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#35 - assassinskater (01/08/2013) [-]
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#34 - atangytaco ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
**atangytaco rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at No ** MFW Crocs
#33 - haxorman (01/08/2013) [-]
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#28 - frostyfart (01/08/2013) [-]
**frostyfart rolled a random image posted in comment #2823364 at MLP Friendly Board ** my face when i see someone wear crocs
User avatar #25 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]
Actually, typical effectiveness of the condom is 85%, and the ring, 92%.
User avatar #50 to #25 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
85%? That's pretty bad.
User avatar #56 to #50 - thegrimreaver (01/09/2013) [-]
Mhmm. The most effective method of birth control is a sub-dermal implant called Implanon. It's actually more effective than either male or female sterilization.
User avatar #60 to #56 - dustyshane (01/09/2013) [-]
I just googled it, the thing they put in your arm?
User avatar #61 to #60 - thegrimreaver (01/09/2013) [-]
Yeppers.
So basically, they implant it, and that's it for three years. No worrying about rings, or patches, or pills, or forgetting all of that **** .
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User avatar #37 to #30 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]
Unless the baby is Chuck Norris'. Then it'd just use the coat hanger to floss.
#21 - alibabahassan (01/08/2013) [-]
playing for the columbus blue jackets = fool proof
#41 to #21 - xigrimxreaperix (01/08/2013) [-]
Someone Mention Hockey?
User avatar #42 to #41 - alibabahassan (01/08/2013) [-]
lidstrom is a god... A GOD
User avatar #20 - thequickster (01/08/2013) [-]
I thought condoms were only 97% effective?
User avatar #38 to #20 - MrsMcDowell (01/08/2013) [-]
They are. They say that on the package. The pill is 99.9% effective. This information is very wrong...
#19 - sweetellie ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Well if this is the case, I will wear crocs with every outfit for the rest of my life
Well if this is the case, I will wear crocs with every outfit for the rest of my life
User avatar #13 - everheat ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Crocs > Lacoste.
User avatar #24 to #13 - fuperbooper ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes, but lacoste has the exact letters to spell lactose.
User avatar #39 to #24 - joshofsouls ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm lactose intolerant.
#12 - royrogersmcfreely (01/08/2013) [-]
**royrogersmcfreely rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at Awwwww yeahhh ** mfw people wear crocs
#14 to #12 - waragainst (01/08/2013) [-]
**waragainst rolled a random image posted in comment #2750246 at MLP Friendly Board **

nah man, this face is a better reaction
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User avatar #4 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]
. . . I have house shoe crocs. . . they're really warm
User avatar #22 to #4 - konradkurze ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
croc shoes:

so nerdy you wont get laid thus there is 100% birth control
User avatar #23 to #22 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]
Hahaha, it's almost funnier the second time around. . .wait, nope.

#15 to #4 - tulioandmiguel (01/08/2013) [-]
You disgust me.
User avatar #17 to #15 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm happy to because I love them anyways. Don't where em outside though, I used to though.
User avatar #26 to #17 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]
So, you're ashamed to be seen with them outside.
Yeah, you really do love them.
User avatar #40 to #26 - daimondemon (01/08/2013) [-]
Hmm, not quite. I just don't want my house slippers ruined. And they aren't really comfortable to where outside, in my opinion
User avatar #2 - itsallinthefunny (01/08/2013) [-]
oh come on! no one may like anon but you cant just deny him his right of speech
User avatar #1 - hipsophobadon (01/08/2013) [-]
Anal.
User avatar #88 to #1 - errdayimfjing (01/09/2013) [-]
Aids
User avatar #85 to #1 - EdwardNigma (01/09/2013) [-]
No I read that it's possible to get pregnant even, anal or not.

Something about seepage.
#71 to #1 - slashendrix (01/09/2013) [-]
The Anatomy's condom.
User avatar #45 to #1 - jinjo (01/08/2013) [-]
cum can drip out of her asshole and to the vagine.
User avatar #3 to #1 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
There once was a case where woman who had no vagina got pregnant in fight where in the results she got stabbed to her stomach... just to let you know.
User avatar #27 to #3 - thegrimreaver (01/08/2013) [-]
I'm gonna call ******** on this one. It sounds an awful lot like the American Civil War story of the soldier who got shot through the testicles, the bullet carried on and hit a woman in the uterus, and impregnated her. The story there, and most likely in your story, was just a ******** claim to deny that they had sex.
#18 to #3 - lasmamoe (01/08/2013) [-]
I dont even
#6 to #3 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]
wat?
User avatar #7 to #6 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
I would try to search it for you, but it's was finnish + I saw it last year on different finnish website "riemurasia" that lead to newswebsite...

It was described that when the woman got hit by the knife semen somehow got in at the same time...

I have no idea how something like that is even possible.
#8 to #7 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]
Someone must have a knife fetish...
User avatar #9 to #8 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
it was a bar fight...

I'm gonna check out if I can find it... it's pretty hopeless task.
#10 to #9 - autoxx (01/08/2013) [-]
You're better off going to the **** section and forgetting the whole thing.
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