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#167 - nettogrof (01/11/2013) [-]
Currently dating a girl. She is amazing, but we aren't in love yet but I think if we gave it time we could get there. I treated her the best I could and it seems to have worked, she seemed to like me a lot as well. Today, we discussed college. She plans to move out of state for college and I plan to stay. We've discussed this before with my first reaction being "Wow... then we would be wasting our time dating if we just end it when we go off to college" (her being a Senior and me a Junior) Up to this point from the last time we talked about college, I tell her. I would be willing to do a long distance relationship. Shes happy about that. I text her after we are done hanging out and tell her how I feel about her, how she is one of the most amazing-est girls I have ever dated and hoped she felt somewhat similar. I get this text from her about 10 minutes later "I like you too, but I don't see us having a future together right now." Killed me.   
Been talking to her since, seems like a break up in imminent.
Currently dating a girl. She is amazing, but we aren't in love yet but I think if we gave it time we could get there. I treated her the best I could and it seems to have worked, she seemed to like me a lot as well. Today, we discussed college. She plans to move out of state for college and I plan to stay. We've discussed this before with my first reaction being "Wow... then we would be wasting our time dating if we just end it when we go off to college" (her being a Senior and me a Junior) Up to this point from the last time we talked about college, I tell her. I would be willing to do a long distance relationship. Shes happy about that. I text her after we are done hanging out and tell her how I feel about her, how she is one of the most amazing-est girls I have ever dated and hoped she felt somewhat similar. I get this text from her about 10 minutes later "I like you too, but I don't see us having a future together right now." Killed me.
Been talking to her since, seems like a break up in imminent.
#197 to #167 - Asatdave (01/11/2013) [-]
Long distance works. Tough, but works. Been dating a girl for 4 years now, 3 years all spent apart. It's not too far, southern US to Ontario, Canada. Tough, but extremely rewarding. Also, if she's acting like that to you, maybe she just doesn't feel too strongly about you, and you'd be wasting your good heart on a not-so good girl. Go find someone willing to take as much time and effort to be in a committed relationship as you are.
Long distance works. Tough, but works. Been dating a girl for 4 years now, 3 years all spent apart. It's not too far, southern US to Ontario, Canada. Tough, but extremely rewarding. Also, if she's acting like that to you, maybe she just doesn't feel too strongly about you, and you'd be wasting your good heart on a not-so good girl. Go find someone willing to take as much time and effort to be in a committed relationship as you are.
User avatar #179 to #167 - bushingenna (01/11/2013) [-]
That gif reminded me of why I liked funnyjunk so much. I would always think that fj's content was getting suckier and suckier, but now I remember the truth. It wasn't the content that made me laugh, it was the comments section. Thank you
#177 to #167 - nitsuan (01/11/2013) [-]
If this is your only chance for her then don't let it pass you up! Things like this aren't exactly a "come and go" scenario. Good luck!
If this is your only chance for her then don't let it pass you up! Things like this aren't exactly a "come and go" scenario. Good luck!
User avatar #149 - commanderbunbun (01/11/2013) [-]
i am the one who requested this be made! i feel like OP's dead beat father who left him as a child

funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4338509/Mfw+people+don+t+like+my+content/81#81

so, can i barrow a few thumbs? i'll pay you back, you know i'm good for it. son!
User avatar #152 to #149 - doctorhorrible (01/11/2013) [-]
My father did leave when i was a child. Thanks for being the better person in life
#148 - raigen (01/11/2013) [-]
>Date a girl since 3rd grade.
>Love her and do everything right.
>She breaks up with me in 6th grade
>was over the phone
>Cry.
>Realise that through the relationship she actually wasen't that that great.
>Be fine.
>Never have annother Gf.
>Don't give a **** .
MFW
#161 to #148 - cheastnut (01/11/2013) [-]
had girlfriend from 3rd - 6th grade   
>decided that she was a bad date    
>never dated again
had girlfriend from 3rd - 6th grade
>decided that she was a bad date
>never dated again
+3
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User avatar #145 to #138 - themanwithnoplan (01/11/2013) [-]
Yes and no.
User avatar #144 to #138 - deltoraquest (01/11/2013) [-]
until you do have to but for now you get to keep your victory
#134 - IamEllis (01/11/2013) [-]
I have a best friend, didi that i'm closer with than anyone. Few years back we both really liked each other and had a chance to date but we also had alot of different problems going on in our own lives. things were complicated. she later started going out with another kid who I am now friends with now. He is a good kid but hes cold and distant to her while she is very loving, caring, ect and yet she still adores him. I regret not asking her out so 						*******					 much. She really could have been the perfect 						*******					 match for me, I kick myself everyday. She complains every once in a while about how Kind and thoughtful I was to my girfriends in the past and how her current bf isnt like that, yet shes still happy for the most part with him, and in the end, I suppose that suffices for me.   
   
