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#210 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
a fap lamp could solve the energetic crisis.
get the **** to work, japan.

and stop reading our ******* minds
#220 to #210 - sedativechunk (01/08/2013) [-]
**sedativechunk rolled a random image posted in comment #2715240 at MLP Friendly Board ** fap lamp
#207 - fefe (01/08/2013) [-]
"We can now power the world with periods!"

There are 2 kinds of people...
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User avatar #196 - philliyoMLB (01/08/2013) [-]
Because you did not just steal that joke from tumblr.
INB4 gay for going to tumblr.
User avatar #238 to #196 - lordroscor (01/08/2013) [-]
A lot of people don't go on tumblr, let alone where on tumblr you are, so most people would not have seen it.

Maybe he put the joke there.
Maybe he is Batman...
I would find a picture to say I love you, but I couldn't post pictures yet. LOVE YOU
#206 to #196 - SirFuckALot (01/08/2013) [-]
^this guys right   
OP is a faggot
^this guys right
OP is a faggot
#195 - fefe (01/08/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#189 - flashcache (01/08/2013) [-]
if you could power light with jizz, I think i could've powered all of vegas between the ages of 14 - 16
User avatar #209 to #189 - arstya (01/08/2013) [-]
If you could power lights with semen, Vegas would be able to do it itself.
User avatar #211 to #209 - flashcache (01/08/2013) [-]
i think we're onto something here...
User avatar #215 to #211 - arstya (01/08/2013) [-]
Whatever it is, I just want to be involved with the semen.
#187 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
Wow. So bloodshed and war can now light the way for the world. Frikkin BRILLIANT! Let the economically and ecologically effective killing spree begin!
User avatar #188 to #187 - newant (01/08/2013) [-]
Or you can use bleach.
Anything with Chlorine, I think.
#190 to #188 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
Good idea. I'll kill them with bleach, that way no blood is wasted from open wounds. Thanks man! :D
Good idea. I'll kill them with bleach, that way no blood is wasted from open wounds. Thanks man! :D
User avatar #191 to #190 - drganja (01/08/2013) [-]
Bleach doesn't work ask Amanda Todd
#192 to #191 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
Pretty sure it does kill you, but even if it doesnt, i'll still need the bleach for cleanup.
#193 to #192 - drganja (01/08/2013) [-]
No it's used to get drugs out of your system
#212 to #193 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
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#199 to #193 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
Yeah man, bleach can definitely kill you. As long as there is enough of it. And you wouldnt have to drink like the whole jug or anything
#194 to #193 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
No, i thought that was an iv...
#197 to #194 - drganja (01/08/2013) [-]
No those are much better for getting drugs into the system
#200 to #197 - Vanquix (01/08/2013) [-]
But theyre mostly used (maybe not including heroin dens ot whatever the f) to flush things OUT of your system
#186 - warrollan (01/08/2013) [-]
**warrollan rolls 55**

Not bad OP, not bad.
#183 - fefe (01/08/2013) [-]
well then... looks like the start to making a philosopher stone
#182 - devildogchild (01/08/2013) [-]
...or with nosebleeds.
...or with nosebleeds.
User avatar #185 to #182 - upyourarsinal (01/08/2013) [-]
or a combanation of the two
#184 to #182 - vatra (01/08/2013) [-]
Horny anime men will light the way!
Horny anime men will light the way!
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#169 - shmedly (01/08/2013) [-]
mfw i buy this for a blackout the same day the power comes back
mfw i buy this for a blackout the same day the power comes back
User avatar #165 - ooi (01/08/2013) [-]
So it's like a lamp for emos.
User avatar #164 - fourtwentt ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
just another use for your standard dishwasher
User avatar #163 - mattdoggy (01/08/2013) [-]
>build and wear a vest filled with this stuff
>stretch a cable between two buildings in an alley
>attach lights to the edges of the buildings at the top pointing down
>rent huge industrial fans and place them in the windows of the buildings pointing to the alley below
>set huge speakers to play the noises that the tripods made in war of the worlds
>buy extremely strong powered wench and rig it into a harness i can wear under my clothes
>dress in weird clothes and a tinfoil hat
>hang out in this dark alley
>lure some gang thing into the alley
>go get in a fight with the gang
>try to act as weird as possible
>tell them strange things like "you will regret such actions when the armada arrives"
>one of them stabs me
>worth it
>this glowing liquid flows out of me
>talk into my watch
>"this is skleebax, the humans have been deemed unworthy, send the destroyers"
>they stand their confused when i start it
>i kneel down and hit the switch
>the lights, fans, and wench all start going at once
>i fly into the sky as they are blinded and disoriented by gusts of wind and deafening sounds
>i then shut it off when i make it on the roof
>assuming that any were brave enough not to run away all that's left is a strange glowing puddle
>they assume that they have somehow doomed their planet by shanking an alien and that they will die soon
>enjoy seeing them acting crazy on the evening news warning of aliens
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#243 to #163 - mrdrpage (01/08/2013) [-]
>Gets shot before making it to the alley   
>Gets shot before making it to the alley
#219 to #163 - carlsagouin (01/08/2013) [-]
"This is skleebax"
"This is skleebax"
#214 to #163 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #180 to #163 - badasstoaster (01/08/2013) [-]
Did you die after it?
User avatar #179 to #163 - laky (01/08/2013) [-]
Brilliant story
User avatar #177 to #163 - notstill ONLINE (01/08/2013) [-]
#161 - crazyoljew (01/08/2013) [-]
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#198 to #161 - kontraband (01/08/2013) [-]
That gif without the caption would be a perfect "You're a dumbass" reaction pic.
#159 - biggrand (01/08/2013) [-]
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> **** with some mexicanas
> get shanked
> poor tihs **** on your cut up ass self
> become a hero
> save children
> rape women
> *insert over used dark knight quote here*
> become hero again
> disappear
> bang Anne Hathaway
User avatar #162 to #159 - samanthasfriend (01/08/2013) [-]
> **** with some mexicanas
> get shanked
> poor tihs **** on your cut up ass self
> die
User avatar #160 to #159 - fjaddictftw (01/08/2013) [-]
#158 - leebo (01/08/2013) [-]
We shall use the blood of out ENEMIES!
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