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#260 - humaneety (01/08/2013) [-]
Can I use my explosive diarrhea instead ?
#253 - rocksteady (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**rocksteady rolled a random image posted in comment #2681691 at MLP Friendly Board ** No we need to keep wasting energy. Look at this way everyone, we are only getting to Fallout 3 irl faster.
#62 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Copied from Reddit you lousy **** .
#74 to #71 - ponymeat (01/07/2013) [-]
>You signed up in 2012, I've been on this sight from the beginning, so jog on.
>I've been on this sight from the beginning
>I've been on this sight
>sight
Get your **** together anon
#261 - tragono **User deleted account** (01/08/2013) [-]
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#52 - ugabz (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
unlike other people, i would want to use blood for better purposes
#58 to #52 - xoyv (01/07/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #270 - empithree (01/08/2013) [-]
now make one that lights with cum.
#88 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account** (01/07/2013) [-]
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#24 - cristianpopescu (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<<<I guess people like this will have no problem at all.
#295 - watyoutalkabout (01/08/2013) [-]
**watyoutalkabout rolled a random image posted in comment #55 at The Barber ** could be something else than blood
User avatar #226 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Personally I prefer bioluminescent algae more efficient using luciferin and oxygen to produce light like my favorite Pyrodinium.
P.S. If you find a species like this present in the water all you got to do is smack the water a bit and the algae will start doing their thing.
#230 to #226 - thilimilan ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
this happens often in northwest washington. i worked in a restaurant in a marina. was ******* epic to watch a seal swim through it.. the wake was completely blue/green.. i came buckets.
#195 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#108 - deadmuerto (01/08/2013) [-]
trying to turn it on in the dark
User avatar #84 - gggman (01/07/2013) [-]
My ******* cat gets me all the time anyways, this is perfect for cat owners.
+3
#66 - zalaman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #28 - Tyranitar ONLINE (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Phony emo kids must love how hardcore they think they are for turning on a little light with their own blood.
User avatar #31 to #28 - Lainge (01/07/2013) [-]
Hmm?
Phony emo kids?
I don't understand.
Emo stands for emotional.
....the prissy little bitches that call themselves emo sound pretty emotional to me.
...Also the blood lamp seems pretty cool, I am somewhat clumsy and get scratches and stuff all the time in the dark. Would benefit me.
#250 - fecal (01/08/2013) [-]
lol, he probably just designed it because he thought it sounded cool, and later realized it was so unpractical he would have to think of some hippy explanation to sell that ****
User avatar #237 - essaressa (01/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be my blood though...

see you in court, my defense will be I badly needed a light
#46 - keefybeefy (01/07/2013) [-]
finally women would be good for something other than sex.
#34 - KungFuZerO (01/07/2013) [-]
>FInd a screenshot of tumblr
>Copy someone's funny reply to the picture
>Pretend it's yours
>????
>661+ thumbs
User avatar #11 - annogram (01/07/2013) [-]
I'd guess it's an oxidation reaction from the iron in your blood with some kind of phosphorus in it to catch the released electrons
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