Now I got to a regimental college were the the girl to guy ratio is like 1 to 20. I fear that i never find another gf, when my biggest dream is to just graduate college and start a family. Didi and I are still best friends though and we love each other as if we are family, and I guess thats good enough for me, for now at least   
   
end life story   
   
heres something entertaining now   
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I have a best friend, didi that i'm closer with than anyone. Few years back we both really liked each other and had a chance to date but we also had alot of different problems going on in our own lives. things were complicated. she later started going out with another kid who I am now friends with now. He is a good kid but hes cold and distant to her while she is very loving, caring, ect and yet she still adores him. I regret not asking her out so ******* much. She really could have been the perfect ******* match for me, I kick myself everyday. She complains every once in a while about how Kind and thoughtful I was to my girfriends in the past and how her current bf isnt like that, yet shes still happy for the most part with him, and in the end, I suppose that suffices for me.

Now I got to a regimental college were the the girl to guy ratio is like 1 to 20. I fear that i never find another gf, when my biggest dream is to just graduate college and start a family. Didi and I are still best friends though and we love each other as if we are family, and I guess thats good enough for me, for now at least

end life story

heres something entertaining now
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#215 to #134 - andypanda (01/11/2013) [-]
your story gave me the feels....i'm sorry bro
#162 to #134 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
i thumbed down you not only cuz youre ******* unfunny, but also pathetic, fight for the love of your life faggot! what if you die tomorrow? what if she dies tomorrow? nothing matters, ******* grow some balls and show her your ture colors, and also ******* **** her brains out and raise a mothafuking godamn family then ******* be happy, chances are that you can do it for **** sake,WHY YOU KEEP READING COKLOVER!, GO FOR IT, NOW!
User avatar #246 to #162 - IamEllis (01/11/2013) [-]
if one of us dies, nothing changes, we will still always be friends
#128 - thesmilyingdawg (01/11/2013) [-]
**thesmilyingdawg rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Bacon is on SALE! ** MFW she broke up with me
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#120 - herromynamejohn (01/11/2013) [-]
"Well yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like, it makes me feel alive, you know? It makes me feel human. And the only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt somethin' really good before. So I have to take the bad with the good, so I guess what I'm feelin' is like a, beautiful sadness. I guess that sounds stupid." - Butters
User avatar #180 to #120 - pawnman (01/11/2013) [-]
I would never have thought to hear something so powerful from butters on south park. that scene kicked me so hard in my hearts' metaphorical testicles.
#142 to #120 - whathappenslive (01/11/2013) [-]
This^
This^
#119 - anonymous (01/11/2013) [-]
gave me a feel
User avatar #111 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
You just explained the last week of my life. Curse you...
User avatar #154 to #111 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
You and me both, friend. It's a bad time now, but it won't be bad forever.
User avatar #155 to #154 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
I'm over it emotionally. My penis has some choice words to say about it though...
User avatar #159 to #155 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I wish I was that lucky... I don't mean to be a wallowing prick or anything, but this girl was my damn dream girl. We dated for two and a half months and the first month was fantastic, but for the last month and a half, she started backing away from me because I got accepted to college in New York and we live in Illinois (I'm a senior, she's a sophomore). I asked her why she wasn't being as affectionate and she said she lost attraction for me and dumped me about a week ago. Still feel like **** and no amount of porn can fix it for me. I've tried.
Sorry for long read.
User avatar #163 to #159 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
That's oddly similar to how my girlfriend and I broke up. Don't worry, college will be like a sea of women.
User avatar #164 to #163 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
I don't doubt it at all. It still is another seven months before I ship out to NY, though, and I'm at an all-guys high school. My female contact is very limited and I want to have fun senior year, y'know?
User avatar #168 to #164 - tombombadil (01/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, that does sound really inconvenient. There wouldn't happen to be an all girls school nearby? I'm sure with the right level of crossdressing you could infiltrate it.
User avatar #173 to #168 - zven (01/11/2013) [-]
Take my like, you clever bastard. And yeah, there are a few, and there's a public school by my house with 5,000 kids (the school where my now-ex goes), but I unfortunately still cannot get over her. It isn't because I'm not trying, but I actually had to chase her for a few months and when I got the opportunity to date her, it was great. If she found feelings for me, whether I was here or in NY, I'd take her back no questions asked.
User avatar #105 - tcreel (01/11/2013) [-]
Ha the jokes on you, I don't even have a girlfriend
User avatar #95 - phoenix grinder (01/11/2013) [-]
really? cause that's how I'm getting ready for my breakup
#83 - ekesss (01/10/2013) [-]
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#82 - lamarisagoodname (01/10/2013) [-]
:(
:(
#81 - finnini (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #81 - dracodiabolus **User deleted account** (01/11/2013) [-]
Now if someone could put a creeper over that.....
#79 - generic (01/10/2013) [-]
Went through 12 years of pariah-ness and being a social lose to meet a girl beyond my dreams, spent 7 months with her and forged myself into what I am now. A month ago she said that the distance was too much and was destroying us. I can't even look at myself in the morning, everything I did, loved or enjoyed.. it's all connected to her.   
   
