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#410 - Nameloc (01/09/2013) [-]
MFW A female tells me something, then realize it might mean something completely different.
MFW A female tells me something, then realize it might mean something completely different.
User avatar #409 - biggrand (01/09/2013) [-]
every had a dream where a gang of homosexual phillapenos got out of a car and started squeezing everyone's testicles? I have, and it's painful as **** during the dream
User avatar #446 to #409 - srapture (01/09/2013) [-]
Every night for 14 years...
#408 - MrShaggy (01/09/2013) [-]
I was reading the girl's status, & I thought I was on Facebook.

**** you OP.

Just kidding, good **** .
#407 - kaycie (01/09/2013) [-]
mfw i dont get cramps or mood swings
mfw i dont get cramps or mood swings
#415 to #407 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
means youre a 9 year old girl and should probably get off the site
#403 - quentintin (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #400 - umaya (01/09/2013) [-]
she made herself sound like a pornstar.
#396 - Mesmus (01/09/2013) [-]
**Mesmus rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Grandpa ** MFW
#393 - matzic (01/09/2013) [-]
>rape   
>labor   
   
She deserves to become a sex slave for her ignorance
>rape
>labor

She deserves to become a sex slave for her ignorance
#391 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
As if rape is mandatory.
#388 - futtef (01/09/2013) [-]
MFW sitting on my nutsack.
#385 - deadmuerto (01/09/2013) [-]
**deadmuerto rolled a random image posted in comment #2493410 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
#384 - SemiAnon (01/09/2013) [-]
It's incredibly difficult to shave my balls. They move.
User avatar #389 to #384 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I don't bother, I'm just gonna buy veet or whatever the hell it's called.
User avatar #420 to #389 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
No don't, if you do't do it right, it can burn.
User avatar #423 to #420 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Really? Is there hair removal cream that's idiot proof? Because if not, I'll take a little burning over slicing my nutsack open any day. I have an electric razor but I still manage to cut myself with it.
User avatar #425 to #423 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
I'm saying, be careful, that **** isn't made for nutsacks.

And I guess you don't know how to shave then if you slice it then.
User avatar #427 to #425 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I do know, it's just my hands are as shaky as a crackwhore in withdrawal.
User avatar #435 to #427 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
I think the best thing you could do with shaving, is cut it short with a buzzer or your electric razor, then get a regular razor and pull on the skin tight where you want to shave, slow and careful.
#436 to #435 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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I think you meant safety razor.
User avatar #467 to #436 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
Not exactly like that, just the disposable ones.
User avatar #383 - Churd (01/09/2013) [-]
I am so glad that I am a guy. I don't bleed unless i cut myself, I don't have to shave below the neck, and the world is my urinal.
#382 - lazaman (01/09/2013) [-]
>Periods. Ok yeah, thats kinda bad, I cant imagine it being that bad though, seeing as women have been doing them for millions of years, and you're body is built to do that.   
>Cramps. Got nuthin   
>Sore boobs. Some 						*******					 with your nipples then   
>Mood swings. I have mood swings to, For I to have hormones, and I have an even more violent hormone, so its harder for me to not go 						*******					.   
>name calling. Men get named called name called to, 						********					.   
>Shaving. I have to shave my BALLS, thats like shaving silly Putty, just try it.   
>Dealing with jerks. Um, guess what, EVERYONE DEALS WITH JERKS.   
>Rape. Having sex with some guy while you're drunk isn't rape.   
>Labor/Preg. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT   
   
kthxbi
>Periods. Ok yeah, thats kinda bad, I cant imagine it being that bad though, seeing as women have been doing them for millions of years, and you're body is built to do that.
>Cramps. Got nuthin
>Sore boobs. Some ******* with your nipples then
>Mood swings. I have mood swings to, For I to have hormones, and I have an even more violent hormone, so its harder for me to not go ******* .
>name calling. Men get named called name called to, ******** .
>Shaving. I have to shave my BALLS, thats like shaving silly Putty, just try it.
>Dealing with jerks. Um, guess what, EVERYONE DEALS WITH JERKS.
>Rape. Having sex with some guy while you're drunk isn't rape.
>Labor/Preg. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT. YOU DONT HAVE TO GET PREGNANT

kthxbi
#386 to #382 - gingeraletwo (01/09/2013) [-]
Because honest rape never happens right? Like, there have never been people who force sex on an unwilling partner ever.
#469 to #386 - lazaman (01/09/2013) [-]
My entire comment was sarcastic/joking.   
SO IM TOTALLY NOT JOKING ABOUT THE RAPE THING RIGHT?   
   
   
You know, there is this thing called joking, right? How about you Pull you head out of your ovaries, ey?
My entire comment was sarcastic/joking.
SO IM TOTALLY NOT JOKING ABOUT THE RAPE THING RIGHT?


You know, there is this thing called joking, right? How about you Pull you head out of your ovaries, ey?
#395 to #386 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
BUT not all women go through it. Men get raped too. His point is that she's bitching about her life and her body, and trying to use that as some sort of hypocritical and indirect attack on the entire opposite sex, or an excuse for being a bitch.
User avatar #398 to #395 - gingeraletwo (01/09/2013) [-]
I realize that, but it does happen and we cant accuse people of lying before we know for sure.
User avatar #390 to #386 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Abortion. Doesn't prevent, but it rids you of a parasite that lasts 18+ years.
User avatar #381 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
* External genitalia
* Being called faggots and being treated like assholes who only want sex by women
* Shaving all the time
* Having to deal with jerks
* Being expected to pay for everything on dates
* Having to deal with women bitching about periods, cramps, and sore boobs
* Sore balls
* Rape (It happens to men too)
* Being expected to be the breadwinner
* Condoms (Women just take a pill, you ever tried sliding a rubber on in the middle of the night, when its pitch black?)
User avatar #387 to #381 - scoggand (01/09/2013) [-]
yeah but if a man gets raped he enjoys it until like the 5th time and not many women can go that long
User avatar #405 to #387 - Nameloc (01/09/2013) [-]
Male on Male rape is higher than Male on Female rape, in the United States.
User avatar #479 to #405 - scoggand (01/09/2013) [-]
that's an unpleasent thought
User avatar #480 to #479 - Nameloc (01/09/2013) [-]
It's true, though.

Granted that the statistics included prison rape..
User avatar #484 to #480 - scoggand (01/11/2013) [-]
oh ya that makes more sense
User avatar #392 to #387 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Anal rape.
#380 - chopyourhandoff (01/09/2013) [-]
According to the description, OP has more than one ballsack...
According to the description, OP has more than one ballsack...
#377 - frysfrys (01/09/2013) [-]
Maybe we'd actually respect girls if they didn't act like their vagina was infested with a bunch of roaches...
User avatar #374 - oregmes ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
when i saw the title i thought the girl was talking about ballsacks (i thought boobs meant ballsacks for some reason) until i got to 9 months pregnate
User avatar #370 - crystalmethod (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh **** , these again?
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