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#96 - jalthelas (01/09/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at X-ray pics of things in asshole **
User avatar #92 - lazorman (01/09/2013) [-]
>should of
costanza.jpeg
#90 - myactualname (01/09/2013) [-]
seems legit
User avatar #87 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Birth control is some good **** . Catholics are missing out. My girlfriend is on the pill. My job is essentially to remind her everyday to take her pill.
User avatar #95 to #87 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
Cool story
User avatar #99 to #95 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Thanks man. I always try to keep my stories at a chilly 32 degrees Fahrenheit.
User avatar #93 to #87 - TheHutchie ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I was conceived while my mother was on the pill. Good luck.
User avatar #94 to #93 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
It doesn't hurt she has Ovarian Cysts also.
User avatar #97 to #94 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
Won't that lead to a hysterectomy?
User avatar #100 to #97 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
Ask me if I care.
User avatar #104 to #100 - yutakenusername (01/09/2013) [-]
You don't care if your girlfriend has to get a hysterectomy done? Nice attitude.
Also, that would mean you can never conceive children. You seem like quite an immature asshole from one statement. Not many people can pull that off.
User avatar #105 to #104 - makethingsworse (01/09/2013) [-]
I do my best, bro. It takes a lot of practice and a torn rectum to be as much an asshooe as I am.
#78 - Churd (01/09/2013) [-]
#77 - skwigelf (01/09/2013) [-]
#74 - bkrazy (01/09/2013) [-]
I wish its dad wore crocs that night
User avatar #75 to #74 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I watched an episode of Jersey Shore and she seemed like most stupid party girls I've met, she didn't piss me off in the least, she just isn't someone I would hang out with by choice. Why people care about her I don't know.
#73 - shithapenns (01/09/2013) [-]
I got the joke without even having to look at the whole picture
I got the joke without even having to look at the whole picture
User avatar #72 - slatersniper (01/09/2013) [-]
Someone shop a bass guitar over the 100% saying, "Playing bass"

feels
User avatar #91 to #72 - waterbottlemanboy (01/09/2013) [-]
Bitch please, one word for you: Flea.
#70 - zynthor (01/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #67 - drosenblum (01/09/2013) [-]
If you take birth control and use condoms then it is 198% effective.
#81 to #67 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
so there would be a 98% chance a baby would be unborn?
#64 - sissywoo (01/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #69 to #64 - malacyman (01/09/2013) [-]
my first thought when i saw this post
User avatar #59 - mrfourtysevenman (01/09/2013) [-]
if birth control AND condoms fail
the universe hates you and you must accept your fate
#55 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [-]
Crocs + Socks = 140%.
User avatar #62 to #55 - shinobidesu (01/09/2013) [-]
I was going to try to cleverly conjugate it into some new product.
All I can come up with is Crocks and Socs and cocks
#66 to #62 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [-]
Genius, it shall be a best seller.
User avatar #65 to #62 - smokekusheveryday (01/09/2013) [-]
crsocks!
#54 - tie (01/09/2013) [-]
#47 - bluelightbebop ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
"Should of"?   
   
   
   
What the 						****					 is that?   
Is that the retarded version of SHOULD HAVE ?   
   
God dammit, i'm not a Grammar Nazi, but every time i see someone writes that, i can't help but think that they might have an extra chromosome in their cell configuration.
"Should of"?



What the **** is that?
Is that the retarded version of SHOULD HAVE ?

God dammit, i'm not a Grammar Nazi, but every time i see someone writes that, i can't help but think that they might have an extra chromosome in their cell configuration.
User avatar #68 to #47 - shazmothree (01/09/2013) [-]
A lot of people get used to writing it that way because they say it that way
User avatar #63 to #47 - mrwayne (01/09/2013) [-]
You should of just ignored it.
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User avatar #53 to #47 - misticalz ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you sure are butthurt over a general mistake.
User avatar #57 to #53 - bluelightbebop ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
I can accept the fact that people can sometimes as well as don't just bu don't write well.

Yeah, i can accept that.

Lame joke aside, i can actually rationalize typos, the lack of punctuation marks, even some poorly redacted sentences... Yeah, that's fine, i mean, even i **** things up every now and then and say "I didn't saw" and stuff.

But hell, writing stuff phonetically?
Not only that.
When you repeat the sentence out loud (Should of) it simply doesn't make any sense.

So, it's not a general mistake, it's a grammar, logic and rhetoric mistake.


It's not butthurt man, i'ts just that sometimes, it appears people are getting more retarded.
User avatar #46 - poophaspooped (01/08/2013) [-]
I had sex while wearing crocs once. She still got pregnant. WTF?!?
#98 to #46 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
Didn't you see the warning label? It says, "effectiveness decreases on females with low standards".
#48 to #46 - fuckedbyapony (01/08/2013) [-]
How were the crocs being worn?
User avatar #51 to #48 - poophaspooped (01/09/2013) [-]
I wore them on my feet. Was I doing it wrong?
#52 to #51 - fuckedbyapony (01/09/2013) [-]
You mean you didn't even read the instructions!?
You mean you didn't even read the instructions!?
#101 to #58 - arsenalthegunners (01/09/2013) [-]
^THESE COMMENTS, HAHAHA
^THESE COMMENTS, HAHAHA
#43 - cryoticshell (01/08/2013) [-]
I still wear crocs.....
I still wear crocs.....
User avatar #36 - moxmortuus (01/08/2013) [-]
Have I been on Funnyjunk for so long that I see at the least 20 reposts a week. Kind of depressing.
#49 to #36 - fuckedbyapony (01/08/2013) [-]
Only 20?
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