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#142 - tanglenose
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(01/09/2013) [-]
#129 - invadingaliens
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Smoke marijuana to recover from cutting yourself because someone was smoking marijuana.
#145 to #129 - xzynth
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(01/09/2013) [-]
still kindy jelly, i mean medical marijuana..

norwayfag here, marijuana is almost more illigal here than murder
#292 - thewitchking
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#299 to #292 - killermuffin
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Holy hell my finger was on my temple.
#334 to #292 - jouoursbled
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Was that cellphone borrowed?..
#295 to #292 - theseventhmirror ONLINE
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(01/09/2013) [-]
My right elbow is probably kind of ****** up but nothing too serious.
#311 to #292 - snickeratit
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I hope my sister wasn't planning on using that macbook pro...
#332 to #292 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I was pointing at the ceiling for some reason.
#351 to #292 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
There goes my left kneecap.
#357 to #292 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I shot myself in the face...
#303 to #292 - galkawhm
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(01/09/2013) [-]
No more chin.
#309 to #292 - doopleganger
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I grazed my left heel
#312 to #292 - mypenisismoist
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(01/09/2013) [-]
just grazed my chest. That scar will look so badass in the future.
#315 to #292 - mcjimmies
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Well ****, i just shot myself in the throat... bb internet
#316 to #292 - agentdennis ONLINE
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Just lost a couple of toes. No big
#306 to #292 - gjsmothefirst
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Hope I don't need those testicles...
#296 to #292 - thebaconstripman
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(01/09/2013) [-]
My wall...
#386 to #292 - mnmzg
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(01/09/2013) [-]
im so ******, i shot my laptop screen
#302 to #292 - tbells
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I guess I won't scratch my nuts with my left hand anymore...
#355 to #292 - friendlyanonymous
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Straight line across my eye (leaning on my hand)
Such a badass ******* scar.
#301 to #292 - creepingorion
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Just barely missed my cat.

I luh u kitty.
#347 to #292 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
well then i just shot myself in the dick =(
#294 to #292 - hkd
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(01/09/2013) [-]
****, I need to stop biting my nails...
#305 to #292 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Shot the palm of my left hand...suicidal left finger.
#341 to #292 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Well, there goes my medulla and frontal lobe. ****
#293 to #292 - chthulhu
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Dude, my doritos. ****.
#358 to #293 - unicornmangina
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(01/09/2013) [-]
your doritos got off lucky...but my precious cheesy cheetos didnt :(
#231 - MrMeatStick
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(01/09/2013) [-]
http:
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best one yet ^^^
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best one yet ^^^
#287 to #231 - acemrhawk
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(01/09/2013) [-]
MFW this
MFW this
#239 to #231 - divinity **User deleted account**
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#254 to #231 - raynagrimm
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(01/09/2013) [-]
if he does it, it's okay, after all some people just shouldn't breed
#329 to #254 - fukkentyranitar
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(01/09/2013) [-]
What was it?
#345 to #329 - raynagrimm
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(01/09/2013) [-]
a guy taking a pair of scissors to his balls.
#353 to #345 - fukkentyranitar
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Oh christ...
#264 to #231 - thegunman
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#272 to #231 - thebigcountry
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#277 to #231 - disies
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#283 to #231 - renamon
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#289 to #231 - josep
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no
no
#268 to #231 - stalkingtiger
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#260 to #231 - hawaiianman
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#234 to #231 - dishie
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#245 to #231 - Digitalphear
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#238 to #231 - xiant
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#248 to #231 - Nameloc
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#224 - sturdywrist
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(01/09/2013) [-]
im pretty sure your not gonna smoke medical grade weed out of a pepsi bottle. "***** dats a waste of weed"
#79 - djlonthree ONLINE
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(01/09/2013) [-]
what happened with the bieber fans is more than enough proof that the internet is NOT MEANT FOR STUPID PEOPLE
#82 to #79 - dashgamer
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Then what are we doing here?
#68 - thisishardtofapto
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Fake because pepsi max. They don't sell Pepsi Max in the states because it contains Acesulfam which is illegal there. Only country in the world. That's weird...
#73 to #68 - jonnyfunk
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(01/09/2013) [-]
did not see this one comming!
#78 to #68 - zaxzwim
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in what part of this post did it say she was in the states?
#80 to #68 - breadbasket
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Uhh... They have pepsi max here in South Carolina.
#72 to #68 - rbrim
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Uh... what? I can go down to my grocery store and buy Pepsi Max. It's not banned in Michigan.
#76 to #72 - iasmith
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(01/09/2013) [-]
what this fine gentle man said is true. i also reside in Michigan, and Pepsi Max is readily
available
#95 to #76 - koolaid
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Available in NY as well
#175 to #95 - thisishardtofapto
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sorry. read an article long time ago that said it was illegal, thought it still was. but you didn't have it untill 2008, MANY years later than the rest of the world. i still find that weird.
#54 - Viggiator
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(01/09/2013) [-]
OP is retarded.
9/10 - good troll.
#114 to #54 - lazysuzan [OP]
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Lol, as long as the humor was brought m8.
#52 - I Am Monkey
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I wish it were true, but it's not.
#267 - blutzcrunk
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**blutzcrunk rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Korean Comic 2 **
<hfw marihuana
#276 to #267 - nimba
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Actually applicable
#196 - sparkieemae
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk, you are a ******* retard.   
   
This is a joke the twitter-er in question is making fun of the whole fandango.   
   
Anyone here patting themselves on the back right meow for not cutting their wrists and using medical marijuana can take that pat and turn it into a firm slap for being so stupid.
Funnyjunk, you are a ******* retard.

This is a joke the twitter-er in question is making fun of the whole fandango.

Anyone here patting themselves on the back right meow for not cutting their wrists and using medical marijuana can take that pat and turn it into a firm slap for being so stupid.
#240 to #196 - mustangjames
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Regardless of if it is real or trolling, its ******* stupid to even feed into this ********. i find it incredibly funny that 4chaners think they are clever for thinking of this.
#215 to #196 - dedaluminus
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(01/09/2013) [-]
I will never be as content with my life as that owl.
#227 to #196 - buttplugmaster
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(01/09/2013) [-]
i'm sorry, this is mostly irrelevant to your point, but did you just say "right meow"?
#202 to #196 - notified
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The community must have upset you in some way; please accept our dearest apologies for our behavior in aforementioned circumstance.
#204 to #202 - sparkieemae
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(01/09/2013) [-]
**** THAT POOR DOG WTF MAN
**** THAT POOR DOG WTF MAN
#208 to #204 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
It's a deer, I know because I have seen lot's of deer balls in my life
#211 to #208 - verifiedcorn
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(01/09/2013) [-]
who doesn't like deer balls?
#207 to #204 - rasputinsbeard
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(01/09/2013) [-]
It's a deer.
#212 to #207 - sparkieemae
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oh then the fact that this animal is impaled by his genitals is suddenly less horrifying since it is apparently a deer.
#242 to #202 - anon
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Just... no.
Why??
ohgod... my brain
#348 - piinkamena
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#342 - trowlernotparas
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#354 to #342 - sicksilo
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#132 - jasonthedragon
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#280 - insaneiare
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(01/09/2013) [-]
IF YOU'RE GOING TO TRY AND KILL YOURSELF, AT LEAST DO IT RIGHT!

you cut up the wrist not across!
#285 to #280 - moldybreadcrumb
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(01/09/2013) [-]
or the neck
#36 - masterchiefawesome
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(01/09/2013) [-]
despite the innumerable amount of times i've had them, fresh stitches always make my balls shrivel in disgust
#297 - tehlulzbringer
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(01/09/2013) [-]
STOP SMOKING!

#CUT4BIEBER
#310 to #297 - sanshiiuum
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(01/09/2013) [-]
**** dude, I almost threw up from that pic.
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#313 to #297 - dubslao
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(01/09/2013) [-]
What the ****, man?!

I was eating!
#279 - toshietosh
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(01/09/2013) [-]
Bitch should've cut all the way through the wrist...
#271 - quietbrony
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(01/09/2013) [-]
i hate what the media has done to this planet
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#411 to #281 - quietbrony
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the fact is that the media has created a society in which teenage girls will actually cut themself ********, you know what i meant.
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#226 - snakefire
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