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#115 - maibatsucars (01/08/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4356031/maibatsu+monstrosity
Woman: "Phil and I just had another kid. So of course we need a bigger SUV. Being a mom is hard, with soccer, football and lacrosse practice, so we bought the new Maibatsu Monstrosity. It's so big...we lost little Joey in the back and couldn't find him for and hour! When I'm rushing to the mall, or talking on my cell phone, I know me and my family are safe. The Maibatsu Monstrosity has 4- wheel drive, and in amphibious mode...it can cross rivers. So far I've only hit a few puddles, but it's good to know it's there. With the time I save taking shortcuts through the strip-mall parking lot I can focus on the important things. Like gazing longingly at the pool boy or...buying more exercise equipment off the TV. So what if it gets 3 miles to the gallon!? I'm a mom, not a conservationist!"

Female announcer: "The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!!
User avatar #116 to #115 - Lightclaw (01/08/2013) [-]
Bitch, shut the hell up.
#114 - hellnineteenninety (01/08/2013) [-]
**hellnineteenninety rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at dem battle cries **
MFW I have never seen star wars or star trek
#113 - maibatsucars (01/08/2013) [-]
Man: "I'm a marketing manager who lives in the suburbs and commutes to work on the highway. I live alone, so of course I needed a car that can seat 12 and is equipped to drive across arctic tundra...it just makes me feel better!"

Female announcer: "The new Maibatsu Monstrosity...mine's bigger!"


www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4356011/maibatsu
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#106 - maibatsu (01/08/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/youtube/4355945/Maibatsu+thunder/
Knights of the road, here's your stallion!
The car for freedom (Freedom)
The car for hot excitement! (Excitement)
The car for a man who is alone against the elements (The Maibatsu Thunder)
The pride is back
It's the power of a compact! (Looks small, but it's so big!)
Fuel injected (Inject me)
Maibatsu Thunder
On the toll road of life, you have to pay to prove you can.
Live the emotion of an individual. (Thunder)
The awesome power of nature, distilled into one vehicle (Wow)
Because after you get struck by lighting... there's Thunder (The Maibatsu Thunder)

User avatar #101 - acemrhawk (01/08/2013) [-]
This one is actually original and good
#97 - isoscelessandwich (01/08/2013) [-]
....Okay, this one's actually pretty good.
User avatar #95 - furiousstorm (01/08/2013) [-]
I do... I do want to thumb this up
#94 - shadowfj (01/08/2013) [-]
Made this myself.
#84 - waffies (01/08/2013) [-]
what IS that ontop of the mountain? Was that there in every comic?!?
User avatar #108 to #107 - hotrodman (01/08/2013) [-]
its the imperial probe from hoth
#89 to #84 - zahnrad (01/08/2013) [-]
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Makes me think of the "trees" from Super Mario Galaxy
User avatar #91 to #89 - thepandaking (01/08/2013) [-]
oh god... those things...
User avatar #87 to #84 - stonemanr (01/08/2013) [-]
actually it was in the one i took to make this cause i couldnt find the blank image

forgot to remove it
#88 to #87 - waffies (01/08/2013) [-]
But what is it?
User avatar #104 to #88 - doctadeathbench (01/08/2013) [-]
it was phone
User avatar #86 to #84 - zahnrad (01/08/2013) [-]
How the? Did I not notice?
#80 - followtheworms (01/08/2013) [-]
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at 2012 ** Anakin's face when
**followtheworms rolled a random image posted in comment #64 at 2012 ** Anakin's face when
User avatar #81 to #80 - beerterror (01/08/2013) [-]
it's strangely similar
#79 - thatrussianhoe ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
i loled so ******* hard
#75 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
He was so scared from being thrown out the window, he turned white and grew hair.
User avatar #76 to #75 - simplelife (01/08/2013) [-]
God damnit I always forget to login...>.>
#99 to #76 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
That's okay it wasn't funny in the first place
User avatar #82 to #76 - stonemanr (01/08/2013) [-]
seeing good anon comment and cleiming its yours...

good job thumbwhore
User avatar #103 to #82 - simplelife (01/08/2013) [-]
Thumbwhoring? It was me, if there was a way to check the IP of both comments..you would see. But whatever.
#112 to #103 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
Once again, not funny in the first place.
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User avatar #85 to #82 - waffies (01/08/2013) [-]
"good" anon comment? It's been posted below and has negative thumbs already...
#74 - beerterror (01/08/2013) [-]
I'd always wanted to see Anakins sissy ass get shanked by Windu. I love how in the books Windu always regrets that he didn't kill Dooku. Not "what if I got a chance?" "what if I prevailed?" He's all like "I could do it in a blink but I chose to save three instead of billions" Yoda couldn't do it, Anakin could on Sith-overdrive, hell no - Windu doesn't **** around.
And it's like the never-answered question - did Sidious let him win, or did he really failed against Vapaad, like in Stover's novel.
#73 - dudethisisdeepshit (01/08/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#70 - xozonex (01/08/2013) [-]
**xozonex rolls 26**
User avatar #155 to #70 - painmann (01/08/2013) [-]
**painmann rolls 72**
User avatar #69 - SpartanRHEA (01/08/2013) [-]
I reread the last panel three times in confusion until i realized that i'm suppose to read it from left to right.
Still very funny though.
#65 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
anyone else notice that thing on the mountain in the last panel?
User avatar #64 - wintercold (01/08/2013) [-]
The joke -> Mace window
#61 - jrtojrto (01/08/2013) [-]
There should be a "," after council.
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