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#112 - funkyrednipples (01/09/2013) [-]
Vampires are immortal... so 						*******					 what!?
Vampires are immortal... so ******* what!?
User avatar #110 - ReturnDarkKnight (01/09/2013) [-]
Why would a vampire care about AIDS or not? Aren't their only weakness light?
#106 - toxicztan (01/09/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Dear FJ,
HIV cannot be transmitted through ingestion unless your mouth or esophagus have open woulds inside. The infected bodily fluids must directly enter the bloodstream. Vampires don't have blood. All their internal organs are shriveled and decayed.
Sincerely,
Science
#107 to #106 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
>dracula bites someone with AIDS
>bites someone else in the neck
>AIDS blood in the victims bloodstreem
>...
>millions of people have AIDS
>Sincerely
The Real World
#101 - piinkamena (01/09/2013) [-]
:I
:I
#95 - honourableevil (01/09/2013) [-]
Welp, so much for the Secret Forbidden Ski Ninjutsu.
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User avatar #27 - gmarrox (01/09/2013) [-]
Vampires don't have immune systems anyway, and they're dead.
User avatar #20 - optimistchime (01/09/2013) [-]
I would imagine having aids would only make him even more fierce
I mean, it's bad enough that there's this super natural being disguised as possibly any Bat in the world, that's immortal, that has an army of vampires buddies, that can turn you into a vampire but more often kill you
And now he can give you aids
Hell if I was Dracula, I would skip the killing part and just give people Aids instead
It'd be a hell a lot more evil
#9 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
It's funny because it's a serious medical illness.
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