - tombombadil
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Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
#173 to #168 - zven
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Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
#82 - lamarisagoodname
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(01/10/2013) [-]
:(
:(
#42 - furiousstorm
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(01/10/2013) [-]
This is the internet, none of us have girlfriends unless you have the amazing willpower to get off the computer for 3 minutes
#27 - leetroll
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(01/10/2013) [-]
i got dumped monday.... :(
#29 to #27 - flange
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#30 to #29 - leetroll
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best part? that was the first day back to school -.-
#32 to #27 - robeandwizardhat
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These feels should help numb the pain. Best of luck.
#34 to #32 - taintedangel
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(01/10/2013) [-]
No you fool, you'll just make hime feel worse!!!
#47 to #34 - matthewfjr **User deleted account**
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#33 to #32 - leetroll
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(01/10/2013) [-]
I played through emi, hananko, lilly the week before getting dumped

I HAVE NO FEELS LEFT D':
#87 to #33 - brettyht
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(01/11/2013) [-]
play rin, forget shizune. she is a bitch.
#89 to #87 - leetroll
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(01/11/2013) [-]
yea i heard hers was very lack luster except her dad and the chair sex :p
#91 to #89 - brettyht
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...okay, the chair sex was nice.

But i mean, if you want an actually good story, rin first. Shizune isn't too good really. Misha honestly has a better story than shizune, and she isnt even a major character
#43 to #32 - bitchcake
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got dumped on monday aswell, so downloading this now ^^
#88 to #43 - leetroll
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I liked emi and hanakos path, lilly has alot of feels :p
mondays are the best eh? ^.^
#90 to #88 - bitchcake
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Seems like it . ^^ Great start for another ****** week.
#93 to #90 - leetroll
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(01/11/2013) [-]
sounds like every week lately, exams soon too -.-
#97 to #93 - bitchcake
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at least u still have school left ^^
#101 to #97 - leetroll
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meh, its just mostly something to do during the day...
plus i see my ex and that asshole guy shes with now... still debating whether its worth punching him :/
#245 to #101 - bitchcake
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Punch him? Hm... dumping someone first day of the week and having someone new before the week is over - sound pretty much like she deserves a punch instead.
#253 to #245 - leetroll
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(01/13/2013) [-]
guess i just gotta find someone worth my time instead of a chick like that...
#70 to #32 - giygasman
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I don't understand how this helps. It's like you haven't been in a relationship. I sounds to me that your just being a weeaboo.
#2 - darkeco
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(01/10/2013) [-]
**darkeco rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at how i react to bandits ** mfw i dont got a gf so no break up....
#203 - roflzaur
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(01/11/2013) [-]
mfw after a breakup
mfw after a breakup
#194 - greatcornholio
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Man people's social lives are so interesting, and I'm just sitting here masturbating.
#221 to #194 - xxospreyxx
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#229 to #221 - anon
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(01/11/2013) [-]
The sad part about this .gif is watching it after you've just heard the story of Phineas Gage.
#167 - nettogrof
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Currently dating a girl. She is amazing, but we aren't in love yet but I think if we gave it time we could get there. I treated her the best I could and it seems to have worked, she seemed to like me a lot as well. Today, we discussed college. She plans to move out of state for college and I plan to stay. We've discussed this before with my first reaction being "Wow... then we would be wasting our time dating if we just end it when we go off to college" (her being a Senior and me a Junior) Up to this point from the last time we talked about college, I tell her. I would be willing to do a long distance relationship. Shes happy about that. I text her after we are done hanging out and tell her how I feel about her, how she is one of the most amazing-est girls I have ever dated and hoped she felt somewhat similar. I get this text from her about 10 minutes later "I like you too, but I don't see us having a future together right now." Killed me.   
Been talking to her since, seems like a break up in imminent.
Currently dating a girl. She is amazing, but we aren't in love yet but I think if we gave it time we could get there. I treated her the best I could and it seems to have worked, she seemed to like me a lot as well. Today, we discussed college. She plans to move out of state for college and I plan to stay. We've discussed this before with my first reaction being "Wow... then we would be wasting our time dating if we just end it when we go off to college" (her being a Senior and me a Junior) Up to this point from the last time we talked about college, I tell her. I would be willing to do a long distance relationship. Shes happy about that. I text her after we are done hanging out and tell her how I feel about her, how she is one of the most amazing-est girls I have ever dated and hoped she felt somewhat similar. I get this text from her about 10 minutes later "I like you too, but I don't see us having a future together right now." Killed me.
Been talking to her since, seems like a break up in imminent.
#179 to #167 - bushingenna
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That gif reminded me of why I liked funnyjunk so much. I would always think that fj's content was getting suckier and suckier, but now I remember the truth. It wasn't the content that made me laugh, it was the comments section. Thank you
#197 to #167 - Asatdave
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Long distance works. Tough, but works. Been dating a girl for 4 years now, 3 years all spent apart. It's not too far, southern US to Ontario, Canada. Tough, but extremely rewarding. Also, if she's acting like that to you, maybe she just doesn't feel too strongly about you, and you'd be wasting your good heart on a not-so good girl. Go find someone willing to take as much time and effort to be in a committed relationship as you are.
Long distance works. Tough, but works. Been dating a girl for 4 years now, 3 years all spent apart. It's not too far, southern US to Ontario, Canada. Tough, but extremely rewarding. Also, if she's acting like that to you, maybe she just doesn't feel too strongly about you, and you'd be wasting your good heart on a not-so good girl. Go find someone willing to take as much time and effort to be in a committed relationship as you are.
#177 to #167 - nitsuan
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If this is your only chance for her then don't let it pass you up! Things like this aren't exactly a "come and go" scenario. Good luck!
If this is your only chance for her then don't let it pass you up! Things like this aren't exactly a "come and go" scenario. Good luck!
#149 - commanderbunbun ONLINE
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i am the one who requested this be made! i feel like OP's dead beat father who left him as a child

funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4338509/Mfw+people+don+t+like+my+content/81#81

so, can i barrow a few thumbs? i'll pay you back, you know i'm good for it. son!
#152 to #149 - doctorhorrible [OP]
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(01/11/2013) [-]
My father did leave when i was a child. Thanks for being the better person in life
#238 - auesis
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Been single for years, and thank god - I can't be bothered for that ****. It's not like the gene pool is missing anything from me - oh boy, another procrastinating chronic masturbator!
#181 - marinepenguin
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(01/11/2013) [-]
Just got dumped by my first girlfriend on Monday. We dated six months. Thanks for reminding me of this. I'm actually more angry about the way she broke up than actually not dating her.
#188 to #181 - nyehsquidward
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I'm sorry, but
cool story bro
#193 to #188 - marinepenguin
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It's not like it wasn't at least a little related. The content was about breakups.
#232 to #193 - misticalz
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How'd she broke up?

My bitch of an ex sent me this ON FACEBOOK:

Her: "Hey wanna see a magic trick?"

Me: "Sure c: "

Her: "Poof! You're single"

I have no idea why she couldn't have been a nice person about it.
#233 to #232 - misticalz
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How'd she break up with you? ***
#235 to #233 - marinepenguin
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She texted me saying the classic line, "I love you, but I'm not IN love with you", and she said she felt like we were more like best friends because we wouldn't do anything physical, even though she was the one who didn't want to do anything like that. And this was after dating 6 months.
#240 to #235 - misticalz
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Sucks man. I was dating mine for 9 months. We were really in love though. Until she had cyber sex with a guy from the US on my Birthday. My trust level went down, and she never ever told me anything. Which made it even worse. She was texting a guy from our school constantly "Oh I love you _____" That ******* cunt was using his depression and self-harm to gain access to her. She was a self harming, anorexic, person too, so she had this ******* soft spot for it. That made it even more worse. I had no trust for her. and it was all her fault. I still feel like **** most of the time and I used to have depression a couple months ago. I still think I do have it. but it's a lot less. ;-;
#243 to #240 - marinepenguin
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That's worse than my situation. I have gotten over mine pretty fast and I don't feel weird about her, but I am mad about how it went down because she didn't respect me enough to tell me what was really happening. The only advice I can give you is that you should think of yourself as better for not having her around anymore. Realize that being single gives you more freedom and time with true friends that won't leave your side for anything.
#247 to #243 - tomob
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ill tell you my story probably not as bad as you guys but still soul crushing :( been dating this girl for year and a half or so 3 days before christmas breaks up with me. not surprised she has been acting odd around me for past month not really wanting to hang out or have sex. i introduced her to my school friends way back when we started dating they got along really well and she hung out with us a lot which was nice couldnt have asked for anything more it was perfect. the brake up went something like this we met up and she told me that she didnt feel the same way about me anymore wasnt sure how she felt towards me and was breaking up with me i still love this girl to bits so im heart broken. but anyway christmas hollidays pass and we go back to school i still have lots of feels for her. back at school she still hangs around my friends im not really sure why she is there but anyway whatever try to be friendly see how that goes dosent go well she feels awkward around me not sure why wont tell me but i dont keep trying to talk to her she just gives me one word answers. find out yesterday she is dating one of my old friends that left school this guy is a dirt bag with a silver tong he has cheated on 5 maybe 6 girls and only cares about sex she wont listen and is sure he is a nice decent guy and flat denies that he cheated on anyone even though she has only known him for a year or so. so im left here seeing the girl i love everyday but not being able to talk to her watching her float around with this asshole not knowing how badly she is going to be hurt
#248 to #247 - marinepenguin
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That situation is waaay worse than mine dude.. As hard as it will be, wait until she gets hurt. Then she should tell you what happened. Don't tell her, I told you so, just listen and be there for her. If she gets hurt let her know that you still care, and you want to make her feel better.
But your old friend has changed and makes her happy, be happy for her and move on as best you can.
#249 to #248 - tomob
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i wish i could :L she talks to my friends about this guy in front of me on and its just so horrible to hear and im trapped there listening to it because if i leave and stop hanging around with my friends i will lose them
#250 to #249 - marinepenguin
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If they're really your friends then walking away from something like that is understandable and you won't lose them.
#81 - finnini
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#118 to #81 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account**
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Now if someone could put a creeper over that.....
#58 - whatareyoudoing
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#8 - jessieqwertyu
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I like to think this when I am upset and feeling alone.
Just think, Honey boo boos mom has had sex at least 3 times.

If she can do it, you can do it.
#4 - PARTYHARD
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**PARTYHARD rolled a random image posted in comment #2375289 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **