For now...

Because spiders inhabit nearly every corner of the earth. While scorpions usually tend to stay in deserts.

When was the last time you ever heard of someone being killed by a spider anyhow?

Couple months ago a hiker in my area died from a brown recluse bite over a major artery.

im pretty sure spiders kill far more people than scorpions and it is much easier for them to move from habitat to habitat i work in a grocery store and in the last month have had 2 black widow spiders in the bananas

When's the last time you heard of a man being killed by a scorpion?

Iraq, '09. Desert scorpions. They're fucking everywhere. Not sure if the soldier died, but he did get pretty damn ill.

My point was that people have an irrational fear of spiders and they shouldn't be feared at all. They're actually beneficial because they eat other pests like flies, mosquitoes and cockroaches.

And scorpions aren't beneficial? Camel Spiders in Iraq/Kuwait are far worse than scorpions.

Scorpions aren't really house-dwelling arachnids so I wouldn't call them "beneficial" exactly, but they're not much to be feared either. Unless you're camping in the desert and one happens to crawl into your sleeping bag, but that's another story.

they do in the pokemon world

Don't jinx it.

Too late, bro.

it looks like it's holding a fucking gun

Oh. My. Fuck.
Not only is it a flying god-damn scorpion, it's even going to snipe the shit out of u-

don't worry, its just his dick.

Scorpionfly and the stinger is actually the penis for the males. Apparently harmless and the worst it can do is stab you with it's dick.

So let me get this straight, the worst it can do is rape/sexually harass you?

C'mon the original was fun

I live in Arizona and I haven't seen a scorpion anywhere.

i live in Arizona. i saw a scorpion in my garage once. first scorpion i had ever seen in real life. i killed it as soon as i saw it and its corpse lays in my garage. i still check my shoes...

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