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User avatar #13 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
Is there something you put inside the fleshlight to catch the cum?
Or do you just like throw it in the dishwasher?
How do you clean it?
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#298 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
Why get rid of it? The cum makes great lube for later.
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User avatar #185 to #13 - ghettograndpa (01/10/2013) [-]
It stays in there forever for protection against fleshlight germs
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User avatar #163 to #13 - Edrosty ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
You wash it out just the same as anything else, though it's gotta be by hand I believe.
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User avatar #59 to #13 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
NO NOT THE DISHWASHER
no seriously i wasnt thinking and did that, ruined it
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User avatar #351 to #59 - cfeuer (01/11/2013) [-]
replied to wrong number. oops.
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User avatar #79 to #59 - anonymoose (01/10/2013) [-]
I wouldn't use those dishes either.
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User avatar #82 to #79 - Kaoz **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
washed it by itself not that stupid,
this time
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User avatar #15 to #13 - itzkarmaturtle (01/10/2013) [-]
The website answers all of those questions.
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#16 to #15 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
shut up faggot
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User avatar #17 to #16 - itzkarmaturtle (01/10/2013) [-]
Thanks anon, I'll do that.
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#177 to #17 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
fuk u
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User avatar #208 to #177 - maxismahname (01/10/2013) [-]
no u
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#14 to #13 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
with shameful tears
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#124 to #14 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
oh please, if a girl uses a dildo its "hey, a girl gets lonely" so i dont want to hear this double standard bullshit
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#8 - codywold (01/10/2013) [-]
heartlessrobot
heartlessrobot
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#6 - heartlessrobot (01/10/2013) [-]
You can make your own fleshlight, you know.
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#383 to #382 - heartlessrobot (01/11/2013) [-]
Nice username.
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User avatar #384 to #383 - spoonandfork (01/11/2013) [-]
This is the second time this has happened to me.
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#357 to #6 - savirleo (01/11/2013) [-]
One that I've heard of, but don't know if It's true

Take cup ramen, and make it like you normally do
Pour out the water but keep the noodles in
flip upside down and place on table for a couple minutes
cut whole in the bottom

you now have a cheap fleshlight
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User avatar #373 to #357 - mrfourtysevenman (01/11/2013) [-]
it feels like fucking brains
>mindfuck
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User avatar #374 to #373 - savirleo (01/11/2013) [-]
You just tried it?
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User avatar #376 to #374 - bostpost (01/11/2013) [-]
it was a terrible attempt to poke humor at the phrase mindfuck
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#303 to #6 - SILENCEnight (01/10/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at King of the Hill ** dafuq bro
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User avatar #302 to #6 - mrfourtysevenman (01/10/2013) [-]
those are felt tip marker stains btw
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#288 to #6 - lolomgwtfxd (01/10/2013) [-]
My dick just caved in, I don't think it's going to come out for a while.
My dick just caved in, I don't think it's going to come out for a while.
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#287 to #6 - iliketires (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #378 to #266 - Orlylox (01/11/2013) [-]
www.youporn .com/watch/298762 /sick-and-twisted -clown-love/
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#370 to #266 - bigmanblue (01/11/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that gif?
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User avatar #277 to #266 - kamehamehanurd (01/10/2013) [-]
Do you by chance have the sauce for that, you know. minus the clown.
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User avatar #278 to #277 - mrfourtysevenman (01/10/2013) [-]
yeah its called get laid god dammit
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#265 to #6 - wyvrn (01/10/2013) [-]
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#259 to #6 - wyvrn (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #239 to #6 - swimmingprodigy (01/10/2013) [-]
jokes on you; my dick is too small to touch any edges on the way in
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User avatar #240 to #239 - heartlessrobot (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure the joke's still on you.
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#241 to #240 - swimmingprodigy (01/10/2013) [-]
i know
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#229 to #6 - conordalymcr (01/10/2013) [-]
Mfw people ask me why I put my dick in a Coke can
Mfw people ask me why I put my dick in a Coke can
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User avatar #251 to #229 - fapoclock (01/10/2013) [-]
i havent. gatorade bottle.
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#271 to #251 - gatoradefucker **User deleted account** (01/10/2013) [-]
mah niqqa
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User avatar #255 to #251 - conordalymcr (01/10/2013) [-]
You haven't yet
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User avatar #257 to #255 - fapoclock (01/10/2013) [-]
lemme put it this way. id rather hang my wang out on the side of the road than piss in a soda can. or do anything else with said can other than drink it for that matter.
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#186 to #6 - boxdweller ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #121 to #6 - commanderbunbun (01/10/2013) [-]
every orifice on my body just sealed shut
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#99 to #6 - hardcoremother (01/10/2013) [-]
right look here you little shit
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#34 to #6 - lankyman (01/10/2013) [-]
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
please be lipstick
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User avatar #60 to #34 - faggotishshit (01/10/2013) [-]
red marker.
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#136 to #60 - theholum (01/10/2013) [-]
A WHAT?!
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#25 to #6 - weinerdick (01/10/2013) [-]
How the fuck did I never think of this?
How the fuck did I never think of this?
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#12 to #6 - tmart (01/10/2013) [-]
oh fuck
oh fuck
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#11 to #6 - connormccloud (01/10/2013) [-]
Trying going without lube
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#7 to #6 - nyangiraffe (01/10/2013) [-]
mfw I imagined using that.
mfw I imagined using that.
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#5 - mattdoggy ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
make....make love to it in puppet form look into its eyes during...
make....make love to it in puppet form
look into its eyes during...
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#10 to #5 - N. Korean citizen (01/10/2013) [-]
you hold it up in your hands and watch the wheels spin uselessly. you hear a slight whirring sound as if the small robot were saying
"hey i got this. you can let me go. ill be fine." and you almost believe him for a moment when you set him down. then he rushes off before you can realize your mistake. he pulls his own plug and it was all your fault. because you let him go.
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User avatar #4 - rplix (01/10/2013) [-]
The beer can cracked me up.
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#2 - xsynysterx (01/10/2013) [-]
I hope this is OC because it's fucking glorious
I hope this is OC because it's fucking glorious
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#225 to #2 - funmanigro (01/10/2013) [-]
2010/9/27, i still remember the original one (it wasnt even on funnyjunk)
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#1 - cumsinbucket (01/10/2013) [-]
I won this prize.
of shame
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User avatar #356 to #1 - saintofmasks (01/11/2013) [-]
Fucking lucky.
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User avatar #369 to #356 - cumsinbucket (01/11/2013) [-]
I know 40 thumbs up.
if you were wondering what all was won

lisa ann asa akira asshole
tori black mouth
the one that vibrates
pussy in a can
stamina trainer
the sheath
i think the avatar one
the proper items to take of the fleshlights
and a fuckton of lube
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User avatar #389 to #369 - saintofmasks (01/11/2013) [-]
If you're not gonna use that.. send one my way..
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