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#388 - futtef (01/09/2013) [-]
MFW sitting on my nutsack.
User avatar #483 - PurpleLEfant (01/10/2013) [-]
Yeah...Because every woman gets raped...
#466 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
why not look at the positive aspects?
-you can improve your looks with makeup and hairstyles
-less likely to be considered guilty for a crime (unfortunately for men)
-can talk to someone and cry at the same time
-if you're pretty, you have more job opportunities and people are more likely to hire you
-generally not blamed due to acting on emotions
there's a lot more, so no point in complaining about girl problems
User avatar #409 - biggrand (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
every had a dream where a gang of homosexual phillapenos got out of a car and started squeezing everyone's testicles? I have, and it's painful as **** during the dream
#408 - MrShaggy (01/09/2013) [-]
I was reading the girl's status, & I thought I was on Facebook.

**** you OP.

Just kidding, good **** .
User avatar #400 - umaya (01/09/2013) [-]
she made herself sound like a pornstar.
#385 - deadmuerto (01/09/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #2493410 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
User avatar #314 - jimimij (01/09/2013) [-]
Thank god i'm hung high
#292 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
yea but getting hit in the balls hurts more.... women always want more kids after they know the pain hurts we guys dont EVER wanna get hit in the balls more than once
User avatar #272 - drunkasaurus (01/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What? I've never gotten **** on my balls, is this really something that happens to people or was it a the his joked?
User avatar #303 to #277 - weinerdick (01/09/2013) [-]
I guess you now know why his name is drunkasaurus
#270 - brownsea (01/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#288 to #270 - thedarkassassin (01/09/2013) [-]
Better version.
#244 - kirbizzle (01/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** I hate these things, especially when posted by a guy who is just trying to suck up. Even better is when they have the some of the most ******** things in there, by which I of course mean all of them.
They also manage to forget that men have to put up with womens ******** , which can really get excessive.
User avatar #222 - funnyjunkianonetwo (01/09/2013) [-]
Who calls women gardening tools? Isn't the correct spelling "Ho"?
User avatar #176 - durkadurka (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
As a guy your life is either work or spent in prison. Most have no other choice.
#164 - BigBallSack (01/08/2013) [-]
I KNOW THAT FEEL.
#158 - nithorry (01/08/2013) [-]
Weren't expecting that reply !
Weren't expecting that reply !
User avatar #134 - runtubbyrun (01/08/2013) [+] (15 replies)
men:
we sit on our balls
we can't go around saying we're proud to be bros because thats viewed as sexist
we have a lot more expected of us for being men
when we get horny, its a lot more noticeable than if a women is horny
we have to deal with gay men hitting on us when we want to be left alone to our heterosexuality
we are viewed by women as the evil gender who's oppressive and woman-hating. its the 21st century. not the feudal times.
women are allowed to hit us and be viewed as righteous. if we hit a woman were viewed as devilish and awful and get looked down on.
and we have to live with and deal with all the problems a girl has because they expect us to be there for them, and listen to every problem listed in the post.

yup. cause women deal with a lot.
#144 to #134 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah... That's still nothing on child birth. Go and squeeze a watermelon out of your ass hole and see if you're happy about that. The only way of getting out of feeling some pain is to stick a big ass needle in your spinal cord that might leave you paralyzed.... and that's just child birth. Don't even get me started on the sociological factors.
User avatar #113 - wrought (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Wait.....
What if Eve took the apple just to make childbirth painful so that women would never shut up about it?
EVE YOU BITCH
#48 - slygecko (01/08/2013) [-]
Things girls "have" to go through:

>Rape.

something tells me that one's a little more conditional, depending on the back-alley you're walking past and who's lurking in it at the time.
User avatar #35 - douevensax (01/08/2013) [-]
K.
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