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User avatar #256 - pandation (01/08/2013) [-]
Meanwhile there are people out there dying of blood loss and I'm just sitting here cutting myself so I don't have to masturbate in the dark
#255 - joeycarmona (01/08/2013) [-]
**joeycarmona rolls 685**
#253 - rocksteady (01/08/2013) [-]
**rocksteady rolled a random image posted in comment #2681691 at MLP Friendly Board ** No we need to keep wasting energy. Look at this way everyone, we are only getting to Fallout 3 irl faster.
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#273 to #253 - haunterbrony **User deleted account** (01/08/2013) [-]
GOD 						*******					 DAMNIT, PAL.
GOD ******* DAMNIT, PAL.
User avatar #252 - Sethorein (01/08/2013) [-]
>it only works once
>how much energy we waste

Fine fine fine, so now instead of wasting energy I'm buying 6 dozen of these ****** lamps which must be a real tax on the environment to make.
#251 - phanact (01/08/2013) [-]
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I have a mushroom lamp
#250 - fecal (01/08/2013) [-]
lol, he probably just designed it because he thought it sounded cool, and later realized it was so unpractical he would have to think of some hippy explanation to sell that ****
#249 - lmgtfy (01/08/2013) [-]
And hemorrhoids
And hemorrhoids
#246 - demonmaster (01/08/2013) [-]
**demonmaster rolled a random image posted in comment #77 at MFW i was 14 and discovered porn **
#244 - RequieminMortis (01/08/2013) [-]
The lamp's not the only thing that gets turned on by blood.
The lamp's not the only thing that gets turned on by blood.
#241 - heathz (01/08/2013) [-]
**heathz rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at draw me up like one of your French girls ** mfw c g a
User avatar #237 - essaressa (01/08/2013) [-]
It doesn't have to be my blood though...

see you in court, my defense will be I badly needed a light
User avatar #234 - burningsmurfs (01/08/2013) [-]
They already lord child birth and all that over our heads do we really need to hear about how they power the world literally as well? It's a joke please don't kill me ladies.
#229 - Schwarzenegger (01/08/2013) [-]
The way I get turned on can be pretty gruesome too.
User avatar #226 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Personally I prefer bioluminescent algae more efficient using luciferin and oxygen to produce light like my favorite Pyrodinium.
P.S. If you find a species like this present in the water all you got to do is smack the water a bit and the algae will start doing their thing.
#230 to #226 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
this happens often in northwest washington. i worked in a restaurant in a marina. was ******* epic to watch a seal swim through it.. the wake was completely blue/green.. i came buckets.
#228 to #226 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Here's a picture but a forewarning don't drink water with bioluminescent algae as many are dinoflagellates and many dinoflagellates contain toxins. In this case Pyrodinium contains saxitoxin which is a known neurotoxin.
#231 to #228 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
replied to same post at same time. ***** , you *********** me?
#233 to #231 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Yes I am ******* with you I'm a comment wizard. But yeah this stuff is fun to play around with but hey if you find some Gymnosporidium or Pyrodinium you can make yourself some poison darts since saxitoxin can kill pretty quickly and was even used by the military at times so spies could kill themselves if caught. Also in northwest Washington there are many indigenous forms of hallucinogenic mushrooms which are my favorite type of fungi. Nothing interesting like glowing algae of magical shrooms in MD though.
#235 to #233 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
liberty caps are okay. takes like a ****** half ounce to see **** though. cabanzes (sp) are the best. mmmm yum.
User avatar #236 to #235 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
Oh the liberty cap the tried and true of shrooms. Can't speak for Cabanzes I can say that Peruvian Torch is a good legal substitute for peyote. But I hear Mexico also got crazy shrooms too. LSD is also a bit ironically is also semi-natural and fungus based, its an ergot alkaloid from the grain fungus ergot which is a corn rust that occurs in high humidity. However Unlike LSD, shrooms, or other hallucinogens, Ergot is guaranteed to cause horrific nightmares if ingested that can last for up to two weeks (that's right two weeks of a non ending horror trip).
#239 to #236 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
i had some closed cab cabenz's that lasted me all night. and for the next 2 days i had recurring minor visions. like, would see **** , or trip for 5-10 seconds, then be all good. fun few days at work
User avatar #240 to #239 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, I always found smoking a bit of weed the day after tripping will be alot more enjoyably than normal. But going to sleep is a bitch, last time I did shrooms a few weeks ago with some friends we just chilled in his living room with another guy for like 9 nine hours of laughing. Couldn't sleep so I got up and walked two miles back to my place at 6 am. My friend was out like a light however because he had been prescribed some benzos beforehand.
#242 to #240 - thilimilan (01/08/2013) [-]
everytime i tried to close my eyes the night of the trip, i saw a skull that would perpetually float towards me, then i would float through the eyehole, and into a new skull.. this happened for 2 hours straight. i was not down. the whole trip was enjoyable aside from that bit
User avatar #245 to #242 - ninjasquirle (01/08/2013) [-]
The part I find the weirdest is how you can be tripping for about 10-20 mins then you just come down into reality for like a minute or two and then you go right back up again.
User avatar #225 - mexx (01/08/2013) [-]
you heard it beliebers, get back to cutting yourself.
User avatar #224 - roncon (01/08/2013) [-]
i'ma poor liquid into a glass n' call it a lamp!
#223 - ringobyjingo (01/08/2013) [-]
mfw my lamp stops glowing....
User avatar #222 - tehweave (01/08/2013) [-]
There are two kinds of people in this world.
#217 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/08/2013) [-]
HEY! REQUEST HERE! Does anyone have the image which says "how to try new things" or something like that? It says something like
1.Choose a new hobby
2. Try
3.Fail
4.Collapse and sob.
If you deliver I'll give you somenice gifs and/or a good thumb on your comment or content if you'd like. Thanks!!
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