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User avatar #6 - julesv (01/07/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Imagine the buckets of blood given at computers working like this.
User avatar #7 to #6 - brawlman (01/07/2013) [-]
we would all be on life-support
#82 - tomhefailin (01/07/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Did this guy just save the world with vaginal secretion?
#18 - robertolee (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
And to you Frodo, I give you the light of our most precious star..
User avatar #163 - mattdoggy (01/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
>build and wear a vest filled with this stuff
>stretch a cable between two buildings in an alley
>attach lights to the edges of the buildings at the top pointing down
>rent huge industrial fans and place them in the windows of the buildings pointing to the alley below
>set huge speakers to play the noises that the tripods made in war of the worlds
>buy extremely strong powered wench and rig it into a harness i can wear under my clothes
>dress in weird clothes and a tinfoil hat
>hang out in this dark alley
>lure some gang thing into the alley
>go get in a fight with the gang
>try to act as weird as possible
>tell them strange things like "you will regret such actions when the armada arrives"
>one of them stabs me
>worth it
>this glowing liquid flows out of me
>talk into my watch
>"this is skleebax, the humans have been deemed unworthy, send the destroyers"
>they stand their confused when i start it
>i kneel down and hit the switch
>the lights, fans, and wench all start going at once
>i fly into the sky as they are blinded and disoriented by gusts of wind and deafening sounds
>i then shut it off when i make it on the roof
>assuming that any were brave enough not to run away all that's left is a strange glowing puddle
>they assume that they have somehow doomed their planet by shanking an alien and that they will die soon
>enjoy seeing them acting crazy on the evening news warning of aliens
#97 - breakfastlunch (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Do it work against giant spiders?
User avatar #107 - departed (01/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Where can I get one?
User avatar #110 to #107 - deadmuerto (01/08/2013) [-]
bloodbath and beyond
#90 - isus (01/07/2013) [-]
"I'd use this lamp, but I kinda like it dark..."
#76 - RADDDDs (01/07/2013) [-]
i'd totally cut myself to see that **** glow
#135 - pariahlol (01/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
>Buy a vat of this.
>Get some sort of ritualistic looking bowl as well
>Inform your friends of (insert ******** ritual here)
>Plan to prove it to them by summoning (Cthulu, powers, Satan, ect)
>Meet in the middle of the woods.
>Surround vat, and have each person donate some blood to the ritual bowl
>Pour it into vat and add other effects (noises, people in costumes, ect)
>Convert your friends to your new religion, and assert yourself as their leader
>??????
>Profit
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#210 - spanishninja (01/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
a fap lamp could solve the energetic crisis.
get the **** to work, japan.


and stop reading our ******* minds
#102 - BabyPainter (01/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
FINALLY MY PERIOD IS GOOD FOR SOMETHING OTHER THAN NATURAL HAPPENINGS!
#75 - WastingTime (01/07/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#95 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Can only be used once"
Unless you pour the liquid into separate containers.
Then, 1 lamp could be used several times.
User avatar #68 - denonymous (01/07/2013) [+] (2 replies)
a girl can tie this to her crotch and when she starts her period, the light will turn on and her vagina will get an idea.
#148 - ofmiceandmen (01/08/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Anyone know what exactly this is made of and if it would be safe to inject into the body?

Glowing veins would look pretty sweet.
User avatar #80 - trolljunkusa ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Or we could just get those faggots from #Cut4bieber
User avatar #1 - guiltyparty (01/07/2013) [+] (4 replies)
do you have a link for how it works and such ?
#2 to #1 - evilhomer (01/07/2013) [-]
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Pretty creepy video though
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Pretty creepy video though
#57 - azraelthemage (01/07/2013) [-]
Looks a lot like the Star or Earendil from LotR.
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