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#31 - jjmr (01/10/2013) [-]
lol..
#29 - lobocop (01/10/2013) [-]
oh yea...
User avatar #23 - herculespower (01/10/2013) [-]
as are grapefruits... I think?
User avatar #18 - tehweave (01/10/2013) [-]
You sir, are amazing.
#12 - anonymous (01/10/2013) [-]
Oranges aren't, learn your fruit dumbass.
#16 to #12 - steeeeele (01/10/2013) [-]
You've obviously never had the pleasure of completely peeling a whole orange.
User avatar #10 - gunnarman (01/10/2013) [-]
that high...
#9 - Thenewguygunther (01/10/2013) [-]
what the 						****					 world
what the **** world
#4 - lockstin (01/10/2013) [-]
And bananas fit our hands perfectly! there MUST be a god!
And bananas fit our hands perfectly! there MUST be a god!
#95 to #4 - ferrum (01/10/2013) [-]
It isnt the banana that fits around our palms, its the palm that perfectly fits around a banana. We do come from apes, you know.
#133 to #95 - finishhimlarry (01/10/2013) [-]
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"We do come from apes, you know."

I hope you're trolling.
#27 to #4 - aaliass (01/10/2013) [-]
You do know what a wild banana looks like right?
Scientists have genemoded the **** out of those things
User avatar #40 to #27 - deathchain ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
SCIENCE!

MAKING THE HIDEOUS, SCRUMPTIOUS!
User avatar #17 to #4 - thehandofgod (01/10/2013) [-]
As do apples. And the core is perfectly in the middle. The seeds are not dispersed through the fruit, making it uneatable, and the stem is lined up perfectly with the part you don't eat. God it's awesome.
User avatar #28 to #17 - aaliass (01/10/2013) [-]
Again it most certainly wasn't like that prior to human intervention
#3 - waffies (01/10/2013) [-]
Came to mind, read if you like, skip if you don't. Just a nugget of wisdom about Coconuts from Douglas Adams:   
   
Exerpt from 'Last Chance to See,' written by Douglas Noel Adams and Mark Carwardine: (this was written after describing the troubling scene of watching an infant goat be torn apart and devoured by the endangered Komodo dragons he had taken a truly aggravating voyage just for the opportunity of seeing)    
"For all my rational Western intellect and education, i was for the moment overwhelmed by a primitive sense of living in a world ordered by a malign and perverted god, and it coloured my view of everything that afternoon-- even the coconuts. The villagers sold us some and split them open for us. They are almost perfectly designed. You first make a hole and drink the milk, then you split open the nut with a machete and slice off a segment of the shell, which forms a perfect implement for scooping out the coconut flesh inside. What makes you wonder about the nature of this god character is that he creates something that is so perfectly designed to be of benefit to human beings and then hangs it twenty feet above their heads on a tree with no branches:    
'Here's a good trick, let's see how they cope with this. Oh, look! they've managed to find a way of climbing the tree. i didn't think they'd be able to do that. All right, let's see them get the thing open. Hmm, so they've figured out how to temper steel now, have they? Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Next time they go up that tree, I'll have a dragon waiting for them at the bottom.'
Came to mind, read if you like, skip if you don't. Just a nugget of wisdom about Coconuts from Douglas Adams:

Exerpt from 'Last Chance to See,' written by Douglas Noel Adams and Mark Carwardine: (this was written after describing the troubling scene of watching an infant goat be torn apart and devoured by the endangered Komodo dragons he had taken a truly aggravating voyage just for the opportunity of seeing)
"For all my rational Western intellect and education, i was for the moment overwhelmed by a primitive sense of living in a world ordered by a malign and perverted god, and it coloured my view of everything that afternoon-- even the coconuts. The villagers sold us some and split them open for us. They are almost perfectly designed. You first make a hole and drink the milk, then you split open the nut with a machete and slice off a segment of the shell, which forms a perfect implement for scooping out the coconut flesh inside. What makes you wonder about the nature of this god character is that he creates something that is so perfectly designed to be of benefit to human beings and then hangs it twenty feet above their heads on a tree with no branches:
'Here's a good trick, let's see how they cope with this. Oh, look! they've managed to find a way of climbing the tree. i didn't think they'd be able to do that. All right, let's see them get the thing open. Hmm, so they've figured out how to temper steel now, have they? Okay, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Next time they go up that tree, I'll have a dragon waiting for them at the bottom.'
#13 to #3 - anaxilea (01/10/2013) [-]
I really, really think we should be best friends. Life, The Universe, and Everything was one of the first books I remember reading as a kid (probably before I should have). I worked my way backwards through the Hitchhiker's series, and enjoyed it in both directions.

Look up Daniel Pinkwater; I think you'll like him. Borgel is a particular favorite of his for me, as is Lizard Music.
#14 to #13 - waffies (01/10/2013) [-]
Life the Universe and Everything first??? Goodness of all six books in the trilogy that one has the most confusing beginning in my opinion!

Just a check: have you read the two Dirk Gently books, Last Chance to See, and The Salmon of Doubt?

And if Daniel pinkwater is anything like Douglas, i'm sure i'll love him! Now i have something to spend my christmas gift cards on!
User avatar #5 to #3 - illusiveman (01/10/2013) [-]
Lol.
#6 to #5 - waffies (01/10/2013) [-]
Huh, i forgot about this comment! i expected the "Whoa there charles dickens" to come before anything else!
Huh, i forgot about this comment! i expected the "Whoa there charles dickens" to come before anything else!
User avatar #7 to #6 - illusiveman (01/10/2013) [-]
ha, nah, that's actually pretty clever.
User avatar #8 to #7 - waffies (01/10/2013) [-]
Of course it's clever, it's Douglas!
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