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#261 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #270 - empithree ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
now make one that lights with cum.
#88 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
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#295 - watyoutalkabout (01/08/2013) [-]
**watyoutalkabout rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at The Barber ** could be something else than blood
#108 - deadmuerto (01/08/2013) [-]
trying to turn it on in the dark
User avatar #84 - gggman (01/07/2013) [-]
My ******* cat gets me all the time anyways, this is perfect for cat owners.
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#250 - fecal (01/08/2013) [-]
lol, he probably just designed it because he thought it sounded cool, and later realized it was so unpractical he would have to think of some hippy explanation to sell that ****
User avatar #237 - essaressa (01/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be my blood though...

see you in court, my defense will be I badly needed a light
User avatar #226 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Personally I prefer bioluminescent algae more efficient using luciferin and oxygen to produce light like my favorite Pyrodinium.
P.S. If you find a species like this present in the water all you got to do is smack the water a bit and the algae will start doing their thing.
#228 to #226 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Here's a picture but a forewarning don't drink water with bioluminescent algae as many are dinoflagellates and many dinoflagellates contain toxins. In this case Pyrodinium contains saxitoxin which is a known neurotoxin.
#231 to #228 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
replied to same post at same time. ***** , you *********** me?
#233 to #231 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes I am ******* with you I'm a comment wizard. But yeah this stuff is fun to play around with but hey if you find some Gymnosporidium or Pyrodinium you can make yourself some poison darts since saxitoxin can kill pretty quickly and was even used by the military at times so spies could kill themselves if caught. Also in northwest Washington there are many indigenous forms of hallucinogenic mushrooms which are my favorite type of fungi. Nothing interesting like glowing algae of magical shrooms in MD though.
#235 to #233 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
liberty caps are okay. takes like a ****** half ounce to see **** though. cabanzes (sp) are the best. mmmm yum.
User avatar #236 to #235 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh the liberty cap the tried and true of shrooms. Can't speak for Cabanzes I can say that Peruvian Torch is a good legal substitute for peyote. But I hear Mexico also got crazy shrooms too. LSD is also a bit ironically is also semi-natural and fungus based, its an ergot alkaloid from the grain fungus ergot which is a corn rust that occurs in high humidity. However Unlike LSD, shrooms, or other hallucinogens, Ergot is guaranteed to cause horrific nightmares if ingested that can last for up to two weeks (that's right two weeks of a non ending horror trip).
#239 to #236 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
i had some closed cab cabenz's that lasted me all night. and for the next 2 days i had recurring minor visions. like, would see **** , or trip for 5-10 seconds, then be all good. fun few days at work
User avatar #240 to #239 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, I always found smoking a bit of weed the day after tripping will be alot more enjoyably than normal. But going to sleep is a bitch, last time I did shrooms a few weeks ago with some friends we just chilled in his living room with another guy for like 9 nine hours of laughing. Couldn't sleep so I got up and walked two miles back to my place at 6 am. My friend was out like a light however because he had been prescribed some benzos beforehand.
#242 to #240 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
everytime i tried to close my eyes the night of the trip, i saw a skull that would perpetually float towards me, then i would float through the eyehole, and into a new skull.. this happened for 2 hours straight. i was not down. the whole trip was enjoyable aside from that bit
User avatar #245 to #242 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
The part I find the weirdest is how you can be tripping for about 10-20 mins then you just come down into reality for like a minute or two and then you go right back up again.
#230 to #226 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
this happens often in northwest washington. i worked in a restaurant in a marina. was ******* epic to watch a seal swim through it.. the wake was completely blue/green.. i came buckets.
#52 - ugabz (01/07/2013) [-]
unlike other people, i would want to use blood for better purposes
User avatar #89 to #52 - isus (01/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, like anal lubricant.
#58 to #52 - xoyv (01/07/2013) [-]
yeah
#46 - keefybeefy (01/07/2013) [-]
finally women would be good for something other than sex.
#34 - KungFuZerO (01/07/2013) [-]
>FInd a screenshot of tumblr
>Copy someone's funny reply to the picture
>Pretend it's yours
>????
>661+ thumbs
#24 - cristianpopescu (01/07/2013) [-]
<<<I guess people like this will have no problem at all.
User avatar #11 - annogram (01/07/2013) [-]
I'd guess it's an oxidation reaction from the iron in your blood with some kind of phosphorus in it to catch the released electrons
#223 - ringobyjingo (01/08/2013) [-]
mfw my lamp stops glowing....
User avatar #151 - knighttheknight ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
**knighttheknight rolls 61** meh
#195 - anon (01/08/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
User avatar #28 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Phony emo kids must love how hardcore they think they are for turning on a little light with their own blood.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Lainge (01/07/2013) [-]
Hmm?
Phony emo kids?
I don't understand.
Emo stands for emotional.
....the prissy little bitches that call themselves emo sound pretty emotional to me.
...Also the blood lamp seems pretty cool, I am somewhat clumsy and get scratches and stuff all the time in the dark. Would benefit me.
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