Sorry for the feels, just have to let this 						****					 go somewhere, feel free to dump your stories...   
   
TL;DR   
Guy is alone for long time, find girl, girl leave, guy sad.
Went through 12 years of pariah-ness and being a social lose to meet a girl beyond my dreams, spent 7 months with her and forged myself into what I am now. A month ago she said that the distance was too much and was destroying us. I can't even look at myself in the morning, everything I did, loved or enjoyed.. it's all connected to her.

Sorry for the feels, just have to let this **** go somewhere, feel free to dump your stories...

TL;DR
Guy is alone for long time, find girl, girl leave, guy sad.
#143 to #79 - hoaxfourtyfour (01/11/2013) [-]
She'll see one day that not having you is worse than the distance there was between you and her.   
   
If you're like me, this may cheer you up. D:
She'll see one day that not having you is worse than the distance there was between you and her.

If you're like me, this may cheer you up. D:
User avatar #178 to #143 - nitsuan (01/11/2013) [-]
That show gave me feels
#171 to #143 - generic (01/11/2013) [-]
She always said she wasn't worth it, when the entire time we were together she was more than worth it, now after 7 months of being there for her even when she tried to leave, being the most supportive not only boyfriend but friend...   
   
She leaves.... I told her every night, always and forever...   
She'd reply forever and after...   
I promise...
She always said she wasn't worth it, when the entire time we were together she was more than worth it, now after 7 months of being there for her even when she tried to leave, being the most supportive not only boyfriend but friend...

She leaves.... I told her every night, always and forever...
She'd reply forever and after...
I promise...
#85 to #79 - cubbieshater (01/11/2013) [-]
i feel you man
i feel you man
User avatar #84 to #80 - generic (01/11/2013) [-]
I spent years dealing with bottled up emotions, it wasn't till fandoms like Doctor Who and MLP brought me closer to my feelings again and to top it off during those times I had the most amazing woman in the world. I hardly get up in the morning just to drive myself to school and work through classes I hate to please my parents and at least make them think I've got a social life and can be successful.
User avatar #77 - nextweekisthefries (01/10/2013) [-]
Uhhhh...yep
User avatar #169 to #71 - cheastnut (01/11/2013) [-]
are you sure you wouldn't prefer to talk about rice.
#69 - silverlance (01/10/2013) [-]
My first genuine lol of the day
My first genuine lol of the day
#65 - matuemco (01/10/2013) [-]
**matuemco rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at Facebook ** mf after
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